Chapter 1056 (1/2)

In the world of screenplay, there is no doubt that the system does not need to go to the toilet, which will not create corresponding physiological desire for him, let alone allow him to take off his pants.

But the foundation doesn't know that

In their opinion, brother Jue's request is reasonable.

First, he spent four or five hours in the parallel universe image generator (in fact, more than half of his time writing novels), then he came to the space, stayed for dozens of minutes, and drank a cup of coffee.

Under these conditions, it seems that there is no doubt that he proposed to solve the problem.

”Alas...” Dr. Cox sighed with a helpless expression, ”OK Follow me. ”

Anyway, she had to wait for Feng to go on the road together, so she just took her brother to the toilet.

After arriving at the door of the men's room, the doctor beckoned the guards to follow brother Jue in.

For this Feng didn't even know what to say. This kind of development was obviously expected by him.

After entering the men's room, Jue scanned the environment first, and then ran to a cubicle.

”For what?” Feng couldn't see the three guards following him. ”Are you going to come in and help me clean my ass?”

Hearing this, the three guards looked at each other and hesitated for a moment. Finally, they stopped at the door of the cubicle

There is no way to do this. The space in that compartment is limited. An adult sitting on the toilet occupies% of the space. If there are people standing around, they will definitely have physical contact with each other And it's very close physical contact.

”Wait...” Two seconds later, just as Chueh Ge entered the cubicle and was about to close the door, a guard suddenly said, ”please keep the cubicle door open.”

”Why are you open?” I can't help throwing shit at you? You don't think it stinks. I don't think it's dirty. ”

The guard ignored his rubbish and said coldly, ”we can't let you out of sight.”

”Ho, you pervert.” ”What do you want to see?” said Feng His accent at the moment is inexplicably northeast. ”Believe it or not, I take off my pants and scare you out of the closet.”

In the face of such shameless people and vulgar words, the three guards turned their eyes and were speechless.

”This cubicle is so big, can I get into the toilet?” Feng Bujue said. When the guards were distracted, they closed the door panel of the cubicle with a flick of their hands. ”If you are not so sure, just lie on the ground and stare at my feet.”

At this point, the guards can't say anything more

Of course. They don't have to ”lie down” to see brother Jue's feet. They just need to squat down to see

The lower part of the door panel in this compartment is about 12 cm away from the ground. As long as people outside squat down, they can see not only the shoes that can't be sealed, but also the ankles, so the guards don't have to worry about the other side's use of ”taking off shoes to block their eyes” to make any changes.

In the next few minutes, the atmosphere in the toilet became very strange

Three men squat outside a cubicle, with a skeptical attitude, monitoring the excretion process of another man It's really weird.

Judging from the situation under the partition, the seal should have been sitting on the toilet. But... The guards didn't smell the stink or hear anything falling into the water until three minutes later, there was a ”poop” in the cubicle, and the next second, there was a toilet flush, and brother Jue quickly pushed the air freshener spray head.

Logically speaking, his actions are reasonable

Many people have similar experiences, such as When you're in a public toilet, you hear or know someone is waiting outside the cubicle. At this time, if there's a stench going out More or less embarrassing.

But Above. It is the logic of normal people in the real world.

Feng is not a normal person, and his actions, of course, can not be to cover up the smell.

Brother Jue's behavior Obviously, he wanted to create a false image that he ”really came to the toilet to relieve his hands, and did”. Only in this way can we cover up what he really did in the cubicle.

”Hoo...” After the whole movement. Feng didn't realize that he immediately took a long breath and said, ”don't worry, everyone.” He raised his voice very high and said to the guards outside the partition, ”I have to clean up again.”

At the moment, the guards outside are embarrassed to exchange their eyes. Because how embarrassing the atmosphere is Brother Jue said it was like the three of them were outside to urge feces.

That's it More than a minute later, the compartment door opened.

Feng can't feel that he stepped out quickly and went straight to the washing table as soon as he turned the corner.

In that second, all three guards unconsciously looked into the compartment, but within two seconds, their eyes chased brother Jue away.

They didn't find anything unusual in the compartment, and they didn't look at it for a second time After all, the space is so narrow that you can see it all at a glance.

“ok。” Ten seconds later, Feng finished washing his hands quickly and walked out of the toilet. ”Let's get on the road. Don't let the lady wait long.”

Before he had finished saying that, he had left the bathroom, and the three guards followed him.