Chapter 209 – A Little Bird With Eggs Even Smaller (1/2)
Chapter 209 – A Little Bird With Eggs Even Smaller
Sometimes the saddest thing in life was reality – you treated it as a holy ground but upon entering, it was actually h.e.l.l.
The worst thing of all is when one couldn't leave!
All the women surrounded Luo Tian like they wanted to eat him alive.
Because of one thing…
Luo Tian was still a virgin!
To these women, this was a huge temptation for them.
”n.o.ble, this lowly one's mixed bath routine is the best; I guarantee you will feel like you are in the high heavens.”
”n.o.ble, this lowly one is good at blowing the flute; my small mouth will definitely make you high.”
”n.o.ble, n.o.ble, this lowly one will not take your money.”
Imagine this: A bunch of forty something year old women with thick makeup started smiling coquettishly to you; started making sultry movements and eye winks to you; what would be your first reaction?
Luo Tian's reaction wasn't to throw up.
He actually wanted to smash these women flying! It was best if he could smash them out of this continent, or the best case was smashing them out of this world to disappear permanently.
Luo Tian's heart felt like it sank into any abyss while asking himself: ”How could it be like this? How could it be like this? Something must've happened to this place or else why would it have women of this caliber here?”
Immediately after…
Luo Tian frowned and shouted: ”Scram!”
”n.o.ble, don't be mad.”
”n.o.ble, don't get angry. You can vent your anger onto this lowly one later since I'll be yours soon anyway.”
”Lion Tiger Gold Shattering Roar!”
Luo Tian's power started circulating while his mouth roared out.
A ring of energy ripples exploded forth. Those old women surrounding Luo Tian were all blasted into a chaotic mess and started tumbling backwards like dead dogs.
Luo Tian hadn't even used his profound energy yet.
Otherwise, these women would most likely have died.
”Kid, could it be that you don't know our Autumn Sect Leader is here?”
”This place has been booked up by our Autumn Sect Leader, so scram!”
Said two burly guys who were drinking wine to the side while stepping forth. They played with the machete in their hands before glaring at Luo Tian and coldly saying: ”Hurry up and scram for me. If you happen to disturb our Autumn Sect Leader's mood, this daddy will play you to death!”
”Autumn Sect Leader?”
”You mean Qiu Badao – Autumn Mountain's most notorious head bandit right?” Asked Luo Tian with no change in his tone.
One of the burly guys became angry as his blade chopped towards Luo Tian's head. He then shouted: ”Is Qiu Badao a name you're qualified to say?! Courting death!”
”Whoosh~!”
As the blade chopped down, the blade's qi was raging out.
Those women sprawled on the ground didn't dare to continue looking while some had already started screaming.
Except…
Before the blade was able to make an impact, Luo Tian's fingers gently clamped together. The machete carrying several thousand jins of chopping force was directly stopped by his fingers. Luo Tian then faintly smiled: ”Which room is your Head Leader in?”
The eyes of the other burly guy turned grim. His speed was clearly a few points faster and his might a bit stronger as his machete slashed out horizontally.
Luo Tian coldly glanced at the attack at the corner of his eyes while his right leg slightly rose up.
Glimmering red dots of lights could be seen on his foot before bubbling hot magma flowed out.
In an instant…
Luo Tian's right leg raised up had heavily kicked out.
All this was completed in less than a second.
”Agghhh…!”
That burly guy with an imposing body was kicked flying before smashing against a wall. The wall then collapsed and the entire Joyful Spring Garden shook as a result of that.
Luo Tian didn't even bother looking at the guy sent flying while his smile turned a bit gloomy. ”I'm going to ask you again: Which room is that f*cking Qiu Badao in?”
The burly guy's eyes looked up towards the second floor.