Chapter 217 – Is My Chest Big? (1/2)

Chapter 217 – Is My Chest Big?

Luo Tian was regretting it!

He was truly regretting entangling himself with Tang Tang's huge mess. If he was truly being hunted by the Great Tang Dynasty alongside the kill order of the Sea Cloud Sect, how on earth was he to enter the city? How was he going to save An Chunchun's mother and search for the ancient treasure's location?

Everything required him to enter the city before it could be achieved!

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Night descends.

Heavenly Sword City didn't implement any curfews.

Out of the sixteen gates of the city, eight of them were closed while the other eight remained opened and guarded by eighteen Black Dragon Legion members each.

Luo Tian had been secretly observing all this time and found that the Black Dragon Legion didn't question anyone. They just stood there like wooden statues. This made Luo Tian say to himself: ”Could it be that they weren't expecting him to return to the Heavenly Sword City?”

”En!”

”That should be the case!”

This was what Luo Tian concluded and quickly went back into the forest.

When Tang Tang heard some noise, she opened her groggy eyes and asked: ”Did you find a way into the city?”

Luo Tian looked at her groggy expression and said: ”I found it, but we need to change our appearance. The guards already know of our original appearance and we'll be caught the second we show up, that's why we need to disguise ourselves.”

”Huh?”

Tang Tang immediately woke up and asked: ”A disguise? How do we do it? It sounds like something really fun! A smelly scoundrel like you really does have a lot of good stuff, this Princess hasn't misjudged you.”

The Fire Cloud Unicorn lying down to the side snorted as if saying: ”The boss of mine is naturally awesome.”

Luo Tian widened his eyes and shouted: ”Take off your clothes!”

”Huh?”

”How dare you?! You d.a.m.n scoundrel, what are you planning? I am a Princess!” Tang Tang responded while shaking angrily.

Luo Tian was too lazy to explain and raised his palm: ”Are you taking it off or not?”

Tang Tang refused to compromised and held onto her clothes: ”Even if you beat my b.u.t.t until it blooms flowers, I'm still not taking my clothes off! I will rather die before I comply! You d.a.m.n scoundrel, wanting to take advantage of me? I, I, I am t.i.tled Princess Lasting Peace! If you dare become disrespectful, wait, I mean if your brain dares to have any dirty thoughts about me, this Princess will slaughter all nine generations of your clan! Humph!”

She showed an expression that she would rather die than comply.

She was glaring at Luo Tian with a stubborn and angry pout.

”Princess long and flat?”

”Hahaha…”

”No wonder you became unhappy when I said my wife's chest was bigger than yours. So you are actually Princess… long and flat… hahaha!” Luo Tian laughed for a bit before looking at Tang Tang's chest and saying: ”I think your father must've been an enemy of yours in your previous life. He actually gave you the t.i.tle of Princess Long and Flat. Hmm… long and flat is fine, at least it's not forever peace (flat) or else you chest will always be as flat as an airport runway. Hahaha…” ¹

”Humph!”

”Princess Forever Peace is my elder sister!”

”Who told you to bully me?!” Tang Tang directly cracked her whip at him.

Luo Tian deftly dodged to the side and burst out laughing again. ”Your father is simply too awesome! Long and flat wasn't enough, he wanted a forever flat as well. One can easily imagine that the chest of you sisters will always be level and flat, hahaha… How can that Nangong Hao like a girl like you? Hahaha… this is just way too funny!”

”You…”

”You…”

”You're too hateful! This Princess is not going to let you off!” Tang Tang was so angry that she couldn't even speak properly. She realized her status as a Princess had no effect on Luo Tian at all. If it was other people in Luo Tian's place, they wouldn't even dare to look at her openly let alone make fun of her.

This guy was really not ordinary.

Tang Tang was really angry but at the same time, a weird special feeling was growing inside her.

But…

She was too angry to detect this special feeling.

Luo Tian couldn't be bothered talking nonsense with her any longer and directly said: ”I'm going to ask again: Are you going to take it off or not? If you don't do it, I will personally do it for you. Don't blame me for being rude at that time…”

”I'd rather you beat me to death than to take it off!”