C53 (1/2)

Spirit Guide San Jiangshui 39730K 2022-07-19

I looked at He Feng's pale and swollen face, with a small algae tail hanging from my nostrils. I said with a smile, ”Very beautiful, too beautiful. No one is more beautiful than you!”

”Is that so? Shall we come in and take a picture? ” While He Feng was speaking, her mouth started to drip and she started to feel in her pocket.

I hastily replied, ”Use mine! Use mine!”

”Why is my phone missing?” He Feng was indeed spoiled badly by her two elder brothers. She suddenly shouted with a stern voice, ”Brother, did you secretly take my phone to see it again?”

”They went out. Forget it, use mine. My phone has high pixels! And they even brought beauties. ”

I took out my phone. How could I dare to let He Feng see my appearance? Otherwise, she would discover that she was already dead. Furthermore, she died such an ugly death, the consequences would be unimaginable.

”The front camera of my phone isn't good. We'll use the rear camera to take pictures.” I lifted my cell phone and pointed the rear camera at the two of us. He Feng puffed out her mouth and pressed her two fists to her cheeks, as if she were making a cute gesture.

I pretended to take pictures and immediately put the phone back in my pocket. He Feng hastily said, ”Take a look. Why aren't you looking?”

”Uh, we'll see about it later. There's still plenty of things to do right now.” As I said that, I looked towards the courtyard. The He brothers came out from the kitchen in the courtyard. When they saw He Feng standing beside me, they first stretched out their necks before gently walking outside.

F * ck, a simple and honest farmer, but he's actually so crafty right now. If they leave and He Feng finds out that I'm dead, he'll go crazy. I don't have a single helper, how can I deal with this?

”What else is there to do!?” What are you looking at? ” He Feng also turned around. When she saw the He brothers, she shouted, ”Brother, did you take my phone?”

The two brothers swallowed, not knowing what to do.

I waved at them. ”Come, come! Come here, what are you going to do? ”

The two brothers looked at each other, and He Feng roared, ”Why didn't you listen to the assistant director? What if he's angry and won't pat me? ”

Only then did the two brothers slowly enter the house.

He Feng then asked me, ”Assistant Director, why is there no one at home?”

”Oh, it's been cleaned up by me. It's time to start filming.” I said.

He Feng nodded. ”Then why aren't there any other staff members?”

I hastily went along with her and said, ”They'll be here soon. They're already on their way. Quickly go and lie in the ice coffin!”

He Fengshu would often step outside and say, ”Eh, no one heard anything. Let's wait for them before I go in.” She returned her attention to the table, pointed at the yellow paper and asked, ”Assistant Director, what did you draw just now?”

I didn't know how to reply. He Feng tilted her head and looked at me. ”It looks like a talisman. You even know how to draw talismans. Why are you drawing talismans?”

”Talisman Drawing? What is the Talisman Drawing for? ” I turned to Hercules and tossed him the question.

He Li, however, trembled as he said to He Feng, ”Draw talisman and post it onto you!”

I wanted to send him flying with a kick, how could I just speak the truth?

He Feng pointed at her nose and asked, ”Tape me?”

I rolled my eyes and hastily nodded. ”That's right! I wanted you to act like a sleeping beauty and then there would be a Daoist priest who would think that you were a ghost. Who knew that I would place an amulet on your head?”

He Feng still didn't understand what was going on. She looked at me and said, ”Assistant director, why do I feel like you're talking nonsense? You don't even have a work card. ”

I wiped off the cold sweat on my forehead. ”We've just changed clothes. Let's not talk about this anymore. Let's try to see which angle is the most beautiful to use to place the talisman on your head. Is that alright?”

”Alright.”

I hastily reworked the paper, because apart from having no distractions in my mind, I couldn't cut the drawing. I had to finish it in one go. Furthermore, the talisman paper had to be squared. Every corner had to be neatly cut without the slightest bit of delay. I took another deep breath and slowly exhaled. After eliminating the distracting thoughts in my heart, I held my breath and drew a talisman.

”Come, don't move! I'll stick it up and try its position! ” I told He Feng.

He Feng slightly raised her head and closed her eyes. I quickly picked up a piece of rice from the corner of He Feng's mouth and placed the amulet on his forehead. After releasing his hand, the talisman did not move, and neither did He Feng.

”It stopped just like that?” He Dang asked.