Chapter 273: I Apologize! Maybe I Went A Bit Too Far, Fellow Cultivators (1/2)
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”Drake, I will pretend as if what had occurred just now never happened. Now, did you come here to accept the request to participate in our tournament, or just to mock my Elders?” he asked.
”I accept, of course! We'll beat all their asses.” I said. I ended acting more arrogant than I would have wanted, but I ended letting the cliché Xianxia main character soul fuel my words passionately.
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Oops, did I went too far?
I ended going a bit too far indeed.
”I-I mean, I will help you clean your asses! Wait, no, that's not it…”
”Pppffff… Hahahaahaha!”
Everyone with me began to laugh.
”You're too hilarious, oh my god…” laughed Benladann, even tears began to come out.
”Ah, maybe I did go too far.”
I glared at the Elders, and they were about to explode, their faces were growing redder and redder.
Oh, there was that miss from the shop, the witch… she was looking at me seductively while licking her lips. Wait, she's an Elder? And sorry, but I got a wife, and I don't look at thots.
”REEEEEE!”
Suddenly, an Elder began to ree.
Wait, are you kidding me?
He jumped towards me and suddenly conjured a blade of ice, about to slice me in half.
I moved faster than him and punched him in the nuts.
CLASH!
”GEAGH…!”
BOOM!
He fell over the floor, unconscious.
Uegh, I didn't want to touch another man's balls, but it was a pretty obvious weak spot.
”Sorry about that but he attacked me first, no grudges right? We are all good?” I asked.
”Yes, we are good, you'll participate in the tournament in 7 more days, now, please leave this place immediately.” Said the Sect Master. He was surprisingly nice. Was this my plot armor finally kicking in? About time!
The other Elders looked at the sect master in disbelief. They couldn't simply believe he actually forgive me for all this shit I had done.
”Alright then, see ya in 7 days guys, take care of your friend, a punch in the nuts is hard to recover. But don't worry, he should be able to get through it, however, perhaps he should begin to consider adoption.” I said, walking away leisurely.
The moment we closed the door, an explosion of insults and words began to fill the room, the Elders were raging angrily as the Sect Master sighed.
”Shut up all of you!” He roared.
Of course, we were slowly walking away, but through my expanded senses, I could hear them clearly.
”But Elder, he punched Elder Kyarenn…!”
”He literally jumped over him to slice him in half, what did you expect he would do? Sit there and let himself get sliced?”
”Why are you defending that man?! He literally just insulted the whole sect!”
”I don't know, I like him. Got a problem with it?”