Vol 2 Chapter 9 (1/2)

Chapter 9: Extremely Easy Nasty Deed

Currently, I have a serious problem.

This is a problem which even a certain great teacher can’t answer.

I have a great idea for the new technique. But, I can’t decide its name.

Meanwhile, the time for war is approaching, I become impatient.

Nipple Laser, Yes, It was in ‘English’!!

I was careless, ‘Electrical Parade’ was in English too!!

I am a German! Not a Britis.h.!.+ And not an American either!!

Aah, King Arthur start his introductory speech by himself!!

Read the mood!! I’m still thinking, you know!!

“My name is Arthur, Arthur Pendragon. The king of Highland Kingdom and the leader who rules over the twelve tribes!! This over thirteen thousand years of humiliation. Today, at this place, I will clear it all!! Emperor of Frank Empire!! No, Demon King Charlemagne!! Your actions of continuous domination with fear over your country, your people, and your neighboring countries for thirteen thousand years!!  If they’re beautiful, regardless of their gender, their marital status, their age, and even your own children!! You will bring them to your bed, and after they lose their beauty because of aging, you will discard them…… Today, all your evil deeds will come to end!! You must know I, as the ruler of Highland Kingdom, represents everyone who detests and resents you!!”

Uwwaa, Hero-sama, how emotional.

Even without the slightest resemblance with King Arthur in the legends, he’s a knight among knights.

However, Charlemagne, he is too honest with his lower half.

Even though he was hated to that extent, no one can drag him down from his throne, just how much is his magical power?

This is scary, Arthur-kun said, “I can win…..No I will!!”, but I don’t know is it a win flag or lose flag.

For the time being, good luck♪

After those words, I encourage him by saying, “As long you don’t lose heart, you can win”.

And Arthur-kun really nodded to it, you know?

“I’m Charlemagne. Unfortunately, calling me demon king is an honor for me. Anyone with power can get what they seek is inevitably the rule of world. Because I love beautiful things, I won’t forgive anyone who unseemly decays. And it’s as my mercy. If you don’t want to be stolen by me, just fight me with your power. Steal or be stolen is inevitably the rule of world. No people in power will deny their power while eating their prey. It’s actually funny, right? However, that humorous figure of yours is beautiful too. My lovely Arthur. Your appearance of fighting against me is really beautiful. That s.h.i.+vering figure while being angry which comes from seeing your friends being stolen by me is also beautiful. If you want to settle things with me, I will make you surrender using my power. I’ll be looking forward to your face distorted in humiliation when I bring you to my bed. I’ll be looking forward to see you crying in shame. And also when you submit yourself to me. Well then, let’s make love. I’m Charlemagne. The first and the last emperor of Frank Empire.”

Translation: Power is justice, it will always be like that.

I know I know.

So, I will kill you, okay?

With all of my power, I will kill you, okay?

“No one will hear me though, but I will say it. I will kill you. Because you’re a nuisance. Because I have a grudge. Because I hate you. Because you’re annoying. For now I will kill you. Anyway, I will kill you. Because you’re alive, I will kill you. Because you were born, I will kill you. Because you will die, I will kill you. Because you’re in front of me, I will kill you. And… because I’m angry, I will definitely kill you. My name is Karl Gustav Pendragon. The one who will put an end to the eternal emperor.”

That’s a dangerous muttering if I have to say so myself.

If someone was to say that to my face, I will report it to Pipo-kun.

[TL Note: j.a.panese police headquarter mascot character]

But unfortunately, he doesn’t exist in this world, so just give up, okay?

Aah, after that, after being disinherited and exiled, I’m not in any position having to obey non-aggression pact, so good luck, okay?

The introductory speeches have ended, and both armies have signaled the start of war by blowing horns.

Then, let’s start, demon king-sama? And good bye.

“Nipple!! Flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.s.s.h.!.+ Requieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem!!!”

Having sun on one’s back when fighting is the basics in a war. In that case, let’s create it, the sun!!

