Vol 2 Chapter 3 (1/2)

[BOKUshi+NU V2] CUT 3 – TODAY I WENT ON A VACATION, BUT YOU THREW A TANTRUM

Translated by: Bored AF Translator

Edited by: 恋愛_ing

It happened suddenly

“Huh?”

When I woke up, I saw that I was inin front of my computer

My right hand’s holding the irl was displayed on the co BGM could be heard froain

It looks like Hikari Yuhters to conquer a galgaish feeling that surged in ame, 4:59 AM arrived, and I took over

I glanced at the tissue indown ic galge Seriously though, I clearly wrote a rule to go to sleep at 4:59 AM Every ti really stupid decisions

I wiped off rabbed my cellphone to turn off the alarm, and was about to sleep for a bit when—

……Huh?

“4…54?”

I stared at the screen…No, no, no, it can’t be

“……How……?”

On that day in early August, 4:54 AM

An unexpected problem has intruded into our chaotic mutual life

“You’ve got to be kidding me…”

This cruel reality dawned along with the five minutes reduction of Hikari Yumesaki’s time

“Hmm? My time is decreased by five minutes? Really~? Are you sure? Oh you~ This is probably just one of your hasty conclusions, Saka look on your face today anyways!”

Two days later, I opened the notebook, saw the entry, and bit my lip

“What’s going on?”

Two days before, a mysterious phenomenon suddenly appeared

The tied froht it eird, so I i him of the situation Kazeshi+ro was Hikari Yumesaki’s friend when she was still alive, and the only one who knew about our personality swap He’s a relatively caluy, but he’s also an idiot who fell in love with Hikari Yumesaki

Last , I woke up thanks to the alar terrified, I remained on the phone with Kazeshi+ro as I waited for the switch to occur The result was—

But I’ll leave that aside for now Kazeshi+ro and I discussed this inexplicable occurrence for a while, and we agreed on a plan that on the nextfor 4:54 to arrive If the time Hikari Yumesaki switched with me was in fact earlier than 4:59, then it just ht forward However, if the tied……

Lastdread, I stayed on the phone with Kazeshi+ro as I waited for that moment when the switch occurred And the result was—

“The switching time is still 4:59 Are you sure you weren’t just tired and mistaken, Sakamoto?”

“So it didn’t…change”

The time when Hikari Yumesaki switches with me remains at 4:59am

Even though Hikari Yumesaki’s entry looked optimistic, this wasn’t really the case, especially since this meant that—

“Kazeshi+ro, what do you think?”

I held ave Kazeshi+ro a call I asked him tentatively, and the response was—

“……Although I don’t want to think too much about this, it looks like Hikari’s time has been shortened”

So it was true

The conclusion Kazeshi+ro and I arrived upon was, assu, that ere dealing with a serious problem That is, Hikari Yumesaki’s time has been decreased by five minutes, and in turn my time has been increased by five minutes

“Sakamoto, how shall we explain it to Hikari?”

“There’s nothing really to hide, so let ives you a call, then you can clarify it for her”

“Ok However, it could just be what Hikari said, that we simply messed up the time Anyways, we should call each other every day before 5 o’clock for this week That e can investigate it further”

“Alright, sorry about that”

As expected of the guy illing to give up his life for Hikari Yumesaki; I couldn’t decide whether if it was his self-sacrificing spirit or if it was his activeness at work here He really likes Hikari Yumesaki, and it’s really admirable

I ended the call, and put h

Dammit, didn’t that black-robed bastard clearly said it was half ofon now?

“Really? Did Hikari really lose fiveher ti to push her around! Well I won’t fall for it! Hmph!”

“Sigh……”

Two days later, this reply ritten in the notebook

I wrote a coo I ondering what her response would be once I suddenly dropped this h she was startled, she doesn’t seerasped the seriousness of this incident There’s even a cute illustration of an angry Hikari Yumesaki on the diary

“Even if it’s true, it’s just a ‘bug’, right? Don’t think too hard about it No problem, no problem☆”

“Sigh…”

Maybe it really was as Hikari Yumesaki said This whole occurrence could never be explained scientifically in the first place, so ht noas like an error Even though I reassured myself with those words, I switched with Hikari Yumesaki at 4:54am

“Maybe there really is no problem”

Feeling unsettled, I was at my wits’ end This day quickly went by

“……We switched at 54 again Doesn’t this look really bad?”

