Vol 3 Chapter 2 (2/2)

Although I say brother country, Prussia Kingdom is the elder brother, and Grosse Kingdom is the little brother, it means, they are looking down Grosse.

Something like Grosse’s n.o.bles flatter the commoners, or Grosse’s royal family doesn’t have dignity…..Huh? I can’t talk back to them about the latter, you know?

Well anyway, I hate their gaze as if they are greater than us.

But Prussia Kingdom claimed to be the elder brother kingdom just because they have the rights of salt supply.

And I came to that that place as the amba.s.sador of Alps United Kingdom.

They can’t help but throw an evening party as a diplomatic gesture even to their young, young brother country, because we come as a goodwill amba.s.sador.

Being royalty and n.o.bles are troublesome, huh? Thankfully.

I thought they will put simple things because the one who comes is some rural n.o.ble but what actually come is very luxurious.

Seems like someone who possesses <cooking> divine protection made this splendid full course.

And moreover, very many influential n.o.ble and their child gathered in this place, this hospitality, I’ll gladly took it.

Seems like they want to show the difference in national power between us.

Thought so, letters are another thing, the gift is only a fur.

I understand what they want to say even though they didn’t voice it out.

“I bet you’ve never seen this kind of extravagant food, haven’t you? You country b.u.mpkin!” or so.

You guys haven’t seen the “Dragon King” Roni-sama’s insect cuisine either!!

Its appearance is very bad you know!! Until you would want to cry!!

And also, with those n.o.bles att.i.tude, Albrecht-kun and friends might have already snapped off at them.

And, with that that eyes br.i.m.m.i.n.g with anger he threaten the [Demon Lord] like, ‘Hurry up you stupid’.

It’s always been like this since I take him to sightseeing tour in Italy.

And even though I gave them their yearned shopping tour in Italy with no fees as a present, don’t you think this is unreasonable?

Well, anyway, before weakening the enemy we must strengthen ourselves, was it?

If you ask only to get carried away, then I will take it.

Presenting demon beast’s skin as present for barbarians, I want to see those kind of cliché n.o.ble.

“Prince Karl’s, oh excuse me, you’ve already been disinherited, haven’t you? Er, Amba.s.sador Karl? Youris <b.o.o.bs>, was it?”

Ah, it’s been a long time since I heard that from someone.

My divine protection in public is special grade <b.o.o.bs>, wasn’t it?

Truly with an unpleasant smile he’s sneering at me.

What an unsightly ridiculing provocative smile.

These n.o.bles aren’t really stupid.

To dare to provoke me and be rude to this “Me”, a goodwill amba.s.sador, seems like he wanted to a.s.sert dominance diplomatically.

A bad move actually. A poor plan through and through.

There’s a saying that says diplomacy is a war.

And there’s also a saying that says war is also one part of diplomacy.

Today, at this place, I really have come to war,

The n.o.bles that have gathered here, even though you’re going to the battlefield, don’t you think your resolution is a bit lacking?

“E, yes, well, it is <b.o.o.bs>.”

“Ooh, so it really is <b.o.o.bs>, it’s wonderful in itself, isn’t it? Will you please make my mistress’s breast bigger?”

“No no, you should do my favourite prost.i.tute first, please.”

To surround an eleven years old kid with this much malice, such hard-core n.o.bles they are.

So much I want to praise them.

But, when you’ve used the same move over and over again, the next time you use the same move again you might fall into a trap, you know?

“As I thought. Is this that? You got that because you yearned your mother’s b.r.e.a.s.t.s so much right?”

They even slandered my mother who staked her life to give birth to me, looks like they’re already prepared.

Come one, laugh, because I came here purposely to be a laughingstock.

“I think that one has gone too far, If I’m not mistaken, Prince’s, no the disinherited amba.s.sador’s mother didn’t live even a year after giving birth. You might not remember. No, was it exactly because you don’t remember? But, well, b.o.o.bs are really wonderful.”

Loud laugh resounded at the a.s.sembly hall where the evening party is held.

The people surrounding also got lured by that and giggled a bit.

Certainly, if big breasted Louise-neesama were to go to this evening party, people will be looking at her breast and think of her as some kind of prost.i.tute or something.

And there’s also some lolicon who will be looking at Charlotte as if licking her… ah, that fat guy! I remember him!!

