Chapter 647 (1/2)

Brother Jue's immoral behavior didn't last long, because the ghost pirate could not bear to stop him and gave up the idea of ”listening to music”.

After the plucking and singing stopped, if the rain came back from the next room by itself, she looked at brother Jue with disgust and said: ”is it enough to be mad?”

”Ah Almost... ” Feng replied with a smile.

”Well You can use this method to let NPC recover the requirements that have been put forward It's also an ability. ” Xiaotan commented.

”Well, boy, I know my talent in music...” At this time, the ghost pirate said to brother Jue, ”it's my fault. I shouldn't even mention the word music in front of you...” He pauses for a few seconds and fills himself with a glass of wine. ”You'd better tell a joke or something. Are you OK with that?”

”I doubt that...” If rain empty eyes, timely spit a slot.

Feng unconsciously ignored the sarcasm of his teammates, looked at the ghost pirate and asked, ”yes, but what can I get?” He felt that it was almost time to make the offer.

”Ha? What do you want? ” Said the ghost pirate.

”This is not the point, the point is What can you give me? ” I can't feel the way.

”Well, that's right.” The ghost pirate picked up the glass, ”I can give you...” He hesitated for a moment, filled his mouth with wine A key. ”

”And what else?” If you don't feel it, you can say it again.

”No more.” The ghost pirate replied roughly, ”if you have to ask for something, I can give you a few slaps in the face. What do you think?”

”So...” Feng unconsciously muttered a sentence, wondering: do you want to take out the diamond bell and see if there is any residual value on the NPC that can be squeezed?

After thinking about it for a few seconds, he gave up the idea and felt It's a little wasteful to use the special effect of diamond bells here.

”Mr. pirate, do you know the king?” A few seconds later. Brother Jue suddenly changed the subject. It seems that he has begun to tell his ”jokes”.

”Of course I do.” The ghost pirate replied, ”George II, the great king.” His expression became very delicate, and his tone was a little bitter, ”it's his fleet Destroy my boat, kill my boys and steal my treasure... ” When he said this, his transparent body became flickering. His eyes are more and more strange, ”ha ha I think I remember... ” He put down his glass and looked up at brother Jue. ”I'm dead, right?”

”Yes.” Feng is not aware of his outspoken words.

”Ah No wonder the wine doesn't feel at all Said the ghost pirate.

”Now that you know the king and have such a grudge against him, it's all right.” Feng didn't realize what he said just now, ”let's talk about George II.”

”What? Do you want to tell a king's joke? ” The ghost pirate said, ”I don't think I'll be amused by that.”

I don't feel like ignoring each other. ”For the vast majority of kings, it may be a kind of luck to die suddenly in an unexpected situation. It's a lot more respectable than being killed by enemies, relatives or servants. It's not necessary to suffer from long-term pain, let alone worry about the big change of temperament and late life because of old age. ”

”What on earth do you want to say?” Said the ghost pirate.

”However. Sometimes there will be some queer situations, which make them lose the ”dignity” before they die In the early morning of October 25, 1760, King George II suffered from constipation for a long time. Because defecate when force is too fierce, cause dissection aneurysm rupture sudden death He spread out his hands, ”the unfortunate king of the British Empire. Dead on the toilet. ”

When the voice fell, the room was silent.

In a few seconds

”Hahahaha...” The ghost pirate burst into uncontrollable laughter, ”this Ha ha ha This is what I've heard Ha ha... Most bullshit Ha ha ha ha The joke of Ha ha ha... ”

”In fact, I'm telling the truth.” Feng unconsciously added another sentence on his face.

”Pooh ha ha ha ha...” The ghost pirate laughed again, ”no way Ha ha ha I'm dying Ha ha ha ha ha... ” He laughed so hard as if his lungs were about to explode.

After half a sound, the guy came back a little slower, but he couldn't stop smiling: ”ah It's a great feeling. ” He took a key from his arms and put it on the table. ”Take it, boy.”