Chapter 1024 (1/2)
Experience tells me that it's a very painful thing to go shopping with a woman, because she always selects and compares clothes in the women's clothing store, asks for your opinions, and then ignores her opinion that you are just perfunctory. Finally, after a lot of time and energy are consumed without meaning, she makes a hard decision by herself How many men rush to swipe their cards? It's not just men's vanity. At least for me, there are two more important reasons. First, I need to find a reason to comfort myself for my wasted time and physical strength. If I don't do anything, I don't even understand the meaning of my wasted time and physical strength. Compared with money, it's obviously more shameful to waste life, so I usually comfort myself after paying the bill and say that this is my purpose today. Secondly, my opinions or suggestions have been denied by her for a day. If I want her to pay for the bill, my self-esteem will be unbearable. I have to show a little value of myself. Somehow, it proves that I am different from the porter It's such a pain for a woman to go shopping for clothes. So, how about going shopping with a group of women to buy clothes and swimsuits?
That's not what the word ”pain” can describe. It's just as tragic as the Shura field! If brushing my credit card can end this suffering, I will not hesitate to do so. Unfortunately, this is the mall under Fengchang group. When the manager of the swimsuit store recognizes Murphy, it is doomed that I have lost this opportunity
different from the harmonious ambiguity and palpitation in the novel, when a group of eye-catching women enter the fitting room, except for the depressing I can't feel any expectation or enjoyment for the heavy suffocation. Their eyes are shining with swords and swords. I shuttle through them, as if one will be cut and dismembered accidentally!
In reality, a beautiful woman's girlfriends are usually not too beautiful women, because women love beauty, and beauty is proud. Two beautiful women together are more competing and competing with each other. They are unlikely to be friends. Shopping in the mall should have been a happy and noisy thing, but the feeling they give me is more like going to the battlefield ——In the colorful and gorgeous swimsuit shops, their expressions are dignified one by one. No one thinks that they have a sense of superiority. Even Murphy, the perfect goddess who jokes about Tassels' self humiliation ', doesn't think that she must be the best of all the girls: she is slightly less beautiful than Chu Yuan, less lovely than the East, less friendly than Xiao goblin, less delicate than Xiaowan Son, although she ridiculed that Aunt Cheng was poor and suckling, she envied her backbone, and there is no doubt that the most plump and sexy one among the girls is the winter night, and the mixed race purple garden skin is the most tender and moist. It's the wife, sister Liu Xinlei, who has the most mature intellectual charm!
It's no wonder that Murphy's face is heavy when he enters the shop, which makes the manager of the shop shudder. In fact, they are also not confident. When they compare with each other, they all think that they are the most useless one. Maybe this is the so-called spectator. In my opinion, every one of them has a clear idea It has unique beauty. It's thin and fat. There's no comparability at all, and there's no need to compare.
But these guys obviously didn't realize it. Apart from Kang Kang and Ku'er, sister Liu was the only one who decided which swimsuit to buy within 20 minutes. I soon found out that I was the culprit for their delay!
For example, Murphy asked me, ”Chunan, do you think I look good in this style and this color of SWIMSUIT?”
I replied, ”nice.”
Murphy will ask again, ”what about the one chosen by Cheng Liusu?”
I replied, ”she's also very good-looking.”
Murphy will definitely use the voice that fringe can hear to ask: ”who do you think is more beautiful?”
There's a problem - I can't say in front of the fringe or Murphy that the swimsuits they choose are not as good-looking as each other's, the least offending statement must be ”all look good” or ”the same look”, but they will give up the swimsuits they have already selected and continue to choose until they find one that I think is better than each other It's not only the fringe Murphy couple that are competing with each other, but Chu Yuan is also competing with the purple garden. It seems that the number one enemy in Chu Yuan's eyes is not the fringe, but Xiao Zi. Although Xiao Zi doesn't think about Chu Yuan's love complex with her brother, she still cares a lot from the fact that she has tried on several swimsuits in succession, because she has no elder sister's demeanor at all I won't let Chu Yuan. When I boast that Chu Yuan's one-piece swimsuit with kitty cat pattern is more suitable and lovely, Ziyuan decidedly left the bikini in her hand. But when I say that Ziyuan's bikini is more sexy and generous, Chu Yuan gave up her kitty cat one-piece
the existence of Xiao goblin and dongxiaoye, not to mention the existence of * * Princess vs justice criminal police and natural enemies, and the goblin laughed at it Tiger sister has black skin. No matter whether she chooses a dark or light colored swimsuit, she doesn't show her white color. Tiger sister ridicules that the goblin is short, and how to wear it is only exposed and not sexy