C111 (2/2)
”You don't understand. How can an old woman like you know what love is?” He Zhi grabbed her other pillow and retorted.
”I don't understand love? If I don't understand love, where did you get it? ”
”Who knows.” He Zhi rolled her eyes: ”Maybe I picked it up?”
Bang!
”I'll smash you to death, damn you!” Sigh! Don't smash my face! The cucumber has fallen! ”
”…”
The mother and daughter lay panting on the sofa.
Mu Xiaoyan turned her head and asked, ”Little Zhi, do you really like him?”
”Yes.”
”Alright then, Mom will settle it for you.”
”… ….” ”Forget it, let's eat by ourselves.”
”Don't you think it's easier for Mom to succeed with her help? If he dares to molest you, I can protect you. If you want to molest him, Mom can still stand guard at the door. ”
”… ….” Mu Xiaoyan. ”
”Sigh.”
”F * ck off.”
Bang! A powerful Vajra pillow flew over.
locker room, in front of the mirror.
”How about this one?”
”No, the color is too plain, not arrogant enough. It doesn't show my daughter's style.”
”What about this one?”
”No way, no way. I dress like a primary school student.”
”Mu Xiaoyan, you want to say that I have flat breasts?”
Mu Xiaoyan slapped He Zhi's head: ”Isn't this for your own good? Who would go out on a date and wear overalls? With your legs blocking and your chest blocking, what are you trying to show off for? ”
”What about this one?” He Zhi pulled on a blue dress that was floral, and gestured on her body.
Mu Xiaoyan shook her head: ”The style isn't bad, but it's too conservative. The collar is too small, and the hem is too long.
”Please, this is my first time meeting the Teacher Shi, do you want me to get a room directly or something?” He Zhi rolled her eyes, ”Besides, I don't have a chest...”
”You don't like hearing these words, how can my daughter not have breasts? Lu Xun had said that women's breasts were like water in a sponge. As long as they were squeezed, there would always be women. ”Tsk, just listen to the words of a literary person. That makes sense. Come, Mom will help you squeeze.”
He Zhi dodged Mu Xiaoyan's pig's hands: ”If you are so dirty, I will be someone else's daughter!”
”Alright, alright, alright. I won't say anymore nonsense. I don't think any of your clothes are suitable. Why don't you wear my silk blouse? ”
He Zhi shook her head: ”No no, that set of clothes of yours is too revealing, it's as if someone cut off the front part of your shirt.”
But Mu Xiaoyan was serious, her eyes sweeping across his daughter's body, and said: ”You must be very sexy when you wear it.”
”No.”
”Yes.”
”I said I won't wear it.”
”I have to wear it.”
”I'll decide for myself.”
”I'm your mom, I decide for you.”
He Zhi was furious. She pushed her mother out of the locker room, then slammed the door shut.
”Whew.”
He Zhi heaved a long sigh of relief, and the entire world became quiet.