C40 (1/2)
Xiang Xue stared at Li Yun. Both of them broke down as Li Yun looked at the bulging chest area under Xiang Xue'er's red undergarment.
At noon, in the main hall of the Ouyang manor, Sima Yi was drinking tea and watching Li Yun fart. The dog's tail was wagging behind her. Then, it glanced at Xiang Xue'er's towering figure with a bit of embarrassment and said with a conflicted expression, ”It seems like the two of you have been cursed as well.”
”Bullsh * t!” Li Yun's expression was extremely ugly. Xiang Xue's face was no longer the same as before as she scolded angrily, ”What kind of plane is this? Why are we cursed too? Aren't only the villagers of your village turning into mushrooms?”
”Ha ha!” Sima Yi waved his hands apologetically and explained in embarrassment, ”About that … Actually, I forgot to tell you all. In the past, there were villagers who came to our Fantasy City and were cursed!”
Hearing that, Li Yun jumped up and pointed at the fart. The tail behind him called out, ”Then why didn't you tell us in advance, you see, my ass. With a dog's tail at the back, how am I supposed to go out and meet people! ”
”Hehe! I was just thinking that you guys are exorcists, so maybe you won't be cursed. That's why I didn't pay attention to it!” Sima Yi clasped his hands together in apology, ”I'm sorry, I'm really sorry!”
”Tch!” You were like a dog! ” Xiang Xue'er was extremely agitated. She did not have time to vent her anger and just spat it on Li Yun's head. ”You and the dog have become part of the dog family, but you've actually insulted the dog!”
”What did you say?” Li Yun fumed, pointing at Xiang Xue'er who was bulging with anger as he roared, ”You damned girl, you are clearly a flat chest. If it were not for the curse of growing mushrooms, I would have thought you were a man!”
Hearing the two men's flat chests, Xiang Xue'er could no longer hold it in and jumped three feet into the air. She picked up the AK-47 from the back of her back, intending to beng Li Yun.
Sima Yi wanted to try to persuade them, but seeing how the two of them were behaving, he estimated that they would not be able to hear his words, so he stealthily put down the teacup in his hand and quietly slipped away along the hall to the back so that the two of them would not be involved in the battle. He wondered if he would be shot to death by Xiang Xue'er or chopped to death by Li Yun Yang's sabre.
The two of them had quarreled for a long time but were probably tired of it. In the end, they had to face the reality and Xiang Xue rolled her eyes at Li Yun. ”Let's stop quarreling too, let's turn our internal conflict towards the external conflict first. It seems like if we don't settle that water naughty thing now, we'll be facing reality like dirt for the rest of our lives!”
”Humph!” Li Yun had not finished digesting his anger when he saw his fart. The dog tail at the back couldn't wait to use a knife to chop it off, ”You're right, little girl. Let's start with the Demon Hunt Squad!”
The two of them laid out the most urgent matter in front of them. After lunch, they prepared to go out with Li Yun. Who would have known that they would run into Sima Zhao at the door?
Little shota! She originally wanted to greet him, but as soon as the two of them covered their faces, he turned around and ignored her. He walked towards the backyard and left her there by herself, looking like he had lost face.
”Hur Hur Hur!” Li Yun snickered with a gloating expression while Xiang Xue'er took advantage of his fart that was tinged with a dog's tail in her anger. He kicked his butt, ”What are you laughing about, it's all because of you!”
After the scolding, Xiang Xue'er was slightly relieved. She adjusted the weapons on her body and walked towards the door, the pain making Li Yun feel like he was farting. Pointing at her back, he scolded her, ”You … ”You damned girl, I will divorce you sooner or later!”
The two of them arrived at the Redwater River one after the other. Xiang Xue'er started to carefully inspect her surroundings. Suddenly, her eyes swept across the surroundings. A shining object was very eye-catching under the sun's rays, located at the edge of the rocks.