“……It does look pretty bad”

Two days later, I opened the notebook, andthose words This situation isn’t exactly bad for myself since my time was increased However, Hikari Yumesaki’s time was decreased This was quite a problem While her time’s reduced by five minutes for nohat if the time is reduced by ten minutes, or even fifteen minutes—

“This is bad… I’ht just die I’ive in to my impulses and recklessly buy so much anime merchandise… and bolsters…”

“Spending to ward off your anxieties…”

With the words in the journal conveying such obvious unease, Hikari Yu her anxiety Kazeshi+ro’s email from yesterday were as such

“It’s alright It’s only five minutes”

“I’ll find a way”

All of his e so down, Kazeshi+ro could not help but send her these kinds of emails to assure her

“What should I do…”

“………(I don’t wanna get out of bed, I just wanna sleep)”

“It’s no use She’s really feeling do…”

Two days later, this was all that Hikari Yue even included a slooh I can’t tell if she’s seriously depressed or just joking around, she’s probably trying to express her lack of motivation in her oay It’s really hard to understand her true feelings

“Kazeshi+ro, how are things on your end?”

“Not good Honestly, I can’t find anything”

A numb, feeble voice came out from the phone speaker

Kazeshi+ro and I were currently searching for solutions, but we didn’t have a clue as to how to investigate this unbelievable incident We looked up all kinds of urban legends on the internet and went around town to find that black-robed stranger But in the end it was all fruitless No wonder Kazeshi+ro is all worn-out

“Guess I’ll try searching in the library today That way, I can leaf through every book to see if there’s a clue Give h every book in the library”

“Sure, can you do it?”

Wouldn’t you need an entire year?

“What are you saying? Hikari is in serious danger right now Nothing is impossible for me”

A for Hikari Yu

I ended the call, and prepared to head out I intended to look for that black-robed guy once again

But once again, I couldn’t find a clue

Two days later, Hikari Yumesaki finally fell apart

“Yaaaaaaaahoooooooooooo! Delicious————! Spicy food is the best!”

“Kazeshi+ro! The ain!”

She’s screwing around during this serious situation!

In contrast tovoice came out of the phone

“Sakamoto… Hikari said she can’t handle it anymore…Sob…”

“What happened yesterday!?”

“She suddenly called and yelled ‘I don’t want to live anymore, I just wanna die already——!’ She’s already lost herself… Sob sob, so pitiful…”

Kazeshi+ro why didn’t you retort her with “But you are already dead”?

“Basically, she was just yelling out sos all the time, and I didn’t really understand most of it Like ‘But this season has way tooforward to are going to be on sale!’, ‘I really want to make out with cute little kids~~~~Dammit!’ and stuff like that”

Sigh, no irl will always be that co this quite seriously

“Is there anything else?”

“I don’t know After she ended the call, I tried ain Sometimes she would pick up, but sometimes she would not… Once when she picked up, I heard her shout, ‘Singing karaoke by myself is the best——!’, and then she started enthusiastically singing soiven up on herself… Da for her…”

Not good, Kazeshi+ro has reached his limit

“Kazeshi+ro, I’ll call you back, you should wipe off your tears first”

Sigh, I’ve had enough I have absolutely no idea what should I do about this

“Adam Adam Adam Adam Adam! I wanna see Adam! I really wanna pet his soft, cuddly body!”

It looks like she has gone crazy

Hikari Yu at home It seems that moron really loves her cat, and Adah I really wish she would tell me why she would choose this name

“She’s really throwing a tantrum now”

Written back in the journal was this incredibly short explanation

“I to lose, Hikari has decided to cast off her ie as a pure and innocent heroine!”

“Pure and innocent, you?”

A pure and innocent heroine who uses vulgar words like “virgin” and slang would be a fraud right?