Just because they held the right for salts.

That’s why, Grosse Kingdom up till now, had been under their humiliation for a long time.

Even though they should be a brother country that helps each other because they’re surrounded by big countries from east and west, the reality is like this.

There are some upper and lower status between countries, so when there’s a blunder in diplomatic gestures, the one who had to lower their head is none other than Grosse Kingdom.

If they stop their salt supply, we would wither away.

Big breasted Louise-neesama had to endure it. Siegfried-niisama also had to endure it too. Even Leonhart-niisama had to endure it desperately. Wilhelm-tousama had to endure it even more to protect his family. Grosse royal family had to endure it for generations.

But… I will not endure it, okay?

“Come to think of it, I have some good news, I found salt mine in the Alps United Kingdom. And also now it is also possible to procure salt from Vatican City.”

Robbery using the dragons counted as “possible to procure” category, right? So I didn’t say anything wrong, totally.

The salt mine is Bex salt mine.

I didn’t know it during my previous life, but the one who knew the existence of rock salt is sensei because he looked it up and found it.

For humans it might be a hard job, but for Dwarf-san who loves holes, it was an easy job. Just how much do they like holes? It’s like they intended to pierce through Alps mountain range from east to west.

Because they seize the rights for salt, Prussia kingdom had always been the elder brother kingdom.

And they know this very well. So everyone here knows the weight of these words, right?

When it was about to be noisy, let’s deal the final blow in.

“And also, you b.a.s.t.a.r.ds, do you know who you speak to? I’m Highland kingdom’s viceroy Karl Gustav Pendragon. Since some time ago you’ve been talking about something interesting like mistress and prost.i.tute, aren’t you? And also the sneers towards me, I will not forgive it. Your Majesty Prussia Kingdom King Friedrich. I demand to give them punishment for this disrespect and humiliation, can you?”

His majesty Friedrich who is looking down towards an eleven years old boy from top of the stairs loses color on his face.

And those who were ridiculing me too.

When you’re in another country doing diplomacy, a viceroy is treated the same as a king. Because he’s the king’s proxy, it’s natural.

To sneer at me would be the same as sneering at King Arthur.

Lese majeste is basically capital punishment, and on its application, it’s also capital punishment.

If not, it would just be the same as a proclamation of war. Attacking a goodwill amba.s.sador who isn’t guilty is also the same as war proclamation.

I have the proof handwritten by Arthur-kun in my pocket too.

“Karl’s enemy is also my enemy. Just use it whenever you like” said Arthur-kun when he gave it to me. I’ll use it when I need it.

Although I don’t have any intention to spill even a drop of Highland kingdom’s citizen’s blood though.

There are three choices.

First, we deal with it by just think of what happened here as an accident. It would be the best decision.

Second, cut down all of those influential n.o.bles who sneered at me here.

Third, declare war towards Highland kingdom.

His majesty Friedrich’s hands trembled, all the soldier who guards this a.s.sembly hall simultaneously draws their sword.

Albrecht-kun and the others closed in to protect me. They haven’t drawn their swords yet.

“Come! [NTR-gou]!!”

It’s already harmonized as one.

From the evening party hall’s balcony and walls few dragon’s heads show up.

Now then, the swords have been drawn. So there’s no third choice. Because if they declare war, they must send me back home as a messenger.

Although, there’s also a savage way of just returning my head, that’s not the style of this country. And also, it’s impossible, literally.

“Well then, I would like to ask you once more. It’s about where those soldiers pointing their sword to. Will those soldiers not sheathe their swords until blood is shed?”

Killing me along with this many dragons, or killing every influential n.o.bles without leaving a single of their child alive, a really beautiful two choices problem.

His Majesty Prussia Kingdom’s King Friedrich, please choose, okay?

Actually in this luxurious evening party with their luxurious line-up, but the only mysterious thing is the self-proclaimed blue blood’s blood was actually red.

If they didn’t have any ambition to dominate the former Frank Empire’s territory after the snow thawed, I won’t do this though.

Humans can’t be satisfied with what they have in hand, really a bothersome creature.

Now then, what His Majesty Prussia Kingdom King Friedrich who killed many influential n.o.bles of his country because he lost to dragon’s coercion will do then….. No, what fate lies ahead of him?

Please do your best.

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