Chapter 6 (1/2)
CHAPTER 06 ♦ WHO ARE YOU?
last updated: 190417
“What are television and novels?” Qin Ke Xuan was puzzled, the force of her grip loosening
Yin Xu Dong gagged, “Cough cough cough! The heck! What the hell was that? All I’o as far asdie in your hands sooner or later!”
Qin Ke Xuan: “Put a sock in it with your nonsense Explain, properly From what television or novel did you hear about the rules of the Pugilistic Realm and the Martial Arts?”
Yin Xu Dong was so depressed he had the sudden urge to bang the wall, except that he was unable to move his body, “Da Jie, there are countless television and novels about it, how the heck a Yu Sheng, but those are all fictional, no one actually takes them for real “
(T/N: “Da Jie” = 大姐; big sister Yin Xu Dong is using the ter “dude” when you’re frustrated and exasperated with soender reference)
(T/N: “Jin Yong” and “Liang Yu Sheng” are famous Chinese WuXia novel authors)
“Jin Yong?” She did not know him
“My shi+t! If I hadn’t witnessed your Xiao Li Flying Daggers and Sunflower Dian Xue Hand personally, I would have really believed these martial arts moves were completely made-up by the (very OP) authors”
Qin Ke Xuan quietly collated the infor him
Yin Xu Dong continued pitter-pattering on a huge lot about it, only to realise the other party was not even listening and pursed his lips crestfallenly, “Oi, Qin Ke Xuan, hurry undo the acupuncture, I can already feelnumb”
Qin Ke Xuan swept a disdainful look in his direction, “You can’t even handle this, and you want to learn martial arts?”
Upon hearing this, Yin Xu Dong’s eyes lit up, and asked excitedly: “You, are you saying you’ll take me as your disciple? Oh yeah! Honoured shi+ Fu, allow me to pay my respect”
(T/N: “shi+ Fu” = 师父; master)
Qin Ke Xuan cast a sidelong glance at the paralysed Yin Xu Dong on the ground, saying leisurely: “You want to become my disciple? Simple”
“Ho? Noreplied excitedly
“My condition is that you shall do everything I ask of you to do, else…”
“Else what?”
“I will kill you”
“…”
Yin Xu Dong’s enthusiasuished He had observed Qin Ke Xuan very properly, and he could tell fro serious Moreover, after the few recent interactions with her, he was clear that Qin Ke Xuan was not joking around That girl ain’t kidding!
“… it’s illegal to kill so sed
“So?”
“…”
Yin Xu Dong inhaled deeply, “Alright, I promise”
His reply surprised Qin Ke Xuan, “You think I won’t kill you?”
“No I’ me, because I will obey your orders unconditionally” Yin Xu Dong was very confident
Qin Ke Xuan questioned: “Anything?”
“Yeah!”
“Including licking my foot?”
Yin Xu Dong felt his blood freezing as he stared at Qin Ke Xuan, as looking every bit serious, and glanced at her foot Fortunately, it appeared sparkling and nice-looking, forget it, let’s just treat it as crystal chicken feet! “Come! I’m ready” He was all prepared to face death with equanimity
Qin Ke Xuan stretched out her leg, kicking at him “You passed”
Yin Xu Dong stayed un
“The acupuncture was undone” Qin Ke Xuan looked at Yin Xu Dong, puzzled It was ily
Yin Xu Dong inclined his head 45 degrees upwards, and stared at the ceiling “… too numb, I can’t move…”
Yin Ke Xuan started doubting herself, whether or not she incorrectly taken a stupid disciple, but never mind that, she had only wanted to find a subordinate, one that would put in his all, to aid her in this foreign environment Whether he would be able to learn would have to depend on his aptitude, and that outside her scope of concern
“I want you gone in three”
“Ha?”
“One”
“Wait ait!” Yin Xu Dong struggled to get up
“Two”
“You’re counting too fast!” Yin Xu Dong half-crawled-half-rolled out in frenzy, heading straight for the balcony
“Three”
Yin Xu Dong jumped across, into his own balcony, in time just as she reached the third count
Qin Ku Xuan sat with her legs crossed on the ground and started her cultivating her Inner Qi for the day, till the wee hours of the day before wrapping up and turning in
(T/N: “Inner Qi” = 内功 (nei gong); refers to the set of Chinese breathing, meditation and spiritual practice associated with Chinese martial arts)
The next day, Qin Ke Xuan refused Qin Shu Hua’s offer to send her to school, picked up her bag, and left the house
At the entrance, she saw so she saved yesterday, to her surprise, laid beside the doorway It raised its head upon hearing so and powerful exertion in getting up shortly followed, before it staggered towards her side, rubbing its head against her leg, “woof” ing away