Chapter 285: Swimming in that pit (2/2)
And Mu Yexiao glanced with satisfaction at the place where the table was covered. Mu Yexiao reached out and shook the hand of Jiu Jiu, and scratched in the palm of the hand.
Looking back at Mu Yexiao, Mu Yexiao's mouth raised: ”Jiuer, the king is very happy, Jiuer cares about the king so much.”
Jiujiu unnaturally coughed twice: ”Dinner, what do you want to eat, I will give you a clip.”
One thousand ninety-nine here and Mu Yexiao Zheng Zi proudly and lovingly ate, and the Qingling County Lord on the other side did not feel very good.
She was watching Mu Yexiao affectionately there. She just drank a cup of tea, and her stomach hurt, and then subconsciously found a nearest thatched cottage to enter.
Who knows, there is no paper in this hut, and her stomach is always making noises, and she can't get up at all. If she delays like this, today's banquet will be dispersed.
At that time, Mu Yexiao's poisonous hair will definitely hide Mu Yexiao in a rigorous manner. At that time, I'm afraid she won't see Mu Yexiao at all.
Not to mention looking for an opportunity to seduce Mu Yexiao, thinking of this, the Qingling County Lord expressed dissatisfaction, but Maokeng had no paper, and she couldn't get up at all, so she could only blame her in a hurry.
When I was in a hurry, I heard footsteps from the cottage next door, and the master of Qingling County breathed a sigh of relief: ”Who's in the toilet next door?”
Xiaoman's footsteps paused, but his eyes were smiling. The person next to him was the master of Qingling County. She heard it, and Xiaoman was very upset.
Because just before the banquet had just started, the Qingling County lord dared to look down on His Royal Highness Prince Da Zhou and still wanted to be her third brother-in-law.
Of course, we need to learn a lot. Do you think that the worst thing is that Maohang has no paper? That would be a big mistake. Thinking of this, Xiaoman's mouth grows bigger.
Take out two flints and a series of firecrackers, quickly ignite the firecrackers, and then directly threw them into the pit where the master of Qingling County was located.
Then Xiaoman quickly found a place to hide, and heard the crackling sound coming from the latrine, attracting everyone nearby.
After a while, the door of the latrine was opened, and the Lord of Qingling County walked out in a wolf, all pooping all over his body. Everyone had not yet recognized it as the Lord of Qingling County.
Haha laughed one by one, and one of his courageous slaves also said: ”Are you a slave in the yard? You are so careful to be punished by the master.”
”Hurry to find a place to wash, otherwise, the master will be killed if he encounters it.”
Xiaoman didn't come out in the dark. When he saw the shrewd Qingling County Lord, he stretched his eyebrows and felt happy. As for the later things, Xiaoman didn't care.
Turned around and left directly, silently returned to standing next to Prince Edward Mu Yexing, Mu Yexing glanced at Xiaoman: ”Where did Yongxi go?”
Xiaoman raised his eyebrows, and couldn't hide his smile: ”I wanted to go to the hut, but I watched a big show for free. His Royal Highness still eat less.”
”After all, you may vomit if you eat too much.”
Mu Yexing frowned, some did not understand what it meant? Looking at Xiaoman: ”Why do you vomit?”
Xiaoman raised an eyebrow: ”Disgusting nausea.”
Before she turned around, Mu Yexing heard the noisy spread outside, and she could not help frowning, even the emperor frowned: ”Prince Xiao, go and see, why is this so noisy outside?”
He stood up and said, ”Yes.”
After speaking, they turned around and wanted to go out, but before the steps were taken, the Qingling County Lord broke in with a foul smell. Looking at this scene, the guards immediately drew their swords against the Qingling County Lord.
The head of Qingling County was extremely angry and looked at Jiu Jiu Jiu: ”Is this how Princess Xiao treats guests?”
One thousand nine hundred and ninety-one face puzzled, her puzzlement is true. Just now the red chip just said that she had given a laxative to Qingling County Lord. Did she fall into the pit?
Thinking about it that way, he looked at the master of Qingling County a little hesitantly: ”Master of Qingling County, what is this hobby? Do you like swimming in that pit?”
Hearing the word hobby, the Lord of Qingling County almost did not pass out of fainting with qi. Looking at Qianjiu, he was speechless for a while.
The emperors and ministers of Da Zhou originally felt disgusting, but after listening to the words of Jiu Jiu, they suddenly felt cried and laughed. Who's hobby is swimming in that pit?
It really hurts people, and the Lord of Qingling County listened to the words of Jiu Jiu, stretched out his fingers, and all trembled, watching the crickets on his body fall to the ground.
Qianjiu could not help looking at the Qingling County Lord: ”I said the County Lord, if you have something to say straight, do you want to borrow clothes? Look at you, come to someone's house for a banquet.”
”Even if you have a special hobby, restrain yourself, don't show it, don't you admit to disgusting people?”