Vol 1 Chapter 1 (1/2)
The Academy that does not exist?
Taiwan — 2:00PM
I tightened rip on the Examination Entry Certificate
I believe, those of you who have attended school can guess it correctly The currenton to the Examination Entry Certificate, plus the title on the top, should give an indication as to what I’ht now
You are right, thethrough the period where I’ my Examination Certificate
On the table, the transcript issued by the school with the neatly printed results on top see me
The student at the front seat turned around, totally ignoring the bright red results on the table, as he askedto choose?”
At that moment, I really wanted to reply, ‘Do you think I will be the one to choose the school and not the other way round?’
My na
I have no talent, My expertise is nil, but if you really want me to state one, my special quality is probably… I’m very unlucky
This was no exaggeration From the second I was born, my bad luck has never cease to happen Have you ever heard of sohtly wrapped around their neck? It was said the doctor and nurses had already given up, and were on the verge of bundling me up to be sent to my family for burial, when a nurse accidentally dropped me, who had already turned into a corpse, onto the floor However, due to some unknown reason, the drop actually caused me to come back to life
But after thinking about it, if I had knoould live a life full of such terrible bad luck, I would have asked the nurse to drop me harder Even if she dropped me till I suffered ans lay splattered on the ground
As I slowly grew up, I obtained minor injuries daily and it has beco one after another
Who have ever heard of so Physical Education and the wholetowards hi, which was then reset later on
Halfway through classes, the whole ceiling would suddenly fall down The ere also broken by the ball which was being used by the students having Physical Education outdoors (coincidently, I was sitting right next to the , the extraordinary part was our classroom was on the fifth floor)
Similar phenomenon, over the past ten years of my life, have become mundane
Froum obstinately stuck to my body and can never be removed I’m so infamous that the whole school knows about ency treatain?” type of questions
“Earth to Ming Yang”
The one sitting in front of uy, who has never knohat it means to have bad luck, suddenly took out a roll of paper and used it to knock my head At one short moment, over ten years of my life seemed to flash in front ofover “how to fill in the school application forht red colored marks
And it wasn’t because rades were bad, but because on the day of the exa!
Food poisoning!
Wasn’t it too melodramatic? The whole classrooether, and it just had to be mine that wasn’t fresh
I wholeheartedly believe the fate was deliberately going against me
Absolutely!
“Haha… of course, as long as I’m able to study, any school will do” I turned over the first page which was filled with the naiven up hope ofas there was a school ould be willing to acceptthe Gods
“Oh I see I’ve heard there’s a pretty good Engineering school somewhere in the middle of the country” The lucky student swiftly turned his chair around, took a pen and started drawing circles on the blank spaces on et into that school, ill be able to become schoolmates for another three years” Nose and eyes appeared inside the circle, and then a drawing of Mickey Mouse eed
“Let’s discuss this later” I said as a response to the lucky student
I flipped through the thick book of School Information a few times, at the end of the book, there are small inconspicuous words printed out at the bottoe
So small that one could have easily missed it
It’s the name of a certain school
I filled it in
I wrote the nast the other schools
On the day the results were released, everyone was glossing through the newspapers and the internet to check their school data, and I was no exception
Then a strange thing happened That day, I was certain I checked through the newspapers, internet and even the reviews of all the school information handed out by the school In the end, the result of the search was told
… “Search Not Found”
…
Even if you want to fool someone, please do it in a smarter way!
I filled out the name of a school that doesn’t exist, then why on earth was the name of the school written inside the book of School Information?!
I threw the booklet onto the table of the Recruitment Center, uh, let me rephrase my sentence, I’m not the one who threw it, it was my elder sister
“What the hell are you guys trying to do? Printing out the name of a school that doesn’t exist for the students to fill in, then now it’s “Search Not Found”! Are you guys trying to make a fool out of us?”
I have to admit my elder is much bolder than I am She is older than me by three years, and had applied to enter a famous university We are obviously born froood luck was given to my sister because she was exceptionally lucky Even when there was a o, she was apparently hit by the signboard but she was not injured at all, just a little frightened
The main point was, the one as injured was ht beside her
A few of the office staff started passing around the book of School Information, and as soon as they saw the small printed words, every one of thehost
Chu Ming Yue snatched the problematic book froain, “Call the person who ht now!”
Honestly, I feel rew up to be a real beauty, the cold type of beauty Even when coers who appear on television, she would not lose to the expression had double the normal effect
More specifically, it should be kind of like being killed by a beautiful devil, yeah, just like the kind of movies shown on the television Those people who are free can consider trying it out on their own
After a while, the book of information was passed to another person’s hands It was obvious this person had a higher position He took out his handkerchief and started wiping his cold sweat, while trying to explain to my elder sister
He said the errorprocess due to an accident of printing the data of another booklet
The higher positioned staff took out another similar booklet, flipped it open and of course the name of the school was really not there
My elder sister was on fire again
An accident during printing was still acceptable, but the school’s name and even the nu with the names of other schools Even the borders were printed nicely
This kind of coincidence was definitelya lottery, I think
It had already been , and my elder sister yelled at every person she saw until they were so scared to even fart The le word Ti the staff
This was so boring
I yawned, liftedby outside
In fact, outside the building was a side walk Even if there were hundreds of people walking by, I wouldn’t be surprised, let alone one person, since this building was fairly close to don
The strange thing was, the person brazenly walked past the front of the automatic door
The automatic door did not open
Based on my three hour observation of the auto passed by the door, it would also open for a while and some newspapers or some other rubbish would be blown in So why didn’t it open when this person walked by it?
As if it was trying to further confirain
This time I’m very certain, the door really did not open
…
This can’t be, right?
Was seeing a ghost in broad daylight also considered as one of the effects of my bad luck?
A loud “POP” resounded
My elder sister, as definitely bold but totally had no moral conscience, took a booklet, which was many times thicker, and slareat that h my eyes, nose and mouth
“Are you deaf? I’ve been telling you to go and fill in the fored in front ofeffect was doubled
“Ah?” I opened my mouth, with a look of surprise
At the end of the day, the final outcoain entered and redelivered, hopefully there will be a school ill accept me
Well, to put it bluntly, let’s see if there are any schools willing to accept the leftovers
After all, rades were very low, so low that my family was already prepared to have me enroll into a school that allowed students to study there as long as a large sum of money was paid
In the end, e left, I no longer saw the ghost outside the automatic door
Later on, after listening to ht be slowly corroding intomy BaZi
[T/N: So Shui, which includes our birth date, day, time, place, etc Normally fortune tellers will ask for our BaZi before he starts counting and sprouting nonsense about our troubles and our future]
I’ve never heard BaZi would becoht due to bad luck before
But then, I later found out the student’s dad’s profession was actually a Shaman
On the day everyone received their enrolot mine It’s from a very famous school The school was fa as they paidthe lines of what my family had expected