Chapter 38 – Beating Up Luo Yue (1/2)
Chapter 38 – Beating Up Luo Yue
“Oh oh, it’s someone we know!” Luo Tian coldly smiled.
Luo Yue was slightly startled upon seeing Luo Tian but then said in disdain: “You piece of trash still haven’t died yet?”
“Did you hide in a dog’s cave for 3 days and 3 nights within the Ghostly Mountain Range?”
“There’s no need to think, that’s definitely the case.”
“Trash will forever be trash. You want to change your fate by participating in the hunting contest? Luo Tian, your wishful thinking is too much, hahaha…”
Luo Yue’s face was filled with disdain as he hugged Zhu Mei a little tighter.
Upon being squeezed, Zhu Mei’s large twin peaks pushed outwards as if it was about to explode out of her clothes.
Zhu Mei glanced at Luo Tian and coldly sneered, “Big brother Luo Yue, how can that trash be compared to you? He could participate in the hunting contest a hundred times and still won’t become a core disciple. You, on the other hand don’t even need to participate and can become a core disciple. This is the difference in one’s fate.”
“Little beauty, what you’ve said was correct – that’s fate. You used to be his fiancé but now you’re my woman. This was all destined by fate, hahaha…” As he said this, Luo Yue lifted Zhu Mei’s chin and kissed her passionately. Zhu Mei had a very enjoyable look on her face before she glanced at Luo Tian at the corner of her eyes coldly with a look of ridicule.
“Fatty Lei, do you have a feeling of wanting to throw up?” Asked Luo Tian in low mumble.
Feng Lei had a goofy look on his face and replied: “Boss, my lower part wants to throw up.”
Luo Tian’s face changed as he glanced at Feng Lei’s crotch area before exclaiming: “Oh shit! Fatty Lei, you enjoy this type of stuff?”
Luo Tian felt that Feng Lei’s big brother down there was about to…
Feng Lei didn’t know how to react so he could only grin like an idiot.
Feng Lei was like a large bodied oaf with a bald head, giving people who didn’t know him a scary feeling.
Zhu Mei heard their conversation and her face changed. She was just like Luo Tian who imagined that Feng Lei’s big brother was about to throw up that white substance so she angrily said: “Big brother Luo Yue, he… he… he dares to insult me like that.”
A sound washed over them all like a wave as a smell enshrouded them. It was something Luo Yue couldn’t get away from no matter how hard he tried.
“Pak!”
Luo Yue suddenly stood up while slapping the table before glaring at Feng Lei: “You damn dog thing, this daddy thinks you’re tired of living!”
At this time, Feng Lei realized what Luo Tian was implying and tried explain: “Hey boss, I was trying to say I want to take a shit. It’s my ass that wants to throw up, now that other part. This type of woman is not even up to my standards.”
Feng Lei treated Luo Yue’s roar as if he didn’t even hear it.
“Hahaha…”
“Fatty Lei, how come I didn’t know you were able to speak that eloquently?” Luo Tian almost sprayed out saliva from his laughter. He had never heard of anyone wanting to take a shit from looking at a woman; Fatty Lei was way too talented.
Li Xue’er couldn’t hold it in anymore and also started laughing with her mouth covered.
Luo Tian then said: “You’re right; this type of woman is considered the public bus type so you wanting to shit from looking at her is very normal.”
Feng Lei scratched his head and asked: “Boss, what is a bus type woman?”
Luo Yue also looked at Luo Tian waiting for an answer.
Zhu Mei looked at Luo Tian in curiosity while Li Xue’er also wanted to know the answer.
Luo Tian lightly smiled and looked at Luo Yue before replying: “Those bus type women are women anyone can ride, and it happens to be very cheap.”
“Uh?”
“Then isn’t it just like those women in the Joyful Spring Courtyard?” ¹ Feng Lei asked with a serious expression.
“F*ck!”
“Can you not insult the sisters of the Joyful Spring Courtyard? How can their costs be compared to Zhu Mei? A single night with the Joyful Spring sisters costs upwards of a hundred silvers while Miss Zhu is much less expensive. Am I right Miss Zhu?” Luo Tian loudly asked. He then smirked at Luo Yue and said: “Has anyone noticed there’s a green glow above his head?”
Feng Lei paused before asking in confusion: “Boss, what is this green glow?”
Luo Tian continued smirking: “It’s the green glow of several hundred green hats² on his head, and my eyes are almost blind from looking at it.”
“Bang!”
Luo Yue stood up in a rage and overturned the table causing all the dishes to smash onto the floor. “You damn trash, this daddy is gonna play you to death!”
“Motherf*cker, come!”
“This daddy has been waiting for a long time!” Luo Tian roared out. He already couldn’t stand the sight of him yet Luo Yue still tried to put on a show. Where the hell does his superiority complex come from?
When a fly is buzzing around in front of you, the best method is to kill it with a single slap!
“Big brother Luo Yue, kill him, kill him. As long as you kill him, tonight you can do whatever you want to me.” Zhu Mei’s face appeared a bit pale.
Li Xue’er’s eyes narrowed as she glared at Zhu Mei.
Zhu Mei got the chills when she was glared at by Li Xue’er and couldn’t help shiver a bit.
Upon hearing Zhu Mei’s words, Luo Yue’s eyes livened up. He pulled back his sleeves and loudly said: “Little sister Zhu Mei, just watch how I’m gonna play this trash to death.”