Vol 2 Chapter 7 (2/2)
”Erm, Yoshi+-kun”
”Ah, Hi performance just now?”
”Yes! It was really brilliant! It was so great that I wanted to get a tape from Tsuchiya-san!”
Hi her like this, it seems like my hard work finally paid off
”Ermthe tape Did Muttsulini record it?”
”Yes He was very focused in filht?”
”(Turning the face away)”
Muttsulini looks away Did this guy ignore themini-skirts?
”You did rather well for your japanese History, Saka the su battles”
”It's becausebattles that I worked hard on this subject after that”
”So you can get such good grades because of that?”
”It's sih for us Especially after Akihisa heard about those things (Hi schools), I've been forced to stay back every night and study it with him”
”Ohforget about Sakarades”
”That's because that guy wanted to see what he could do if he really worked hard Also, it's also a case of 'hard work overco stupidity' To be honest, his concentration is really a”
Yuuji continued to converse with Mina Hi that we knew about Hi schools
”Erm, about, about that”
”H?”
Hiers in front of her She really looks like a cute kouhai girl confessing to a male sempai
”I have soht festival, please come over to the carpark!”
After saying this while blushi+ng like a tomato, she runs off to continue her work as a waitress
Oh, that really sounds like a confession Looks like I just saw soood
”Eh?”
Suddenly, I feel that so's a those words to?
[That's you Yoshi+ Akihisa]
Oh my--it's been a while since I last sawto trick me with that smooth talk As expected of a real devil
[Nope, I'h the whole conversation, right?]
The whole conversation? If so
[THAT'S A LIE!! HOW CAN STUPID AND UGLY AKIHISA END UP WITH THIS? I CAN'T LET THE DEVIL'S WORDS TRICK ME!]
”GET OUT, O WHITE ANGEL!”
I thought that it would finally come out now, yet I didn't expect the words to come out of my mouth!
[Then check it out for yourself If I']
[Bring it on! If I', you'll do the same!]
I' it like this? If I have to say it, no o this test of life and death
”Sakamoto, Akihisa, sorry to interrupt you, but can you help out at the teahouse? The number of customers has increased because of your win, so we're really busy here”
Just as I orrying about how to try and calsa underneath the cheongsam?
”Ah, you're right Oi, Aki! The tournaot to do your best and help out, okay?”
”Mm, I'll make up for the lack of effort before this”
”Ooo, I feel so weak”
”Saka!”
”I know, this is for Hiht?”
Yuuji intentionally looked at me, but I turned away
Himeji-san, huh? What did she mean when she said those words?
”From now on, the cool summer festival will be officially closed to the public Will all students please quickly clear up”
”It, it's finally over”
”So tiring”
”(Nods head)”
The moment I heard the audio broadcast, my entire body went limp
Serving the food to the custo back on standby after serving the food, I've never known that a waiter's work can be so tiring
”Oh yeah, what did Himeji-san's father say?”
”Hm? Are you mindful of your father-in-law's view?”
”Wha? No, no, that's not the case!”
”She said that she would talk to her father after the night festival, so we'll have an answer then”
Hideyoshi+ answered my question
I see Though we don't know the conclusion, it should be alright But why a a bit uncomfortable
”Then, we're going to change”
Just as I'ht, these even more cruel and unreasonable words reach my ears
”EH? WHY!?”
”Why are you asking thisif you want to know, it's that it's really e? ”
”Sorry, I'll be back soon”
”WAIT! CAN YOU TWO THINK ABOUT THIS!? COME BACK!!”
My plea isn't effective, as Hiing room What a pity
On a side note, Hazuki just wore the waitress costume as she went out One would certainly worry about her future
”Mo and—”
”WE WON'T LET YOU! NO WAY WILL I LET HIDEYOshi+ CHANGE CLOTHES!”
I desperately clingAt least I can't let this person change back!
”Wha? What are you doing, Akihisa?”
”(Nodding head violently)”
Muttsulini's doing the sa the sa
”Oi, Akihisa, stop playing We're going to the principal's office”
Our class rep doesn't look tired at all as he stares at us with a 'can't be helped' look
”The principal's office? You two got so with the principal?”
