Chapter 192 (1/2)
”Because,” I thought, casually said, ”I don't like girls who drink.”
Xiao Yike's eyes suddenly brightened. ”Uncle, you mean, if I don't drink, you will like me, won't you?”
”Well?” I was stunned, then smiled: ”yes, if you don't drink, I will like you, like you very much, like fate like you.”
”Cut!” Xiao Yike small mouth toot up, ”say so, or take me as a child.”
Seeing Xiao Yike seems to be really lost. I opened another beer and smiled: ”I didn't treat you as a child. Ha ha, you are my sister's friend, that is, my friend. I always treat you as my sister.”
”I don't want to be your sister!” Xiao Yike snatched the beer in my hand. Before I could react, he took a swig, got up and put the pot on the table. He smiled at me badly. Unexpectedly, he sat on my thigh and put his arms around my neck. He whined, ”uncle, I want to be your friend and girlfriend.”
I was shocked by her nonsense and wiped the beer foam off the corner of her mouth with my fingers? Is this a confession? Ha ha, it's really bold. ”
”It's a confession,” Xiao Yike nodded. ”Uncle, I'm serious. I like you very much.”
The goblin deliberately wriggles its delicate but proud curved body, squints its big eyes filled with water, and is very provocative to blow out a fragrance to me. The little mouth with light lip gloss is moist and attractive, and more and more close to me.
”Don't make any noise,” I scratched a little pruritus under her armpit, the goblin curled up and twitched, laughing in a mess. I pretended to be angry and said: ”girls should know their self-respect. They are so close to men without moving. They are easy to suffer losses.”
I feel like I'm really going to become a preaching uncle.
”I don't know what to do! That is to say, if you want to get close to me, I don't want to use the corner of my eye to clip him, hum ~! ” Xiao Yi sighed and said with some emotion: ”uncle, you are too old-fashioned, too hypocritical, too like to pretend to be mature, so you are given to the elder by the fox girl named Mo?”
Archaic? Hypocritical? Mature? I secretly wry smile, isn't the felling that the friend gives a person such? It seems that I am indeed a modest person, and I always feel that I am a bad ruffian who can pretend to be a B.
Can't Murphy really see me like this, so he took me as his father's double? I have a desire to cry. Grass, looking horizontally and vertically, I am a young, beautiful, quasi-24-year-old and pure virgin. I hold back the tears of grievance and laugh and scold the little demon: ”foxy? Stinky girl, girl's family, it's hard to talk. ”
”It's not bad! Although it's the love father complex, she still ”loves” you? ”
”Loving father” is like two steel forks, which first pierce my face and then hurt my heart. That's what it's like. ”She loves you, that's to show that she wants to fight with me. The third party is involved, not to seduce me? It's disgusting to seduce you that she is a fox, a little slut, a lousy girl, and to think of herself as a 17 or 18-year-old girl! ” The goblin's words are vicious, but suddenly he turns his anger into a smile, flattering the big electrified eyes and chuckling at me: ”but I don't have the right to scold her, hee hee, because I'm also a little fox, uncle, I call it taking advantage of the situation. I wanted to give you consideration and care when your love was frustrated, and get your heart at one stroke. I didn't expect you to sit still. Are you Liu Liu Will you give me a favor? ”
I am angry and funny: ”my love frustrated? Who do I love? ”
The goblin didn't seem to lift his ass from my leg, wondering, ”don't you like that swindler named Mo?”
Murphy really lied to me, but I didn't like Xiao Yike's address to her. I couldn't help frowning, and then I said with a smile, ”who says I like her?” Although I did like it before, now I'm no longer confused by feelings. Murphy and I are just friends, because the person I like is fringe.
”You don't like her?” I always think Xiao Yike's puzzled expression is pretended, ”then why are you not happy now?”