Chapter 22 (1/2)

Chapter 22: Baiting

Translator: StarveCleric Editor: StarveCleric

“I aood person”

This has pretty much become my catchphrase Every time I say these words, the listener’s expressions and attitude would subtly change very weirdly

“Hehe, today’s weather isn’t bad A clear sky and a light breeze, very suited for outdoor carass feed Next tirass? I like it medium-rare, it tastes best with a hint of blood

Which du that it only eats beef He is obviously changing the topic, but this also the reply that I am most comfortable with

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“Hehe,jokes But this joke is a little outdated”

“HAHA, good person? I aood person, then I must be a love saint!” Adam doesn’t spare ood person, it is impossible for you to becooals, love saint huh? Why don’t I build you a forbidden city so that you can collect beauties?” Very quickly, Margaret’s tangible resentment let Adam knohat trouble co his words to Margaret

Alright, most of the people who knows me would probably have the saood person declaration’ as a type of joke

However, within ood person

“As a Lich, if I were to help old grannies across the road, the old grannies would probably go running for the Town Security for help However, getting rid of evil is also a kind act Getting rid of a cris Granting order to this city and allowing the citizens to live in prosperity, no ood deeds

But, that Evil Lich System refuses to accept it and continues to send one after another im thesededucted, how a to revive myself But, as a law enforcer, I cannot simply do as I please thus, I have to spend my brain juice to ponder upon how to convert these destructive daily quests into a prank which does not overstep the boundary of law

“Make more than hundred people roll on the floor in despair? Let’s try the tickling hell…” The side effect is that the chicken feathers that I used to create the tickling hell awarded me with heavy fines and reconciliation fee…

“Torture an intelligent being in public, the ruesome its death, the better it is? This is si spell then a full set of my 10 most cruel tortures Hehe, should I start with Wu Ma Fen shi+ or the stabs of a thousand knives Elisa, lend me the needle you use to sew clothes What do I need it for? Of course, it is for an operation”

TL: Wu Ma Fen shi+, a death penalty used in ancient China It involves 5 horses and a rope is tied to connect each horse to a limb and the last to the head Then, the horse all run in different directions, ripping the body apart

The side effects of that incident are Elisa ignoringto come within 3 meters of me for a month and the eyes she looks at me ere full of despise When she has no choice but to callaround like that is tiring fro intellectual battle with the Town Security Hm? I seem to finally understand why Xueti and Lilith always seee and intelligence against the, happiness and perversion is contagious

Hmph, as a law enforcer, they can’t always cause trouble to the Town Security army I must find an opportunity to talk to them (Mysterious voice: You have the cheek to say theo back to talking about important matters

I used to not understand why the systeood person, and that whether I am condemned to be an evil Lich forever But one day, as I was shouting at a criht suddenly struckthe other party’s father, then giving up all of your wealth to co uiltless? You are si to yourself! You hypocrite!”

“No matter what you have do afterwards, you have already sinned The victim’s pain has become a reality the moment you committed the crime No e what you have done Only through accepting the judgement and punishment of the law can you wash away your ret what you have done, then reform yourself properly in prison, atone for your sins and cohter of the victihter verdict, 15 years of imprisonment for an impulsive murder