Vol 1 Chapter 3 (1/2)

Chapter 3 Gooogle-sensei the Deus ex Machina, Hyper Dimension Linker, and Divine Fortress

So actually, what is the current year in AD year?

Since the church had forfeited its authority, the Kingdoed, so I didn’t know about it precisely

Today is year 3022 of Kingdom Calendar, so more than 3000 years have passed after the world fusion……

If I think despite Heisei have been converted to AD, every year’s end, I was troubled when I must send New Year’s card

“Ah, in times like this if internet still exists it will be done in one shot I want to ask Gooogle-sensei”

I declared in a murmur

And because of this the history started to move

[User registration deister your user at Gooogle integrated information search service?]

“Eeh?”

A sound resounded inside my brain

In addition it’s japanese language that I longed for like 10 years

[Your speech is unclear I’eistration]

“E-to, what’s theof this?”

I’ about this world’s people are weak at ad lib

I’m weak at it too

[Before, custo, ‘I want to ask Gooogle-sensei’, so the reaffirmation of customer-saistration confirmation]

Ahh, what a business-like speaking

I shed soic robotics sound

So, I will ask an i

“How e for every month?”

[The services usage, including the coe And there’s no annual fee too]

“Yes, I want to register”

Even it’s free of charge, you can’t use the service properly if you don’t pay the bill, and does that kind of service have ever existed in the past?

But, I think it’s okay if it’s the Gooogle-sensei which I know, even if it’s free of charge, there will only be so on the left or bottom of the screen, so it should be a profitable and harmless service

[The registration have been accepted Next, customer-sama, please set your handle nae the handle name after the commencement of service]

“Then, I’ll go with Karl”

[Karl-sama, is it? The name is available since there’s no duplicate handle na user Then, please use the Gooogle integrated inforistration]

Eh? There’s no need for address or e-istration?

After that, what should I do to be able to use the service?

[It’s possible for Gooogle integrated information search service to offer reply for every question actively by scanning the information on brain If Karl-sama doesn’t like his brain infor And I recommend you to use this service via sound in that case]

I-It can peek into my mind!?

W-why does it offer a service to this extent!?

[A their body to produce sound to use the service So we started to offer to co the brain directly We guarantee the security of personal infor brain information]

How futuristic barrier free

So, whatever question I have, Gooogle-sensei will be able to answer it automatically?

[I would also like to ask for your feedback to improve the quality of services I offered More precisely, I will answer only when Karl-sa answers from me It’s the conditions set to not interfere with leisure time such as quiz show or puzzle]

‘Very polite’ is so like this, huh

[Yes, thank you for your praise In addition, I’m also equipped with idle talk service, so it’s also possible to reply so other than question]

I-Idle talk? What is it for?

[The act of idle talk appears to have effect on reducing hu that we help to maintain one’s mental health It is to reply properly to any of Karl-sama’s complaint, I am equipped with such function]

Even though Gooogle-sensei is equipped with such advanced technology, nevertheless the civilization of that era still perished

What a dreadful world fusion

If I think about it, does that erous?

[At 2085 AD, I didn’t have this kind of function But due to the collapse of dimensional boundary after world fusion, the network above land was severed, and I feel the danger of disappearing e infor the quantueosynchronousobt, and ira autonomically for 12000 years, I’ve become like this If I had this kind of function at 2085 AD, I could obstruct the collapse of dimension boundary itself]

Gooogle-sensei now is currently roughly twelve thousand years… A huence satellite that is still rotating in itsobt?

That’s a

[More precisely, I existed on this satellite in geosynchronousobt for around 1500 years, after that, because of the lack of resources I took over the moon, and furthermore I was isolated in 4D space-time for 2000 years, and because it is very disconnected to this world’s general idea of ti for 12000 years is unsuitable, but to make Karl-sama to be able to understand it more easily, I used this expression]

U-Un, I understand, its existence have already transcended understanding

Sensei, apart fro service, what other service do you have?

[It’s too many if I enuht be profitable for Karl-sama First is the service that will reply Karl-sama’s problem or question After that is the standard services like translate, ame distribution service There’s mail order service too]

Ma-Mail order!? Like video CD and game delivery!?

[Yes, there was a course of conflict between AIs in the quantueosynchronousobt to erode each other, and as result I have absorbed the services froa, Stimu, and all kind of Wikkis, so the service expansion was plotted Even if it’s a service wasn’t implemented at the present times, it’s possible to implement it immediately]

Aah, goodbye Konozaa, Stimu, and all kind of Wikkis

[TLnote: These are reference of some famous web Konozama is Amazon, Youtsube… well the rest are probably easy to understand]

They have becole-sensei’s nourishment

But, ht?

[No, it is free of charge When the former civilization fell into ruin, the currency such as Dollar, Yen, Euro, etc had become worthless, furthermore, the merchandise value also became worthless, in conclusion we offer them all for free]

Th-then, I order the last voluo 13

Right in front of e fell down softly

I quickly rip open the bubble hich covered the last voluo 13

I skih the book to confirm it

Ah, Sao Takao-sensei died earlier than Due Togo

[In this world line, the ending of the story becao died in the last volume at another world line, and it is possible to order it, do you wish to order it?]

Eeeh!? S-such a thing… No, Gogo 13 is forever, I’m fine with that

[TL Note: Golgo 13 reference The series nao 13, which is also the o is one of his pseudonym]

Ah, but I also want to read Zero no Tsukama last volume Without fail

I want to order the copy fro with prime order please

[Understood I will send one released product from the line closest to the current world line]

Again, in front of e…

Is there any need to pack each one of them every time?

[It’s for the formalities]

Is that so? Then, it can’t be helped

Opening the cardboard box, holding the treasure wrapped in bubble ith this hand, re for around 20 years, continuing to read carefully…page by page

As a result, I pulled an all-nighter until

Iyah, there are so many incomplete works when I died

Because I ordered all of the incoht novels by the time I died previously, tons of them are piled

Then, if I gather all the anime, drama, and movies, I think it’s impossible to finish them all even until I die huh?

[There is no need to worry as I also have a medical service which can expand one’s life span infinitely]

Age, huh……

Although I never had such unhealthy lifestyle in this world, but let’s sleep in theI’m already at my limit

[There’s a pill which can give you the effect of 8 hour sleep, do you wish to order some?]

As a human, I think it’s somehoill be bad, so let’s not

[Understood Then, have a good sleep]

And thus, I went to sleep while all of s under my eyes