“What should I do… Dammit…”

Having just woken up, I’hts, I just want to vent out all of ht now? Not good!

“I should go wash my face first”

I decided to set this issue aside, and closed the notebook to keep my emotions in check

However, as I said before, I was

I would later to realize that I had to deal with it properly

“Huh?”

This lance, and saw that it was—

“Kinoshi+ta…”

That boy’s so beautiful I thought he was born the wrong sex His ust Da him my phone nume often But I have to pick up If I don’t answer, I’ll be subjected to a flurry of calls throughout the entire day

“Sigh… hello…?”

“Ah, good , b-bro”

From the other side of the phone came a cute voice that no one would ever expect cairl, then I would have definitely been giddy with joy Now then, why did he call this time?

“I-Is it convenient now?”

“Yeah, now’s fine What’s up?”

“I saw the email bro sent yesterday… and I was really happy”

Huh? Email?

“Bro finally has that sa towards ht, after a few more simulations at you, you’ll definitely be able to satisfy me”

“Eh? Ah? Huh?”

Simulation?

“Bro… Hehe~…I’ forward to it…Hehe…”

“!!? Hey wait, what…”

Just when I was about to ask, “What are you talking about?”

“Ah”

Another phone call came The caller was—Kasumi?

“Ah, sorry, Kinoshi+ta, please hold for a second So suddenly came up; I’ll talk to you later”

“S-So you have to do huh… hehe”

What the, how did it come to this!?

Kinoshi+ta’s voice is giving off an ooosebumps, so I hurriedly ended the call and answered Kasu so early?

“hello?”

“Sakamoto, is now an okay time? You’re not busy are you? Well?”

“Ah, now’s fine No problem What’s up?”

I felt that she’s being a little bit more assertive than before

“I want to ask about that eht”

“Email?”

Now that I think about it, Kinoshi+ta alsolike that

“You did send it to ht?”

“H-Hold on! Give me a second!”

I quickly opened up my email on my cellphone Ok, so just what did I do yesterday huh?

I opened up my sent mail folder with dread It’s probably another one of those weird…

“Right now, htly in my arms, and let our passions run wild”

“…………HIKARI YUMESAKI YOU’VE DONE IT NOW!”

Another troublesome email! In fact, this email was sent not only to Kinoshi+ta and Kasuirls in ot one!

“hello?”

“Oh, sorry about that About that, uh, email…”

How should I go about this?

“Sakamoto, I’m really happy I never knew you felt this way about me If you want to hold s right?”

“No, that’s…”

“And you even feel so passionate about it It looks like you really are an M, hehehe~…”

What with that profoundly le…?

“However, Sakamoto, did you know?”

“Huh? What?”

“If you send an email toit can also see who else you sent the email to, you know”

Oh, so the email addresses will be included, so—

“So then, Sakamoto, when I saw the email that Sakamoto sent—”

Oh…

“—I also saw a list of all of the other e, Sakairls at once”

“Aaaaahhhhhhhhh———————!!”

Oh sh—!

“Don’t worry, I’m not mad at all, nope, nope, not at all”

No, if you talk to me with that cold voice…

“Although I haven’t investigated it, the girl you like is on this list If I’h them…one by one, then maybe…”

WAIT, WAIT! STOP! STOP! CAN YOU CALM DOWN FOR A SECOND!?

While I was having this thought, another phone call came…Oh, it’s my classmates… Not only that, but there was a knock on the door, which was acco, “Brother, are you awake? Yukiko can’t sleep, she doesn’t feel so well…”

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

“SPARE ME ALREADY……!!”

I glance at the notebook lying opened on the table, and saw the words at the bottom:

“Before I die, I’dom!”

The sound of the phone ringing, Kasumi’s constant “hello? hello?”, and my little sister’s lonely “I’m prepared now…” entrapped me fro, and thought to my heart:

Sigh,myself…

“Thank you for the food!”

