Chapter 1 (1/2)
Twenty-Seven Seconds, You Deserve to Be Incapable of Finding a Girlfriend!
Part 1:
Early , Paris Medical University, Human Anatomy Class
“Protest, we ed a twenty-six year old professor for us This is an insult to us!”
On the platfor hair on either side of his head shouted animatedly as he waved his arms
This old man’s name was Dandy (dān dí), and he was the headmaster of a third-rate medical university, as well as a famous scholar of human anatomy
(TL note I don’t even kno; diminutive of the name Andrew)
Not long ago, Dandy had received an invitation from the Paris Medical University On it, it read, “Head over the field of huh in research As such, I have specially established a class for advanced studies If you are interested, please inform me by December 1st!”
Dandy was a bit displeased To let a head people?
However, Paris Medical University was the world’s best a first-rate medical institutions, and they were especially known for their acadeo, wouldn’t his fellow colleagues and peers of the same field think him unreasonable? Would the professors at Paris Medical University consider it as hi them face?
Following this train of thought, Dandy ultimately attended with extreme reluctance!
But then, when he went into the classroom, once Dandy saw the identities of all his other classrumpiness in his heart iot excited to the point that he couldn’t contain himself!
God, this advanced studies class only has thirty-six students: thirty-six people, twenty of them chairmen, twelve of them headmasters, three of them that enjoyed the reputation of an international anatoly the recipient of last year’s nobel Prize in y!
This classroom was clearly only for the expert scholars and specialists to study!
To be able to becouished people… face, face!
“Greetings, fellow students!”
Right at this h the air, and lifting his head, he saw that it came from two educational assistants that walked in
One assistant pushed a portable dissection table, and on it was placed two adult male cadavers “Fellow students, this is anato for this class Please pay close attention: this one is a thirty-six year old who died in a traffic accident, while the other is a twenty-eight year old who died from swine flu…”
The other assistant carried a stack of blue-bound booklets and handed it out one by one, “Fellow students, within this blue-bound booklet is a brief introduction of the professors for this term’s advanced studies class To better learn the curriculuhly and understand your instructors in advance…”
The un!
To be qualified to teach so many scholarly authorities and experts, exactly what kind of person was this new instructor?
Dandy was incomparably curious, and reverently opened the blue-bound booklet to the first page…
“This term’s advanced studies class instructor, Head Professor You Jiang Nan: Jiang Nan, Chinese nationality, twenty-six years old…”
Reading up to here, Dandy’s expression changed, “What is theof this? The educational aded for a twenty-six year old instructor? Could it be that they have no knowledge of our identity? We’re professors, chairmen, headmasters, and one of us is even a nobel Prize winner!”
“This is ridiculous, absurd! I’ht years old this year I definitely cannot accept a twenty-six year old instructor!”
Another expert also stood up, and with a “bang” that booklet slammed onto the floor “What kind of medical accomplishments can a youth of twenty-six years achieve? How much ability could he have to educate us?! Absurd, too absurd!”
Other self-confident experts, although they didn’t voice their objections, also revealed extrehtly expressions!
When Dandy saw that his voice of protest had unexpectedly lead a group of seven or eight other experts to echo hirew hot-blooded and rushed onto the rostruinally I didn’t even have the qualifications to address you But this tione too far! We must raise a protest! Furthermore, we should also send a proposal to the educational ad Nan youth to beat it! Who’s with me?”
“I’m in!”
“Count eous!”
The at point, and the two assistants exchanged a glance and laughed bitterly, “What should we do? Based on the identities of these long-time specialists, they are completely qualified to raise a protest, and are also co Nan out…”
“What can we even do? I’!”
One assistant already felt that the circumstances were already out of his control, and stealthily slipped out of the classroom
However, right as he went out the door, he saw a glasses-wearing youth leaning against the wall, on one hand gently cleaning a cane, and on the other cal…
“Professor Jiang, you, you’ve already arrived?”
addressing in a more formal, respectful manner
God, since you actually cao in? The assistant hastily said: “Professor Jiang, hurry up and go in to take a look The mood of those scholarly experts is already…”
“Calm down, calm down!”
The youth continued to clean the cane Only until there wasn’t even a speck of dust left did he take his sweet tio settle them down”
The assistant sighed and anxiously said: “Professor Jiang, be extra careful The identity of these long-time specialists are in no way similar to those commonly seen Don’t offend them by any means…”
The youth was already about to push the door open, but turned and laughed at the assistant’s words, “Mister, do you knohy?”
