C203 (1/2)
White Impermanence was instantly happy when she heard that. She didn't expect the two of them to be glaring at each other, but his attitude suddenly improved. He didn't think too much and immediately agreed, ”Alright, then I'll be troubling you to come over!”
The moment White Impermanence left, Black Impermanence pulled Xiang Xue'er to the side and asked mysteriously, ”You really only met once?”
When Xiang Xue'er heard this, she hurriedly nodded. ”Relax, relax. I've only just met once. Nothing will happen, and I won't cause you any trouble.”
Black Impermanence hesitated for a moment, then immediately agreed. ”Then, then fine, I'll help you deal with the meeting. But before that, you have to help me catch up to Grandma Meng first, otherwise we won't talk about anything else.”
Seeing that the big fish had finally taken the bait, Xiang Xue'er was overjoyed. If everything went smoothly, everything would go according to her plan. She patted her chest and said, ”Don't worry. Leave it to me. Just wait for me to hug Mei.” ”Go home!”
As for Xiang Xue'er, she began preparing for her 'picking up girls' trilogy. Black Impermanence was confused when he saw the flowers and the grapes, but he didn't know what she was doing.
”Bring it over?” Xiang Xue'er extended her hand towards him, causing Black Impermanence to temporarily have a lack of oxygen in his brain. Unable to make any turns, he reached out his hand to pull Xiang Xue'er as he asked with a foolish expression, ”What are you bringing?”
Crap, is this fellow for real or is he pretending to be stupid? Xiang Xue'er slapped his hand away and scolded him, ”Are you a pig head or a pig head? Of course you have money. You want to pick up a girl with no money?”
”Money?” Black Impermanence gulped, then touched his pockets with a look of embarrassment. After stroking his pockets for a long time, he finally took out a small purse.
Xiang Xue'er snatched the purse in his hand and rummaged through it for a long time. Inside the purse, there were only a few hundreds of millions of dollar bills, but the rest were empty.
”I'm dizzy. Just, just this little bit of property?” Xiang Xue'er shook her head as she looked at the tens of banknotes. She scolded him, ”You've been in the Underworld for hundreds of years, why is there only this little money?”
Black Impermanence snorted with a dark expression, ”Do you think we're the King of Hell? With that bit of salary every month, going out and capturing the soul isn't too bad. It's good enough that we can save this, and this is still my barely saved wife's book!”
”Sigh!” This King of Hell is too much, isn't he? ” Hua Ling sighed: ”Forget it, so be it. I'll just use it for now!”
Now that he had the money, he had to find a way to please the beauty. The woman, Xiang Xue'er, raised her head and thought for a long time before she snapped her fingers. She squinted her eyes and smiled. ”I've got it!”
With that, he pulled Black Impermanence into the room and the two began to make their plans.
In the middle of the night, a man in a long black robe stood at the end of the Bridge of Helplessness. He touched his shiny hair and held a delicate flower in his hand. The beautiful red Resurrection Lily was so handsome that it fell to the ground and slowly walked towards the bridge.
Grandma Meng had just finished cooking the soup when she came out of her room to stretch her muscles. When she raised her head, she discovered that there was a person standing on the bridge with one hand on the bridge railing.
”Strange, who would be wandering around in the middle of the night with nothing to do?” Grandma Meng held a big spoon in her hand as she slowly walked forward to take a look. She didn't expect that when she took a closer look, it was actually Black Impermanence.
”Oh my god!” He took a step back in shock and sized him up from head to toe with a grin. ”Old Black?” Why is it you? ”
”Cough, cough!” Black Impermanence reached out to pull off his new clothes, then cleared his throat and looked up at the moon in the sky in a weird manner. Then, he started to chant word by word, ”Close down the pheasant, on the River Continent, you're a beautiful lady, you're a noble …”