After an entire ed to appease all of the girls that were interrogating, and I was fatigued as lunchtime approached

As mom was out, I had no choice but to put on the apron, and prepare lunch for Yukiko and me

However, there was so that bothered me…

“Brother, what’s wrong? Hurry up and eat”

“Oh, okay”

Yukiko was sitting beside me In front of me was a table that could seat four, and nor opposite me

You’re probably thinking that this doesn’t matter But then how do you explain this? There’s only two of us eating lunch, but we’re not sitting face to face; instead we’re eating side by side Don’t you find it strange? A too much into this? Also,

“What’s wrong?”

“N-Nothing”

“……(glances)”

It was clear that Yukiko was stealing solances at me What do you want now?

After lunch, Yukiko continued to act suspiciously Basically, she sat besideat me with a solemn look from time to time When I moved to the sofa, she proceeded to sit beside ns of excite toatto say However, I couldn’t read her thoughts at all During dinner, she even stuck a piece of rice on her face, and it was really uncomfortable since no matter how I looked at it, it was definitely on purpose

And then, when it was alo to sleep

“Big brother, I want you to clean my ears for me!”

“Huh? Why?”

“Don’t ask why, just do it!”

Yukiko forcefully put an ear swab into my hand Why do I have to clean her ear?

I’ down on her side, resting her head ona cute, summer-style pajamas, and the moist hair let off a nice, sweet scent Of course, since she wantedher face towardsthis?

“Does it itch anywhere?”

“……Yes”

“Where?”

“……My cheek”

……You can scratch that place by yourself

That’s not what Iif it itches inside your ear

“Alright, Yukiko, time for the other ear”

Yukiko turned around, and now she had positioned herself with her face facing ain What’s wrong? Do you really want to show me the side of your face that badly?

However, not knohat I was supposed to do, I si out her ears I end it off by blowing into her ears lightly, and ht?

“………Grr”

Well, she seems annoyed here

Yukiko’s blushi+ng furiously, and a scornful look very similar to mine slowly appeared on her face

“Uh, so… Yukiko, why don’t you helpout my ears—”

“You can clean it yourself! Yukiko is such an idiot for expecting anything from you!”

Slam—!

With those words, she ran back to her room and locked herself in What happened this time?

Left in a daze, I suddenly re updated on the blog”, and so I quickly returned to my own room, switched on the computer, and entered the website And then—

“Stupid big brother, yesterday he was saying, ‘If I can’t have Ada Yukiko’s cheeks!’ and then he even touched my cheeks But he didn’t notice Yukirin today… So lonely, so sad It looks like yukirin will need to take the initiative… No, I can’t…”

“That idiot…”

So this is what youoff your appearance of a “pure and innocent” heroine

“Although, big brother’s cold demeanor was also really cool☆”

Upon seeing that line, I iht Then I opened the notebook, and groaned Sigh, enough already, she’s dru up more trouble than I can handle

“In any case, I need to wait for her to cool down”

If this continues, I don’t even want to think about the kind of misfortunes that will happen to me However, how h, ill toain?

“Sigh…”

Two days later, I let out a sigh as I stared at the notebook

“Hot a problem? Hikari’s precious life time is five minutes shorter! Why don’t you just let Hikari do what she wants! Hikari is just a pitiful child!”

Two days ago, I wrote, “I understand that you’re upset, but cal for a method to resolve this”, but that was her reply She also wrote, “Since I’m stuck in this ht~? If you’re still hung up about this, Sakae of you in my heart will be shred to pieces you know~”

It looks like Hikari Yu on the trouble shethe fact that her time was cut short by five minutes to do whatever she wanted She really doesn’t feel uneasy at all, does she?

“Changing the subject, Hikari wants to learn how to swiirls and hot guys!”

She continues on Ah, that’s fine, that isn’t a bad idea Considering Hikari Yumesaki’s level of idiocy, this is still acceptable However, the problem came next,

“That’s why, I used Yukiko’s vacation tickets and booked a three days, two nights tour for sea bathing! If you cancel the reservation now, you’ll have to pay the full cancellation fee, so you have to go! It said up to three people can go, so you better start inviting some people now!”

“Sigh, enough already…you want to go on a trip using this body…”

I rehts tour from Yukiko, and it looks like the me yesterday made her reservation But since this body would switch personalities every day, it would’ve been best to avoid traveling with other people