“Huh?”
“Why I can become a professor at just twenty-six years old, while you, who are already thirty-two years old is still only an assistant?”
(formal)
“This… please advise me”
“Because in my perspective, those so-called specialists and authorities are meant to be offended, are meant to be surpassed, are meant to be conquered! Do you understand now?”
……
“Estee!”
Jiang Nan pushed open the classroom door, walked onto the rostruive a brief introduction of , or Teacher Jiang!”
In that split second, the whole classroom went silent
The specialists all , THIS is Jiang Nan? What refined and elegant bearing, what a perfect smile…
However, no ood his outward appearance, it did not hide the fact that he was only twenty-six years old!
Jiang Nan must be driven out!
Jiang Nan measured and took into consideration all the expressions of the specialists before hi them a chance to speak, he used his cane and waved it at his ear, “Alright Everyone’s identities, everyone’s dissatisfactions, I’ve already heard it from the outside! Estee you all, is that correct?”
(就用手杖拨了拨自己的耳朵 raw because I’ theh)
The specialists shared lances between themselves, and finally Dandy stood up, “Correct, we believe that you don’t have the qualifications to educate us!”
“But, my qualifications, my capabilities… just because you’ve assumed so… does it mean it’s correct?”
Dandy was stumped
“Alright Esteeive you all an opportunity, an opportunity to authenticate inally planned curriculum is canceled Within the period of one class, just within the anatoe any aspect of my abilities! If I fail, then you all won’t have to send a proposal to the administrative office I will take the initiative to leave But, if within your group none of you can prevail over me…”
Jiang Nan shook his head and laughed, no longer continuing to speak further, but those scholarly experts were able to understand the iroup of thirty-six of the world’sanatoly and genuinely attend class, and sincerely call !”
Jiang Nan just sat beside the cadavers, “Right noishes to be the first to challenge me?”
The scholarly experts suddenly began to hesitate It’s not that they were afraid of losing, but based on their identity and status, to go and challenge a twenty-six year old youth…
Was shameful!
After a long while, Dandy hastily put hi to stand before the dissecting platforh the heavens are and how profound the earth is, I, Headive you a lesson!”
Jiang Nan chuckled, saying: “Elder, what aspect of e?”
“As everybody knows, the speed at which one dissects a cadaver syree of understand an anatomy specialist has towards the structure of the human body More importantly, it indicates the standard of anato Nan, I will compete in dissection speed with you!”
Dandy grabbed a scalpel froantly: “I don’t kno long you need to completely dissect a cadaver, but I only need threeNan, do you dare to compete with me?”
“I’ve already said, I will accept any kind of challenge” Jiang Nan shrugged
“Alright, then I’ll start ti now!”
Dandy used one hand to start the stopwatch to time it by seconds and brandished the scalpel with the other Like lightning, he used the scalpel and pierced into the chest area of the cadaver!
The eyes of the rest of the specialists all revealed a sort of excitement!
Coe person’s understanding of ‘cutting a corpse to pieces’, as if ‘killing a pig then skinning and deboning it’ only
A fully intact hus and syste these organs and body parts and categorizing the sure that each individual organ was a single entity within the group, would this be considered a ‘complete dissection’!
Dandy’s boasting of only having to take threeof the hu it like the back of his hand’ As such, he would have no qualards to anatomy!
Jiang Nan faintly chuckled as he observed Dandy’s dissecting technique, then suddenly asked: “Elder, ifspeed is slower than yours, then I’ll naturally excuse myself But… what if yours is slower than mine?”
Dandy momentarily blanked out, then snorted: “If I’m slower than you, then from this day forward, no matter where I am or what situation I am in, I will refer to you as ‘honored teacher’!”
Jiang Nan laughed in satisfaction andout his cane…
Click! The cane split apart, and a set oftools unexpectedly appeared!
“Good heavens, this is…”
The experts stood dureed To an anatomy specialist, this cane was an absolutely priceless treasure!
“Esteeifted this cane to me stated that this cane was supposedly constructed from a meteorite fallen from the heavens and conceals seventy-two different types of dissecting tools, and is truly et its quality please? That is because… I a!”
Jiang Nan attracted everyone’s gazes, then beamed as he looked at Dandy, “This esteemed elder said that he only needed three ood I am very content to fulfill the role of his instructor But… to completely dissect a cadaver, I only need twenty-seven seconds!”
Only twenty-seven seconds to perform a complete dissection?!
The specialists exploded into an uproar, “Preposterous, this is absolutely impossible!”