”We've got to clear the debt of the deal Though it's late, we didn't have ti over”
Though the principal would fulfill the deal with us, a deal is still a deal, so at least we should go over and report
”Then I'll use this tie”
”NOO!! TAKE HIDEYOshi+ ALONG WITH US!!!”
”(tugging slightly)”
”Ah, Muttsulini wants to co as well?”
”(Nods head)”
As expected of so, he sure knohat a player should do
”So troubling Yuuji, can't you say so?”
”H with us Besides, it's tough to convince Akihisa”
Oh, it's rare to see Yuuji being so understanding
”Really, even Yuujican't be helped, I'll change later”
”Alright, Akihisa and Muttsulini, release Hideyoshi+'s legs”
”Mm”
”(Nods head)”
”Sigh, seeing ly state is useless, you know”
I personally feel that that's not the case
”Excuse me”
”Sorry to disturb you”
After knocking the door and saying sos, I push the door of the principal's room aside
”I do feel that you two aren't respectful at all”
”Really? But we did knock the door and say hello”
—Besides, I feel that I'm a lot more polite than Yuuji
”Didn't I tell you people to only enter after there's a response?”
”Ah, principal We came to report our win”
”You don't need to tell me that Who do you think was the one who presented the prizes to you?”
This old granny is still as rude in her tone as ever I suppose she should understand other people's plight even more
”Co quite a lot of co”
On seeing Hideyoshi+ and Muttsulini, the principal said to us in a rebuking tone She probably has sos that she wants to complain about
”These guys were troubled greatly because of what you did, so letting them see the person behind all this shouldn't merit a punishment”
”Humph, really? Then I'm sorry”
The principal gives a bored sound She sure isn't a cute granny; but then again, if she is, it'll be really troubling
”Then, do we have to return you the platinum bracelets?”
Actually, the platinuold bracelets that appear when the controller has high marks, since they are worn on the controller
”No need, you can return it to me anytime later Besides, I can't fix those malfunctions so soon”
”Eh, Akihisa? What's with the malfunctions?”
”Ah yes, Hideyoshi+ doesn't know about it, right? These platinuiven to soh scores, the oill lose control of it
”I seeoh? What's wrong, Yuuji?”
Yuuji looks like he's in deep thought again Does he like to think so thoroughly in this room?
[Couys know that we had a deal with that old granny]
Though I don't knohat Yuuji'sabout, it's better not to bother hi if he doesn't explain it anyways
”So we had a deal with the principal to use this tool as an exchange for the repairs to our classroom—”
”HOLD ON, AKIHISA! YOU CAN'T SAY IT OUT LOUD!”
”Eh?”
Yuuji suddenly looks extre on?
”So”
”So we fell for their trap?”
After Muttsulini said this, Yuuji immediately runs over and pushes the principal's door aside At this moment, he can hear multiple footsteps
”It's those guys! Let's go, Akihisa!”
”WaitYuuji, what's the situation?”
”They're eavesdropping on us! Those guys installed a bug here!”
”WHAT DID YOU SAY?”
”They should have heard everything we just said If they recorded it, this would be bad!”
”Recorded it? Stop joking!”
If this is to be revealed like this, all our efforts till noill go to waste! The school will lose all credibility, and even its existence would be questioned If it ends up like this, forget about Himeji-san alone, all the students in this school would have to transfer out! We have to quickly destroy the evidence!
”Hurry up!”
”Got it! Hideyoshi+, Muttsulini, come help too!”
”No problem!”
”(Nods head)”
The four of us dash out of the principal's office at the same time
”Yuuji! It's the Toko-Natsu group again, right?”
”Yeah, I got a gliot to be them!”
”In other words, there're two of theroups!”
It'll be bad if we split up and get counterattacked It's better to split up into two groups and look for them
”Then tell uys”
”The baldy and the Mohican-head! You'll recognise them immediately!”
”Got it! I'll go and look for them outside with Muttsulini!”
I see It'll be bad if they ran off to copy this, so Hideyoshi+ intended to look for theate
”Akihisa”
”Hm?”
