Chapter 323: Hitting it off with the Wives (2/2)
He grasped his chin, thinking.
“If there be one thing that Danna-sama might have done…”
“Maybe he squirted something unseemly onto it?”
“Hell no!”
“Indeed, he may have done something outrageous to it.”
“And not that either!”
“M-Maybe he tried to slip it through his special area or something?”
“Aoba…if your face gets red from something like that, you don’t have to say it.”
“Well if that was the case then I might’ve actually accepted it.”
“You’d ACCEPT that!?”
“Well yeah, it’s fantastic!”
“…I really don’t know what standard you use to deem something as ‘fantastic’.”
“Ahahahaha.”
“Alright then, Danna-sama, take yer pants off. We shall put it around there and then hand it to her, ja.”
“I’m not doing that! And could you please switch topics!”
“But if there were no dirty jokes then this world wouldn’t be fun, ja.”
“No choice but to put the pants over the head, I suppose?”
“Like I said, could you have a bit more self-respect…?”
Despite making so many objections, Taiyou wasn’t getting tired.
Actually, this was getting really fun.
Right now, everyone was gathered here. All the members of the Natsuno household. It began like some sort of student meeting after school, except everyone had eased into a chit-chatty mood. Not a single person was being unsociable, and that made him really happy. Even if not a single problem had been resolved.
“Let us organize this a bit more clearly. What about that did ye not think was fantastic, ja?”
“Hmm, okay. I think it’s because I didn’t feel like it was coming from the heart.”
“Yer contradicting yerself.”
“…Oh wait, is it what I think it is?”
Youran understood the most out of anyone what Akiha had said.
“What do ye mean?”
“Can I say it? Master.”
Youran said as she looked at Taiyou.
“Ooo, what’s that? Master? Who came up with such a fantastic nickname?”
“Pry into that some other time.”
Taiyou grimaced, looking back at Youran.
“What do you mean by asking that?”
“It’s regarding where it originated from.”
“…Oh.”
Taiyou clapped his hands together.
“I think that’s probably it. That’s probably what made it feel non-fantastic and mechanical to Akiha, don’tcha think?”
“I get it. Yeah. I can see that.”
“Right?”
“How about ye youngsters actually explain to those of us who don’t understand?”
“Okay. As I’ve been saying to everyone, these are essentially engagement rings and everyone will eventually get actual wedding rings that I buy.”
“””Yes, you did say that.”””
“And as to why I said it in that way…It’s because these aren’t things that I myself got. Sakura did.”
When Taiyou said that, everyone other than Youran and Akiha made surprised expressions.