Chapter 123 (1/2)
Chapter 123: Coh the secret base was locked down, its interior was still bright as though it were daytime In addition to the activation of the illuhtening everything in their surroundings
At thison a stretch of flat land
“Handball, handball in the restricted area! Referee, this is a penalty kick It is definitely a penalty kick! hell, ignoring ain?!”
Diyer is full of resent to call a foul on such an obvious handball in the restricted area, how could this o on?
“Ha, you actually dare to howl at the referee, red handkerchief (Substitute for the red card)!”
The gleeful Yingou whips out an old handkerchief that’s painted red and waves it towards Diyer
“Friendshi+p comes before victory Such obnoxious players and such a fair referee I praise you, the fair Goblin referee,” Beifeng declares with a calm expression However, if he wasn’t the one who committed the handball foul in the first place, perhaps his words would be ’s words, Diyer whips out his staff in preparation to start a battle against him However, his teammates swiftly stop him
“It is normal for Goblins to accept bribes On the contrary, it would be abnormal for them to not accept bribes It’s because we already know that he’s been bribed that we don’t have to worry about hi us Furtherou, is Since he accepted the et into an argument with him, he would only make use of this opportunity to expel more of our players out If that happens, ill lose for sure”
“Yesterday, didn’t you all say that ere going to send in ainst us today?”
“That’s because we only sent in 2,000 gold coins But the Gentlemen National Football Team (Simplified as National Teaht of money, how else would that Goblin referee?”
“Then why did our lord allow that Goblin to referee? Can’t ap him out for an impartial one?”
“I have also asked our lord Lord Roland said that Goblins have short legs, a them into their lineup It is possible to swap the referee, but that’s as long as we have sufficient players Are you willing to accept players whose knees don’t even reach the height of the ball?”
“…Actually, they can try becoet it We’d just be laughingstocks”
“Hehe, indeed That’d be even more ridiculous Even if they jumped, they probably wouldn’t be able to touch the ball’
Anyway, it was only for entertain was just some household chores The two people chuckle without thinking too deeply into the ou, Kabala, and the other Goblins’ faces darken upon hearing their words, as rage well up within the the referee, foul! Red handkerchief!”
“Red handkerchief your head, we’re already off-field! Are there any football rules that ?”
Un, you’re not seeing things This is a football competition between an allied union of the Law Faction and the East Mist Communal Country (Simplified as France National Team) and the Gentleain, you’re not seeing things These simplifications were my brainchildren I only wanted to make use of this opportunity to vent the frustration I had been piling up in the depths of my heart for many years
TL: Law (律法)| National/ Country (国)| Thus, when simplified, 法国 -> France
It’s been ain the secret base There’s sufficient food and potable water here, but staying a long period of tiroup, which was used to being carefree, uncoroup was low, and thus, it was time for a sports event that could be used to vent one’s excessive vigor
Thus, I ‘invented’ football, basketball, badminton and similar ball-related sports However, the only sport accepted by the group is football, which has the highest level of difficulty After all, basketball and such are too dependent on one’s innate talent Further it impossible for them to play on the same field
For example, in basketball, there would inevitably be physical clashes between the players In such cases, then the races blessed with strong, physical bodies had the greater advantage Further with their heads lowered, as well as the Goblins and Dwarves who can’t even see the net even with their heads raised The reason why football is accepted by thewith their foot Thus, they were all on the same level
Even so, there
“The heck, Beifeng You’re really getting too hooked on it! Can’t you just follow the rules and use your legs to kick the ball!”
The see the hands, the rules allow players to use their other body parts to hit the ball Tails fit such a description How about you try using your tail as well?”
With an honest sly doubtful as to why the opponents weren’t using their tails
“I’m a human, ould I x have a tail! You ……￥!” I have no idea howabuse at the captain of the National Football Teaht, this here is the crux of the problem The rules for football played between hus crop up during the game
However, should I say that the simplified na the National Football Teas and loopholes All kinds of messy tricks continuously appear on the field, as they cross the liain
The two teaed blows for more than thirty matches, but the France National Tea ones on by the National Football Teas that appear on the field will be fixed when the ga the National Football Tea in players, to search for new loopholes in the rules
“Insulting the opponent, red handkerchief!”
After accepting their ently fulfill their responsibility and imht, at least he’s the third unlucky fellow to have been sent out today The current situation turns into an 11v19 match
What, the number of players isn’t correct? Initially, we played 11v11, but that group of Gentlee It’s impossible to play without additional ten players or so in the other team Even then, under all kinds of underhanded tricks, the France National Team was only able to win a handful of matches, while the National Football Tea streak
What? This is open corruption? After sothe competition of the National Football Tean world now, let’s just continue on with the open corruption for a while longer
Sigh, when can the National Football Teaain? I don’t expect them to win, but it should at least end in a draw so that we can celebrate it a little
“You want to win? In the afterlife!”
Just when I’ off into wonderland, the Dwarf Lowens’s hoarse voice pulls e without any hesitation
“Ice Wall!”
