C114 (1/2)
”Three rooms?” Li Yun rushed up to her and held her back. ”Hey, two rooms is enough. I can just make do on the floor!”
Xiang Xue'er looked at him indifferently, then pointed at Lingzhu and Li Yun. ”I have one room, Qingtian and Brother Lian have the same room. You and that bun will be pierced tonight.” A room full of candles! ”Don't worry, the soundproofing is very good!”
”Puff!” When the platypus heard this, it immediately covered its mouth and let out a hearty laugh. Lingzhu grinned and pulled on Xiang Xue'er's hand. ”Elder sister, you're really empathetic!”
”You're already so old, and you still call me elder sister? I say, auntie, you really have the nerve to pretend to be young!” Damn it! The corners of Xiang Xue'er's eyes twitched. He moved closer to her ear and warned, ”Baozi, don't think that I won't be able to catch your fox tail just because you're good at pretending. You'd better be careful!”
As she closed the door, she became furious. There must be something wrong with this woman, she only dug up corpses and did not say that she would chop flesh off the living. Furthermore, this woman's expression was the same as usual in the dungeon; the strangest thing was that she seemed to be purposely trying to sow discord between her and Li Yun.
Li Yun stood in front of Xiang Xue'er's door and knocked forcefully. ”Hello!” ”Stupid girl, why are you so angry? Come out, I have something to say to you!”
The blue sky and Lian Chengxue closed the door. It was better to leave it at that. The platypus stood aside and patted Li Yun's head. Legs: ”No need to knock, my Big Sis doesn't love you anymore. From now on, I'm Big Sis's new pet!”
”What nonsense are you talking about!” Just as Li Yun was worrying that he did not have a place to go, he grabbed the platypus and smacked it hard on the head. It was so painful that it began to cry, ”Big sister, save me, your old love has been ruined.” It's time for your wedding! ”
She leaned against the side and hugged her husband's arm. Her black eyes seemed to be filled with interest as her rosy lips curved into a smile. She walked over to hug Li Yun. ”Sister, don't be mad at your husband. It's all my fault!”
Xiang Xue'er sat inside the house and covered her ears with her hands. What on earth were they trying to do? She pushed open the door with a dark expression and said, ”I'm going to rest. What are you two going to do after closing the door?”
After saying that, he reached out to grab the platypus by its collar and pulled it into the room, slamming the door shut. Li Yun took a sip of water before furiously pushing open the doors to Qingtian and Lian Chengxue and scolding, ”Stupid girl, if you have the ability, don't ever speak to me again!”
The corridor finally became quiet, leaving only Lingzhu standing there. She covered her mouth and quietly laughed a few times. She then pushed open the other door and pouted. He walked in.
”Shh!” Xiang Xue'er covered the platypus's mouth with one hand and signaled it to remain silent with the other. Only after she saw the spirit pearls enter the room through the gap did she release her hand. She said in a low voice, ”How is it? Did you sense anything wrong with her body?”
”En!” The platypus reached out its hand to stroke its chin. After a moment of contemplation, its color changed. Narrowing. Ye Zichen smiled and said, ”I do, her breasts are so big!”
I didn't ask you, you perverts,” she scolded. Bewildered stinking men and stinking ducks are like bugs when they see a plump woman.
”Wu wu wu!” The platypus beast covered its forehead and quickly corrected itself in a wronged manner, ”Big Sis, I was wrong. I still like flat-chested women.”
Sigh! Talking to an idiot was tiring. Xiang Xue'er shook him off and immediately went straight to the point. ”I think there's something wrong with this woman's identity!”
The platypus pouted and pondered for a long time. ”I don't think there's a problem. I've smelled her scent. It smells good. She's not a Yao Mo!”
Hearing this, Xiang Xue felt even more baffled. Li Yun's nose was the most sensitive, since even he could not detect anything amiss. ”Could it be that this buff is really not a YAO demon? If so, why did she insist on following us?”
”Of course, it's because I like that Li Yun. This is called love at first sight!” The platypus was elated. Bu Fang sat down on the chair and said, ”Big sister, don't be too domineering. Be gentle with me now and then. Otherwise, my Charcoal head will be taken away by someone else!”
Hearing this, Xiang Xue'er flew into a rage again. ”Bullsh * t! This old lady doesn't care about idiots like you. Men are all dogs. Whoever wants to take them away, there are tens of thousands of beautiful men in this world. Just grab a handful!”