Chapter 1010 (1/2)
Location: living room.
People: sister tiger, Ziyuan, Chuyuan, Dongfang, and me.
Event: it seems that they are going to hold a trial and criticism meeting, because they sit on the sofa, but let me sit on a small bench, and they also wear handcuffs
in the winter night when I am a judge, they raise their legs, think about it, and think that this posture is not appropriate - the underpants are too short, and they will show their thighs to the people sitting opposite me for appreciation, so I quickly adjusted them, and grabbed the jar of ice which has not been opened The beer knocked on the coffee table. ”Silence, silence - fate, turn down the TV volume first. Don't turn off. My little ancestor, sports news, the Lakers to thunder in the morning, I just need to consult with Wan'er about the game, forget to watch it, don't know the result, it's on the air, the Lakers lose again, and it's on the hook. That's the court now - defendant Chu Nan, please tell me the truth, that female university Who is your name and what is your relationship? ”
I hang down the black line of my head. It's too boring, but I'm still frank and lenient: ”Qiu Meimei”
”what can I do for you?” ”I'm the plaintiff's lawyer,” Chu said
”I mean, that girl's surname is Qiu. Her name is Mei Mei. She has nine enemies. She is charming and charming. I have nothing to do with her. I don't know her at all.” I stared at the stinky girl and wondered, you are the plaintiff's lawyer, who is the plaintiff? I should have interrogated Chu Yuan, but now I'm on the other side. I'm the party being tried?!
”I remember her name so clearly, but I still don't know her. Who believes it?” the Oriental who sat opposite Chu Yuan and looked through the magazine didn't raise his head. He murmured in a low voice. Before I changed it, I didn't think so. Cynicism is the traditional style of the Orient, but now I can hear that there is a little bit of sour in it, but it may also be that I am amorous. After all, the Orient is not It's Chu Yuan. She's more mature and open-minded than Chu Yuan.
Winter small night frowns to remind a way: ”accused lawyer, do you work hard point?”? Your duty is to defend your client. How can you get down to earth? Aren't you afraid he won't pay you? I remember that your pocket money seems to have been almost spent. ”
hearing this, Dongfang quickly closed the magazine, refreshed himself, gave a clear cough and said:” your honor, my client really, really, really doesn't know the female college students who are opposite, this point, a witness can testify, and I ask the witness to appear in court. ”
”The witness goes to court.”
The East made a look at the purple garden, and the purple garden suddenly realized that she was just like two people in the daytime. She was very interested in following three crazy girls, and she stood up and raised her right hand and said solemnly: ”your honor, I am willing to guarantee my personality and conscience, and I will faithfully fulfill the legal obligation of testimony, and guarantee Truthfully and without concealment, I know and I see everything, such as breaking the oath, I am willing to accept the punishment of the law and moral condemnation - when I wait for you at the door, I was invited to the house by those girls, and talked with them for a while, I can be sure that Xiaonan does not know Qiu Mei. ”
”Why?” winter asked
Ziyuan smiled very kindly, but made sister tiger blush and blush. She was embarrassed. ”The reason is that you reminded them early, your honor. Xiaonan's cow dung has already planted your flower in it. No matter how brave they are, they dare not come to pry your corner, don't they?”
Is this a joke? Yes, but not pure tiger sister can't hear the meaning of Ziyuan hiding under the joking, so she didn't emphasize that we are ”pretending to be lovers”, and spreading the relationship between lovers is a part of her work content, because we've made the fake play come true for a long time
to explain with smart people is like a stupid cover up, tiger sister knows very well, defends or denies, rather than pretends to be confused More wisely, Chu Yuan agreed: ”I can also testify that my brother has never been to the right door, and it's impossible to know the right person”
sister tiger took the opportunity to shift the topic, ”plaintiff lawyer, how can you and the defendant's defender also get their identity wrong?”
The answer is very simple -- ”plaintiff lawyer” is the role assigned to her by Dong Xiaoye. In normal times, in this case, she must be coquettish and willful and meddle with me, and cooperate with the game of Dong Xiaoye. But now, she doesn't want to show her childish and naughty side in front of the purple garden. She is deliberately showing her understanding and being kind to me Paste and tolerance.
Simply put, that is to say, if the purple garden is facing me, she will fight against me more than the purple garden.
The stinky girl glanced at the purple garden and said: ”I'm realistic, so people should live realistic, right? Knowing is knowing, not knowing is not knowing, as if like is like, not like is not like, there is, not is not ”
she is not answering winter night, but is telling Ziyuan
the reaction of Ziyuan surprised me and Chu Yuan,” I agree that people should be realistic, there is, not. ” After that, he also smiled at Chu Yuan, which made him a little confused. No matter I or Chu Yuan, they all believed that Ziyuan was coming to find out what happened in the morning, but her current attitude made us completely unable to understand what she was thinking about in her mind, After going back and changing clothes, I went to my house to wait for the purple garden. I didn't ask why. Of course, sister Hu felt the atmosphere was different. She knew that the purple garden was the person of the valley of the moon. Today's Fengchang high-level meeting is about discussing the cooperation with the Valley of the moon. Sister Hu must have thought that the purple garden had come for this reason. She must have thought that the arrival of the purple garden and her goal Yes, I'm embarrassed.This girl's preconceived judgment is that my position is opposite to that of Ziyuan, and there is a smell of burning medicine between them. So she makes a joke. If she wants to relieve the suffocating atmosphere, how can tiger sister know that her feeling of suffocation is not between me and Ziyuan, but between Chuyuan and Ziyuan The sentence is as follows: the defendant, Chu Nan, is not guilty of luring the female college students from the neighbor's home because of insufficient evidence. The death penalty is exempted, and the current crime is hard to escape. He is fined to cook dinner for a week, and executed immediately -- ”