Muttsulini continues to run as he passes so to me This—
”The binoculars that Muttsulini likes to use?”
”For standby purposes”
Forget about standby, I don't think there's even a need for a telescope here in school However in this situation, I'll take it as goodwill and borrow it thankfully
”Thanks Muttsulini”
”I love this school”
It's because of the girls and the cute uniforht? No matter what, we don't wish for this school to close down
”Contact each other if we see our targets!”
”Got it!”
After this, we forroup Speaking of which, I've been running around all over the place these two days
”Akihisa! To the broadcast room!”
We hurry off to the broadcast rooerous If they're to broadcast it, it'll be impossible to shut so many witnesses up Thus, even if we take back thethat we can't fail
~Broadcast room~
”Excuse me”
”You, what are you doing here!?”
”Yuuji, there are only idiots who're s pirated porn DVDs in this school festival here!”
”Really? Then let's confiscate these cigarettes and pirated DVDs and head off to the next place!”
”You're right, they broke the rules anyway”
”Th, thief! THIEF!!”
~Corridor~
”Eh? Aki, Sakamoto? What's the rush?”
”Sorry Mina on first! We'll talk later”
”Ah, wait! You dropped soirl'what is this?”
”RUN, YUUJI! I'M SEEING A BATTLE AURA GATHER AROUND MINAMI!”
”Wait! Why do you have this kind of thing?”
”ARGH! SHE'S CHASING US!”
~In front of Classroom 2-A~
”Yuuji”
”Shouko! Sorry, I have no time to bother you!”
”No probleo to the district officeapplication over”
”What are you—HOLD ON, I DON'T REMEMBER STAMPING IT, NO?”
”Yuuji, there's no sign of them here Onto the next place!”
”WAIT, AKIHISA! I HAVE A SUDDEN SITUATION THAT I NEED TO HANDLE HERE!”
”Then see ya, Kirishi+ma-san!”
”OI! AKIHISA! PLEASE WAIT!!!”
As there was no sign of them from the 1st level all the way up to the 4th level, Yuuji and I begin to focus on places that are hard to spot, like the corners of the field
”Not goodwe lost quite a bit of time”
”That's right Where are they anyway—hm?”
Sorounds What's that?
”You found itwhat, it's just fireworks”
”AH, it's those things that they use during a closing ceremony? Wow~so they place them in these kind of places?”
I seem to have seen it on television before They would use cloth to wrap it up and put it on the floor
”EH? Why don't they have a cannon here to shoot it up into the air?”
”The cannons have to be placed soht? Fireworks are still a for them someplace else where there's no fire is a rule to be obeyed at all times”
Pyrotechnics, huh? Then it's no different from dynamite then The only difference I can see is whether there would be pretty fireworks created or not
”As expected of a school, to be so rich To think that they actually prepared such large fireworks”
”Is this the time to be impressed? The enemy's about to make their move—”
Dururu Dururu!
At thiscan be heard The sound comes from the handphone in my pocket
”hello?”
”As expected of Muttsulini, to be able to see them from afar”
This is Hideyoshi+'s voice Good job!
”NICE! Where're those guys?”
”Inside the new campus”
”In the new cah every corner—”
”No, they're not inside the building They're on the rooftop!”
damn it! We didn't check the roof!
”Yuuji! At the roof of the new building!”
I passed Muttsulini's binoculars over to Yuuji It's hard to see the roof from here with just the naked eye
”da to use the audio equipment over there!”
”WHAT DID YOU SAY!?”
To think that those guys are planning to use the equipht festival!
”Hideyoshi+! Where are you guys?”
”At the club societies building”
It'll take the to the roof
”Akihisa! Looks like they're about to start playing!”
It'll take about the saet over there And since it looks like they're going to play it now, it means that on't be able to make it
No are we going to stop the—
”Yuuji”
”You thought of it as well”
”Yeah There's no other way”
”You're right There is no other way”
”Then Yuuji, I'll leave it to you”
”Got it—activate!”
”You done over there, Natsukawa?”
