Chapter 364 (2/2)

“You can’t learn the technique?”

“…No, although I drew ‘Kratos’ guide to ain, this time it was ‘The continuation of my heroic deeds that I didn’t mention last time, so allow me to continue in this addendum’ I read it for two hours—how this Spartan Kratos fellow discussed fighting with his Seed the titan Giants, and hoas being hunted by the Mother Earth Goddess As expected of a hero with Barbarian blood, he sure kno to brag If everything he said was real, then wouldn’t he be able to kill off the Gods and destroy the world…?”

“…I truly do sympathize with you But if these were three out of four of the Epic-tier items, as the fourth?”

“Ha! The fourth one was ‘The addenduuide to melee combat: Since I know you didn’t really believe me, now let me tell you all the evidence; just listen, that titan Giant was truly larger than a er than a shi+p…’ I read this book for two full days and deeply learned about the iet about misspelled words—he didn’t even use any punctuation! Do you knohat it’s like to have obsessive-cole bit of his punctuation? I read it for two days, but I spent teeks correcting his grammar!”

“You really did finish it!”

“…Well, he’s still a super powerful individual froeneration Perhaps he knew some top secrets But the result was…”

“Don’t frown like that It’s still of the Epic tier, right? It should at least be soood A God Equipment?”

“Ha, from a certain standpoint, it really was Kratos’ full set of defensive equipment, the real deal”

“Doesn’t that mean you profited in the end? Wait a moment, you said that Kratos was a Barbarian…”

“…That’s right! No e, Barbarians have always fought while naked But, Kratos was better than most as he still wore one defensive piece of equipend-tier”

“…So as it?”

“Well, it’s a poop-yellow pair of strawberry blazoned underwear, original flavor Would you like it? I’ll give it to you for free!”

“…Disgusting! Hurry up and throw it away! You actually carry such a disgusting thing on yourself!?”

“I don’t have any choice It’s the same as those soulbound tords of his—his underpants are actually soulbound to me! I can’t even throw it away if I want to! Come, why don’t you try?”

After soh Harloys also counted as my bound equip “soulbound” underwear of e aain, and throw it back into e

“…Truly a pitfall of Gachapon draws At least those Elite-tier iteht?”

“Yeah, the Elite-tier items were special type of cards, each with a rune etched onto it As long as I got “San, Yang, Kai, Tai!” I would be able to obtain a God Equipment that Kratos had personally used For this, I even specifically asked my System She said there would be no pitfall involved with the God Equipment and it would definitely be real”

“You have five Elite grade items? Doesn’t that ht?”

“Yep Although I dreo “Yang” runes, I indeed drew all four of those runes But…”

“But?”

“I didn’t draw the exclamation mark! The damned exclamation mark was required for part of the runes as well! I needed a total of five runes, including the punctuation!”

“…You could have kept drawing You would have drawn it sooner or later”

“Heh heh, just where do you think that 418 Justice Point randoe deal idea came from? After that, I drew ‘?’, ‘,”’, ‘:’, ‘;’, and even ‘…’ and ‘¿’ The Syste, Kai, and Tai? Why was there only no damned exclamation mark!?!”

“I can understand how you feel But please don’t stress out about it—that’s just how random draork Some people win, and some people lose…”

“Haha, but I’ve never won! Relax I already kno toterrible, all I have to do is ements with the Justice Points syste to have to e deal is only the basic package There’s also 688 and 1088! My goal is to o bankrupt!”

“Why don’t you learn how to quit first?”

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[1] TL/N: Reference to Kratos froame God of War