C3 (1/2)
Uh, why did I seem to have heard of this line before?
Guan Xiaoyu followed the direction of a pair of blue-grey shoes and looked up. It turned out to be a middle-aged woman holding a horsetail whisk as she dressed up like a nun.
”Who are you? What martial arts do you have to teach me? ” Guan Xiaoyu said in amusement as the image of the old beggar from the Star Lord's classic movie ”Kung Fu” appeared in her mind.
The daoist nun flicked her whisk, revealing a wolf grandma's smile as she coaxed Little Red Riding Hood, ”Am I not a Master Purifier?”
”Master Purified!” Guan Xiaoyu's eyes widened in shock as she shook her head, ”Never heard of it!”
The Master Purified Board was not angry. He smiled and said, ”You don't know me, so it's not strange. However, I do know you.”
”Me? Could it be that this ugly and paralyzed body is also famous? ”
”That's right!” The great thing about you is your ugliness and your paralysis. ”
”Alright, it seems that her Guan Xiaoyu isn't the only one famous for her ugliness and paralysis.” What about the idiot? ”
”Are you still stupid?”
Guan Xiaoyu shook her head, and then her heart went cold. ”I'm not stupid!”
Lin Que raised his chin, revealing the proud look of a master, ”Let me put it this way, I can cure the scars and paralysis on your body.”
Perhaps nothing else could move Guan Xiaoyu, who had reincarnated as a human. However, scars and paralysis …
There was no woman who didn't like beauty. Furthermore, her feet were paralyzed, making it inconvenient for her to do anything.
Who would be willing to crawl all day if they could walk upright?
”Master, are you serious?” Guan Xiaoyu said seriously.
”Of course, what benefits can I get from lying to you?”
Guan Xiaoyu only had a little more than a dozen coins and a lousy life...
”Then what price do I have to pay?”
”Let's talk about it later.”
Guan Xiaoyu thought to herself, I have nothing to lose anyway, so at the very least, I'll just kill myself.
And so, very suddenly, Guan Xiaoyu took a master and left with the net.
To be exact, it was the Purified Board that hired two attendants to carry her away.
The Pure Plate of Cultivation was a very hot and dry cave. The top of the cave was bright and resplendent, inlaid with countless fiery red gems.
”Uh, Master, this …” Guan Xiaoyu was startled by the reflection.
Could a cultivator be so rich as to be so particular? The cave was inlaid with gems, which was very different from the Immortal bone in the TV.
The plate seemed to understand what she was thinking and pointed at the ceiling. ”Those are fire crystals.”
”Fire …” Firestone? ”
”That's right!” He turned around and smiled mysteriously, ”What do you think I do?”
”Judging from your attire, you must be the Grand Destroyer, Li Moxian, or something like that?” Wasn't that how it was played on TV?
”Hahahaha!” ”Throw away the horsetail whisk in your hand, then remove your gray robe, revealing a fiery red — — Pajama gown.” Your master is a master of mystical arts and has already reached the advanced stage. To speak of exaggeration, as long as I go out, even the King has to treat me with respect. ”
Guan Xiaoyu's mouth was wide open!
She had once heard from Guan Sui that the Mystic Mage was a so-called 'Adept' with a supreme status in this world.
Then, may I ask, Master Purified, you are clearly a super awesome person, yet you are pretending to be a nun, just for that!
The plate once again displayed her ability to read the thoughts, and said: ”It's because the Black Mage is too popular, and I'm too famous. Every time I go down the mountain, a large group of people would surround me and sign my name, and they would even be with me for a few hours. The last time it was even more serious, my newly created magic robe was torn to shreds. I came back completely naked, so I couldn't help but get annoyed. That's why I learned to keep a low profile! ”
Guan Xiaoyu sucked in a breath of cold air. ”...” This is truly unheard-of and unprecedented! ”
When combined with all the online novels and TV dramas, they had never seen such a chaotic situation.
He proudly walked back into the cave, leaving behind a smug remark, ”You'll get used to it after a while.”
Just now, the plate had hired two attendants to bring Guan Xiaoyu up. After the two attendants were sent away, Guan Xiaoyu had no choice but to use her elbow to touch the ground and follow along.
”Oh right, Master, you said that you could cure my scar and paralysis …” Please, if you have a way, use it quickly. Do you know how painful it will be to crawl on the ground covered with sharp rocks like this?
In response to this, the clean disk declined to comment. Instead, it pulled out a crystal ball from somewhere.
”Disciple, come here!”
Guan Xiaoyu was speechless as she continued crawling.