”No problems Hehe With this, it'll be a reverse win for us”
”Yeah Even if we don't prepare for the entrance exams—WWOOOAAHHH!!”
”What's with you, Tsunemura—WA!! NO WAY!!?”
”ANYWAY! GET DOWN!!”
BOOM!! Pakarararara—
”You missed! Akihisa! A little lower!”
Yuuji, who's looking through the binoculars and aiives this instruction damn it, did I make a mistake on the first shot?
F class, Yoshi+ Akihisa, Modern japanese 70 points & UNKNOWN, Modern japanese UNKNOWN
The test marks are displayed I heard that the test subject is randomly decided, and it looks like it'sit wasn't japanese History
”A little lower!”
I rehtly adjust the trajectory of my summoned beast's cannonball throw
”Go, light it!”
”Got it!”
After that, I use a lighter to ignite the fuse before throwing the ball of fireworks at the roof
WhooshBOOM!!
The firework ball flies to a place where it would definitely be unable to be thrown at—exploding right above the roof As expected of a suth of an ordinary hu is a piece of cake for it
”Alright! We destroyed the audio equipment!”
”Fireworks are really scary”
This is Yuuji and my final tactic We'll call it the 'Sure-kill fireworks attack' (All good kids shouldn't try this, alright?)
”There're ht!”
”Got it!”
I followed Yuuji's instructions and aiht this time
Nohy can I use a summoned beast without a teacher around? It's because of the platinu This platinuive any special functions to the su field around the user In other words, it can replace the teachers as a witness
”Prepare the next shot!”
”I know!”
The summoned beast holds the fireworks ball steadily The function of being able to touch physical objects really comes in handy here
”Here I go, Yuuji!”
”Go!”
”FIRE!”
I use the lighter that I confiscated just now and let the su fireworks ball with all its strength I never expectedfireworks
”Alright! We hit the audio equip now!”
”Really!? Then we shouldn't stay here for long!”
”You're right Let's fire another one at the Toko-Natsu group before getting out of here”
”Mn”
Yes, we have to get rid of as much evil as possible
”You got to aihtly Make it a little right”
”Here? Then let's make the final shot! Ready—”
”YOU TWO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!”
”WA!”
The low and hoarse roar can be heard froed to control the summoned beast!
Whoosh~BOOM!
”Ah, Akihisa! You hit the school!?”
”AH! The school's now a pile of ruin!”
The misfired fireworks hit splendidly onto a corner of the school The walls and doors is now reduced to a pile of rubble
”YOU, YOU TWO! YOU TWO ACTUALLY CHOSE TO HIT THE HEAD OF TEACHING STAFF'S OFFICE DIRECTLY!”
Sensei lets out a frantic voice Looks like this is the first ti has ever happened ever since this school was established
”YOshi+!!! SAKAMOTO!!! DON'T THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY ALIVE!!!”
After that, the familiar low voice can be heard This is the only voice I don't want to hear
”IT'S IRONMAN! AKIHISA! LET'S RUN!!”
”OOH!”
”DON'T THINK ABOUT RUNNING AWAY! I WON'T LET YOU GO BACK TONIGHT!!!”
”SENSEI! YOU'RE MISTAKEN! WE WERE TRYING TO SAVE THE SCHOOL!!!”
”SAVE THE SCHOOL!? CUT THIS NONSENSE! WEREN'T YOU TWO DESTROYING EVERYTHING JUST NOW!?”
”THERE, THERE'S A REASON!!”
Speaking of which, I feel that Ironman's the cause of all this
”AKIHISA! I OWE YOU ONE! THANKS FOR LURING IRONMAN AWAY!”
”damn IT! YUUJI, YOU'RE TOO SLY! SENSEI! SAKAMOTO RAN TO THE OTHER SIDE!!”
”I'LL SETTLE WITH YOU FIRST, YOshi+!!”
”WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME!? SOMEONE HELP ME!! HENTAI-SENSEI'S TRYING TO HARass ME—!!!”
”YOU DARE SCREAM THAT!!”
And thus, the ins To think that fear and muscle aches will fill my school festival memories