C348 (1/2)

So disgusting.

This spider truly was a weirdo. He actually set up a barrier in front of the latrine? Does he have a quirk?

The two of them remained silent in the darkness for a while, then the man spoke again. ”Who are you?”

”Me? I'm just a person looking for a latrine.” I replied, ”There aren't many people living in this mountain forest. Just now, I was in a hurry, so I charged in here …”

The man was silent for a while. Suddenly, with a ”whoosh”, he lit a fire piston. You're obviously a man! ”

Ah, shit, I forgot that I was hallucinating just now. I'm that young bodyguard now!

Thus, he hurriedly hid the bag with the spider web and swept his hair, putting on a coquettish expression. ”Hehe, it's really inconvenient to go out, so I have to disguise myself as a man …”

After speaking, he reverted back to being a woman.

I tidied myself up and raised my head to look at him. My eyes met his, and the man stared blankly. I also stared blankly. Wow, the world's rumors aren't wrong. This spider is precisely a beautiful lady! Moreover, because he wore an extremely gorgeous robe, he seemed even more elegant and generous.

”May I know Young Master's surname?” I habitually asked, ”This year, Gui Geng? How many brothers in the family? Where should he settle down? ”Married?”

The last one was the main point.

The beauty was stunned for a moment before she chuckled, ”She's not married yet. ”What, Miss wants to help me with the matchmaking?”

As she spoke, the beauty leaned forward slightly, and at once a strong scent of powdered fat assaulted my nostrils, and when I came into contact with it at close range, I felt my stomach twitch in disgust.

He then carefully observed the fire piston and discovered that this man's face was a thousand times redder than usual. The powder and oil on his head was enough to open a powder shop. My heart spasmed and I backed away. ”A matchmaker for you? I don't think so. Who wants to marry a spider spirit? ”

Beauty: ”How do you know I'm a spider spirit?”

”Isn't that the spider spirit that lives in this cave?”

The beauty shrugged her shoulders indifferently, ”Since you've figured it out, there's nothing much to hide. Yes, I am a spider spirit, but what's wrong with that? ”At the very least, we spiders can weave nets. If you marry me, you won't even need to pay for the internet anymore …”

”It's not for free. I don't like the Internet. ” I declined his offer.

The beauty continued to get closer, her black hair was scattered like silk, her charming eyes were curved like an Emei, and her words were extremely ambiguous: ”Miss, how do you know if you like it or not if you haven't been on my net? My net is very good, why don't you give it a try! ”

”No, there's no need. ”I already have a family …” I said carelessly.

Only then did the beauty stop her steps and say, ”Oh? Miss is already married? ”

”That's right!”

”Then may I ask where my little brother-in-law's house is?”