Chapter 69 (1/2)
When the two fat women above the pool saw that Guan Xiaoyu had disappeared, they immediately chased him. The petal rain also came down one after another, causing ripples on the water.
Guan Xiaoyu has long been like a fish to the pool, and has Lingyu to protect her. The petal rain can't hurt her at all. Under the guidance of Lingyu, Guan Xiaoyu lurks quietly by the pool, waiting for the opportunity to move.
At this time, Guan Xiaoyu thought that the two women used petals as weapons, and their petals would always be used up. What she's waiting for is when they run out of petals!
Sure enough, after sprinkling petals for a long time, the two pigheaded women were stunned and said, ”hum! I don't believe that she can survive so much rain! Younger martial sister Yilan, don't waste your mind for a mere mortal. We're here to find treasure. Let's act quickly! ”
”Yes, yes, elder martial sister Yilan is right! That's the reason
Guan Xiaoyu is lying by the pool laughing. These two idiots, think she Guan Xiaoyu is so easy to die!
After more than a month's bath in lingchi, Guan Xiaoyu's body has basically no discomfort. At this time, although she hasn't fought with the people at the top of vanity, since the two pigheaded women are rushing to the door, she just takes them to practice hands!
The idea is certain. Guan Xiaoyu doesn't think about other things any more. She swims to the bottom of the second daughter quickly. She holds the fire dragon in her left hand and the ice sword in her right hand, and unexpectedly attacks the two daughters floating in the air.
The second daughter was suddenly attacked, screamed repeatedly, and almost didn't give way.
But although they are avoiding, they can't keep their flying posture, just like a plane that can't keep balance, they stumble down!
you 're right! It's a fall!
The weight of these two women is more than 300 Jin. When they fall down, they even carry the sound of heavy objects! Guan Xiaoyu listened to these two sharp sounds in the water!
She took out her ears and was very curious. How did this kind of person float in the air? Before that, it was a legend that she was only a ”flying pig.”.
Poop! Poop!
Two flying pigs fell in response to the sound, floating and sinking in the water. Their fat bodies continued to sink in the water because of their own weight. No matter how they fluttered, they still couldn't stick to it.
When they are about to be drowned in the pool, Guan Xiaoyu swims over and holds them with a smile. After being soaked in the water, it turns into a ribbon that binds them and throws out a look of mischievous flower girl.
Unexpectedly, as soon as the two piggirls stopped sinking, they turned their faces and glared at Guan Xiaoyu fiercely. They said angrily, ”you ugly mortal! If you are wise, let us go, or we will call you a dead man
Guan Xiaoyu is happy, ugly? If she remembers correctly, this is the word that used to be scolded by people. Now it sounds so harsh!
However, when she saw the fat faces of the two piggy women, she laughed, which was unprecedented brilliant.
”What do you call me? Ugly mortal?! Ha! I'd like to know what you are Guan Xiaoyu narrowed her eyes, and her mood was on the verge of rage.
The two pig girls didn't know that they were dying. Shaking their fat face, they blurted out, ”nonsense! We are, of course, the most beautiful beauty on the top of vanity! A mortal like you, who has no flesh or two, is not an ugly mortal
After hearing this, Guan Xiaoyu finally understood that these two pork were ugly mortals named by Mao. It turned out that the people at the top of the vanity had the same aesthetic outlook as the prosperous age of the Tang Dynasty in ancient China! Nima is fat for beauty!
This time, Guan Xiaoyu laughed more brightly. As soon as she relaxed her hand strength, the two pig girls screamed and sank into the water.
In this way, the two people know how dangerous they are facing! He was so scared that he cried like a pig, ”ah! Help! Help! Ugly eight strange, you dare to die, we will not let you go
Guan Xiaoyu turned her lips coolly, and said, ”OK, come back to me when you're a ghost!” After that, she turned around at the bottom of the water and swam away.
In this way, the two pig girls accepted and quickly changed their tone to beg for mercy, ”Oh, Hello, my queen! Help! Lord fairy! Help
Their voices were terrified and unwilling, but they bowed to Guan Xiaoyu with one voice.
When Guan Xiaoyu hears that Yan swims back, she pulls up the ribbons on the two pig girls under their expectant eyes
The heads of the two pig girls just came out of the water, and the bad tone came out again! Guan Xiaoyu without saying a word, directly in the hands of a loose ribbon, regardless of the two women's life or death.
Hum, since they have the ability to scold her, they must have the ability to bear her anger!
If you want to say that these two pig girls are also unlucky. When did they put others in their eyes! What's more, they have always relied on their Kung Fu and never learned anything other than Kung Fu. How could they ever think that they would be ruined by a humble pool one day!
But now, it's no use for them to repent.
When the pool flooded them, there was only one thought in their hearts, that is, if they had known that, they should not have provoked the ugly mortal when they were alive!