Autumn’s cloudy sky suns.h.i.+ne in the south? It won’t even be a match!! Illumination service’s maximum output… it’s not, though, but what’s emanating from my nipples is sunlight!! The source of life!! Look at my light which surpa.s.ses the light from midsummer blue sky’s sun!! And I have two nipples, so it s.h.i.+nes twice brighter!! Closing your eyes? You will fight while closing your eyes? Hahaha, how skilful. I will only s.h.i.+ne right here. You must know this will be the halo which represents the justice of King Arthur!!

Aah, after that, it’s dangerous to ride horses, you know?

The only music fit for this battle field is indeed, Dies Irae, one of Verdi’s masterpieces

It’s a full orchestra prepared by sensei, you can enjoy it.

And in addition, I will play the high-pitched tone version too.

The audible limit of human is about 23,000 Hz, but horse can hear until about 33,000 Hz.

I have tested it with horse from fantasy world, and it’s exactly the same, you know?

So, let the crazy and noisy big explosion resound.

j.a.panese name: Chiku Vibration.

That’s right, giving the opponent a fatal attack to their hearing, making them fall into confusion bad status, a debuff skill of mine.

One of its good point is you can choose the target you want by adjusting the sound frequency.

And, today’s guest for this live are, horses! Sorry horses! It’s not your fault!!

At the same time when the horn blows stop, appear a light, which s.h.i.+nes brighter than the sun, behind the Highland Kingdom army, dazzling the eyes of Frank Empire army’s soldiers and horses. That radiant light which s.h.i.+nes even brighter than the sun of blue sky didn’t even let them turn their faces.

It’s different for the Highland Kingdom army who have the sun on their back.

Receiving the divine light of b.r.e.a.s.t.s with their back, and the evil Frank Empire army can be seen clearly.

Moreover, a big sound resounds in the battlefield as if the wrath of G.o.d.

The horses fall into panic.

“Attaaaaaack!!

King Arthur’s order has been handed down.

Until now, Highland Kingdom army literally can’t fight with their full strength.

Because even if you temper your power, your weapons won’t get stronger with you.

But, today is different.

Because they can show their full, perfect, and whole power!!

The fight between 150,000 soldiers who close their eyes and 15,000 soldiers who have their eyes open, which one will win?

It’s already obvious.

The horses also fear the music, so they went into rampage, shaking off the person riding them, then trampling them, so they’re now split into 150,000 rampaging horses, and the escaping magicians who try to avoid being trampled.

Ahahahahahaha, you b.a.s.t.a.r.ds who disturb Princess Maria’s love life, being kicked by horses is a fitting fate, right!?

“Internal discord happens because they don’t have love in their life, right? [NTR-gou]”

There’s someone using magic to suppress the sound.

But still, horses that have already fallen into a panic state won’t immediately calm down even if they gained temporary silence, right?

There’re some magicians who burned their favorite horse because they were shaken off and about to be trampled.

Is this the love which Frank Empire says? I endured it even when I was almost torn in two by Charlotte.

If King is a king, then soldier is a soldier too.

Everyone, you can die altogether!!

Two dragons who wore earplugs beforehand soared through the sky, and with their flame, they burn the cavalries.

But all of it is just a diversion.

War, as I expected, is a battle between soldiers.

The magicians who can’t face the front and the crowd of warriors approaching with their full strength.

One-sided trampling battle.

I modified the helmet of Highland Kingdom army a bit.

s.h.i.+eld, well, it’s sungla.s.ses.

A place where you can train yourself and exert your full strength, is a dream-like place for them.

Is this the so-called Ore TUEEEEEEE?

[TL Note: means OP]

However, their opponent are cowards who can only fire magic while escaping on their horse, you know?

Their enemy is YOEEEEEE, isn’t it?

[TL Note: weak, this and tueee are written in alphabet in raw]

Well, whatever.

Ten people per person, their spoils is a bit lacking in number.

Sorry, I apologize. Actually, I want to prepare thirty people per person, you know?

I thought he will bring 500,000 soldiers, but demon king-sama disappointed me!!

A disappointment. I want him to die. Well, I will kill him though, you know?

I beg you, okay? Arthur-kun.

You said you will win, so you must win, okay?