Chapter 520 (2/2)
This flattering Chen Chu's scalp is numb. This product is a favored son of heaven. His heart doesn't jump and his face is not red, which makes Chen Chu have some headache.
Such a shameless guy is rare.
”Do you really have all the news about the west gate?” However, Chen Chu also asked.
”Of course, only brother, you can't imagine, there is absolutely no news that I can't handle. I can be a true king of news, and I'm wrong to buy news.”
The thin monkey promised.
”Then you tell me, the master of the west gate shits, does he wipe his butt with his left or right hand?” Chen Chu asked.
Hearing this, ye Zhiqiu's two daughters immediately couldn't help laughing. Wasn't Chen Chu trying to embarrass others?
As for the skinny monkey, his face changed slightly, and he said with an angry face: ”brother, you're playing with me. How can I know that the master of the west gate shits with his left hand or his right hand, and I haven't seen it with my own eyes.”
”If you don't know, it doesn't mean that others don't know. It seems that your title of king of news doesn't live up to its name.” Chen Chu shook his head and said.
”Well, tell me, is the master of the west gate wiping his ass with his left hand or with his right hand?” The skinny monkey's face was defiant.Then he added, ”if you can tell me, I'll give you the news for free.”
Ye Zhiqiu and Bai Shishi also looked at Chen Chu and wanted to know how Chen Chu should answer.
Facing the three people's eyes, Chen Chu gave a faint smile. Instead of answering directly, he asked, ”you should know that the master of the West Xuan gate is a sword practitioner?”
In fact, Chen Chu had already heard a lot of people's comments on the west gate on the way to come. Naturally, he knew that the master of the gate was a sword master.
”Of course, what does it have to do with pooping and wiping your ass?” Asked the thin monkey.
”That's right. Jian Xiu always holds the sword with his right hand. For Jianxiu, the right hand is sacred, and all the right hands will not do anything filthy.”
”So the master of the west gate shits. Of course, he wipes his buttocks with his left and right sides.”
Hearing Chen Chu's words, the skinny monkey's face immediately became dull, stupefied for a long time, and then he put up his thumb: ”you are a cow.”
Although Chen Chu's words have some sharp teeth and sharp mouth, they have some truth, which can not be refuted by the thin monkey.
”Take the gamble and admit defeat.” The thin monkey took out a scroll from the Qiankun bag and handed it to Chen Chu.
However, Chen Chu waved his hand: ”I don't need it. You'd better keep it by yourself.”
Smell speech thin monkey immediately did not do: ”this is not good, willing to gamble and admit defeat, how can I break my promise?”
Chen Chu still waved his hand: ”I really don't need it.”
”In that case, I owe you a favor.” See Chen Chu obstinately refuse, thin monkey also no longer reluctantly, can see this is a principle of thin monkey.
When -
just then, a melodious bell rings in the space.
All of them looked at xixuanmen Mountain Gate one after another.
All the discussion in the square suddenly stopped, and the blazing heat in everyone's eyes reached the peak in an instant.
Looking along the eyes, I saw the front of the closed grand gate, slowly opened.
The annual examination of disciples of xixuanmen officially began.