Chapter 85 (1/2)
Do you know why no one believes you? Because Laozi's performance is at the level of movie emperor! Fight me? Wait until you grow a beard!
”OK, OK. I touched your ass. can I apologize to you? Or do you touch me, too? ” I turned around and cocked my ass, coaxed my kids and gave up freely, which made my friends' backs much bigger. How broad-minded was my mind? Well, like the sea, Chu Yuan's face is red and his ears are red when he sees my funny appearance, while Xiao Yike's voice is out of laughter, and Dongfang Lian people are shivering with my naked provocation.
Who makes you think I'm ellikitty? I don't need to be authoritative. I'll let you know how powerful I am.
Will I touch a girl's ass in front of fate and her friends? Combined with my usual history of being a human being and Oriental classmates, Chu Yuan will know who she believes at a glance. Moreover, as long as Chu Yuan believes that she is wronging me now, then whether the ”push to” happened on the sofa just now is my initiative or her intention to wrongly frame the plot, she will have a clear idea in her mind.
Dongfang Lian people are smart like ghosts. After a bit of thinking about such a simple thing, they figured it out. They didn't want to stare at me, but they could hold it up and put it down. They shrugged their fragrant shoulders and said with a smile, ”well, it's just a joke to set off the atmosphere. Don't be angry about fate.”
yuan was extremely tolerant of Dongfang Lian people. She gave her a look of resentment, but didn't say anything more.
When Chu Yuan and Xiao Yi could turn around, their wolf claws waved again
Chu Yuan looks at the East pity person doubtfully, ”what's the matter?”
This time, the oriental girl learned to be a good girl. ”Nothing. She stumbled under her feet. Ha ha, ha ha.”
Stinky girl, don't you mean to let me take advantage of it? Elder brother, I'm going out today. I'll change into a salty uncle to show you!
”You're tough enough!”
”Average.” Looking at the proud look of dongfanglian people, I am very satisfied. Since there is no possibility of peaceful coexistence, it depends on who is more insidious.
Although dongfanglian's character is not liked by others, the cooking technique is good. Even though the kitchen materials are poor and limited, the seafood dishes she made are still delicious. Not only seafood, but also two bottles of red wine. Maybe she wants to compete with me. The more I say that children can't drink, the more she agitates Chu Yuan and Xiao Yike.
Xiao Yike was a little wine bug, but he also stressed that he was 19 years old with a pair of big boobs that Chu Yuan and Dongfang pitiful people envied. However, Yuan Yuan hated other people's saying that she was small, so she almost didn't stare at me with her eyes. She never drank alcohol. She had to drink with others. As a result, I had no suspense Defeat the battle.
”Uncle, let me give you a toast”
”uncle?”
Seeing Yuan Yuan and Dongfang Lianren looking at Xiao Yike, they almost slip under the table. Are you drunk before you drink?!
”Ha ha, I'm really joking. Am I that old?”
As I said, I winked at her. Fortunately, the goblin didn't respond slowly. After a little consternation, I said with a smile: ”you are not a few years older than me, but you have to be a child. I think you are more like an uncle than a big brother.”
Yuan Yuan and the East are also relieved when they smell the words. The East shakes the red wine in the cup and laughs scornfully: ”brother Nan, you really look like an uncle, strange uncle.”
I don't know if she's satirizing me for touching her ass just now, but when I saw Xiao Yike's eyes changed, she said to the East with a smile full of ridicule: ”yes, I was teased like you just now and I can forgive. This mature and magnanimous mind is really like an elder.”
Ming Li praises me and satirizes the East. I thought that the East would find trouble first. She didn't want to be a demon, but she was the first to make trouble. Obviously, she was dissatisfied with the East's compassion, and then she purposely tried to hurt me and humiliate me.
The smile of Dongfang Lianren suddenly solidified in his face, ”Oh? Does sister Bobo mean I'm naive? ”