Chapter 10 (1/2)

‘Gu Jing, there’s really nothing going on between you and Zhen Lang?’ Mrs Gu asked

Gu Jing rubbed her sore botto ‘Um’

‘Nothing?’ Mrs Gu asked

Gu Jing sat at the dining table and she stared at the forbidden roast chicken thigh ‘Um’

Gu Jing’s hand bravely reached for the chicken leg and her , why do you need to save it for him?’

‘You only kno to eat chicken leg! Zhen Lang’s a good ?’ Mrs Gu asked

‘Eat Zhen Lang? His whole body is just bones, there’s nosaid

Mrs Gu hit her daughter’s head with a spoon ‘When you were a child you didn’t need to hold onto Zhen Lang, but you held onto him Now you’re an adult you need to hold onto him, but you won’t’

Gu Jing’s brave hand was rewarded, it successfully grabbed a chicken leg She chewed the chicken leg like it was Zhen Lang’s leg, it calmed her down after she heard her mum’s hard to s advice

‘Ah!’ Gu Jing cried out Herout of her hand ‘Mu?’

‘Your older cousin needs to go to work, she asked o back hoirl, you’re twenty-five years old If you don’t hurry up and find a man to marry you, you’ll become an old maid,’ Mrs Gu said

Gu Jing picked up the newspaper and she folded a paper aeroplane She reminisced too deeply about the past and she didn’t hear what her mum said ‘Um’

Suddenly Gu Jing heard her , she looked up and she saw herat her suspiciously ‘Mum, your chest is flat How did you entice dad?’

Mrs Gu knocked her daughter’s head ‘Do you want to die?’

Gu Jing looked down at her chest ‘Mum, why did you have to pass on your flat chest to me?’

Mrs Gu gritted her teeth ‘What? You want your dad’s chest? Then your chest will be flatter’

Gu Jing sighed ‘Muer?’

‘You want bigger breasts?’ Mrs Gu asked She ran to the bathrooirl, if you use this then your breasts will be bigger’

‘What? Mu asked

‘A plunger is a powerful tool, it can unclog any clot in a toilet If you use it on each of your breast twice a day, your breasts will be bigger,’ Mrs Gu said

Gu Jing stared at the plunger in herit on her breasts made her forehead sweaty

Gu Jing sighed She suspected it rong ask another flat chested person advice about how to own bigger breasts ‘Do you have a better solution?’

‘Exercise, like swi,’ Mrs Gu said

Gu Jing’s suspicions were confir person ‘Mu breasts? Professional swi If they had big breasts, they would drown’

‘Then run,’ Mrs Gu said

Gu Jing laughed ‘Mu breasts? If they had big breasts they wouldn’t be able to run like the wind’