C112 (1/2)
”Let's leave and observe the situation first!” After the four of them had left the house, Xiang Xue'er and Li Yun came to a stall that was selling cosmetic powder and started questioning the elder who sold them.
”Big Sis, I want to ask you, why are there so many coffin shops on this street?” Li Yun asked.
The fat middle-aged woman raised her head and saw Li Yunyang to be young and handsome. Immediately, her eyes swelled up and she adjusted her expression. She teased him, ”Aiya, this little brother really knows how to talk. I'm already a middle-aged woman, and he still calls me Big Sis.”
As she spoke, a steamed hand reached over stealthily and stroked Li Yun's hand nonstop. With raised eyebrows, she came closer and frightened him so much that he retreated quickly. Xiang Xue'er chuckled while covering her mouth.
This woman was thirty like a wolf and forty like a tiger; she could not walk when she saw a man. Looking at Li Yun's expression and his constipated expression, she burst out laughing.
”Ha ha!” Li Yun laughed awkwardly. Forget it, I'll find someone else to ask! ”
”Ai ai ai ai, little brother, don't go!” The fat woman quickly pulled him back, and a pig's hand slapped his face. ”Our village is called Wuli Village. If we walk another ten miles, we will reach Fengdu Ghost City. Having a coffin shop is not a normal thing, and our business is super good!”
The fat woman winked at Li Yun, her perky hands continuing to poke at his ass. With a pinch of his thigh, Li Yun cried out in fright as he pulled Xiang Xue'er along to escape.
”Sigh, he really is a lively and handsome boy!” The fat woman licked her lips and sighed.
”Hahaha!” Li Yun's face alternated between red and black, finally unable to hold himself back. ”Stupid girl, you still dare to laugh? Are you happy to see me being taken advantage of by someone else?”
”Yeah, yeah, super happy!” Xiang Xue looked sideways at Li Yun's fart. He also sent a slap towards his back, causing him to jump on the spot, ”You perverted woman!”
Suddenly, Xiang Xue'er caught sight of something strange behind her. She quickly turned around and ran into the alleyway, pulling the little thief who was hiding there and peeking at her.
”Ah, let me go quickly!” As soon as they heard that familiar voice, the two of them immediately laughed, ”Aiyo, I was saying that these past few days, I always felt like someone was following me. So it's that smelly duck of yours.”
”Damned duck, why are you following us?” Li Yun raised his Azure Dragon Sword to fart towards it. After stabbing it a few times, it cried out in pain, ”Who …” Who's following you guys, it's just right for us to pass by! ”
”Oh? So it's along the way? ” Xiang Xue'er forced a smile and nodded. ”It's been a long time since we've had roast duck. Let's have meat tonight!”
”Un, that's a good idea!” Li Yun turned and waved to Qing Tian and Lian Chengxue who were on the other side of the street, ”Hey, have some roast duck tonight!”
”Ah?” Eating roast duck? ” As soon as the two people who had just finished gathering information came over, they discovered that the platypus was in Xiang Xue'er's hands. Lian Chengxue angrily glared at it and said, ”You scoundrel duck, you actually followed us!”
Seeing the situation, the platypus could only obediently tell the truth, ”I am the only one left in our platypus tribe. I don't want to stay in that sad place, and I have no way out, so I want to follow you guys.”
”With us?” Xiang Xue'er tilted her head to look at its sobbing face and threw him onto the ground. ”Don't even think about it. Take advantage of my good mood and f * ck off.”
The four of them didn't even look at it and turned around to leave. Seeing this, the platypus quickly followed and called out, ”I …” I can help! ”