My ice sword stabs into the ground, and an ice wall rises up in front of Lowens, who is dribbling the ball Pang dang, he crashes into the wall, and the dragon-skin football sround
In the rules that I ca of opponents is off-liround isn’t Further with isn’t an opponent
“bastard Roland, we’re fro me!”
Perhaps it’s due to Lowens’s incredibly buff body that allows the Dwarf to surpass the disadvantage of having short limbs and thus, become a member of the team
Further inally intended to join the human’s faction, yet why did they insist that I join the Gentlemen’s side? Further oalkeeper who’s unable to move freely Does this mean that rather than a human, I am more of a Gentleman?
“That, I didn’t do that Look at Reyne on the opposite side, she’s also an Aurora Knight She oing on about! How could that lass, Reyne, be so despicable? She’s even using a three-tier wall that caters to one’s height Knocking on the knees first, before the abdomen and finally the head! My waist…”
While the tea, the ball has been picked up by Casio, who is playing the role of a forward In an instant, tension can be seen on the faces of the France Football Teaone a series of changes, li all kinds of supernatural abilities and race talents However, one thing that cannot be liile Centaur is a true sharpshooter and a nomad Previously, in order to limit hiht order, forcefully turning football into polo
However, this kind of play is unfair to the other players Thus, after that single victory, horse riding has been added to the list of banned actions in the rule book
Of course, absolute fairness is iardless of whether Casio is able to run faster than a war horse, it’s highly is
At this moment, Casio fully expresses his ability as a fantasista After a few feints, he h-speed ion, about to earn another easy goal
“AHHHHHHHHHHH!”
Indeed, youngpraised a few times The moment I finish my words, he trips on his front hooves and falls to the floor
“That bastard dug a pit to trap horses! To think that he even prepared a rope to trip me, you all are too vile! Do you all think that this is a battlefield? Where is your sportsmanshi+p?”
At the back of the field, I fondle ht of when chatting with Reyne yesterday night, but I didn’t expect that they would really carry it out
“Looks like rule nu of the football field beforehand”
Around forty to fifty neays to cheat would appear in every single game Presently, our football rule book is already as thick as a telephone directory I reckon that if they continue on this way, by the time the final edition of the rule book has been confirh to fill a whole bookshelf by itself
“Heh, by then, when new players join the ga all players who score less than 60 points fro the field After the written exa turns and carrying out underhanded tricks, one item at a time Before they can even pass the examination, they’d probably be so pissed off that they’d be te the exaiven If you’re able to survive on the football field for ten years, you’ll be proiven a B-class license Additionally, football stars will be able to exchange it for an A-class license”
Of course, I can limit the rules to state what can be done rather than what cannot be done However, there isn’t much point to it Anyway, this is for entertain this way
Furthermore, it seems that they’ve already treated football as a battle of wits The true way of winning is to come up with underhanded methods to trip their opponents What used to be a pure battle of physical prowess has becorated sport in which players coence I can’t wait to see how football will evolve in this foreign world
“No matter what it becomes, at least it’ll be much better than homicide tennis and table tennis”
Cold sweat drenches my back the moment I recall the past two failures I had already limited what the players were able to do in those two sports, thus sealing a large portion of the loopholes that could be exploited However, the sports apparently evolved in a bizarre direction
“Since I can only serve in the way the rules dictate, I will put th into it Prepare yourself—White Whale Serve!”
The feant, and the Snow Giant transfor the shattered metal tennis ball, it seeht have died on the spot
“Hmph, it’s ti Magic Ball! There is only one true ball in the olden balls!”
Golden balls, your head! Those are obviously countless arrows shot by a golden bow What do you mean by there’s a true one in its midst? The main problem here is the countless tennis balls on the tennis court! You disappear, Casio!
“Prepare yourself! The saber severs the physical body, the heart splits the soul Razor Serve!”
Do you think that it’s a razor just because you said that it’s a razor? Where is your ball? I can only see sword qi! Do you think that other people won’t notice it just because you’re using a racket to create Sword Qi? I know that move, too Look, Whirlwind Cut Serve, let’s see if you can survive this!
It’s fortunate that it’s a special ball created using dragon skin Otherwise, it would have been reduced to powder just froth Very quickly, no one played these two games anymore After all, other than the few perverts, everyone cherished their own lives
I learned froidly, the players would only be able to increase the force behind their serves and returns In the end, each return would be even more bizarre and heavier than the previous one It’d just be a matter of time before someone died
“Homicide tennis or whatever, let’s just drop it and focus our attention on cheating This should be safer for the players and the audience”
However, reality has already proven that safety is relative When forced into a corner, Giant’s Leg Bone and Nashor’s Tooth will start appearing on the battlefield Suarez’s fang and Suarez’s claws are also common visitors on the field Nevertheless, everyone is still interested in the game, which shows that this bizarre version of football still has rooht even es could ride brooa opponents off their broon wizard has already invented it I think it’s called… Quidditch!”
While I’ the memories of the past, a France National Teaht shoots with great force
“Ice Wall!”