Chapter 189 Sunlight Nachtmusik / Pervert Palace (2/2)
Taiyou watched them until they disappeared back into the building, and now turned to face Leticia.
He could see her beautiful, long blond hair even in the dark, was she returning from some party? Her princess dress certainly indicated so.
She looked like something in a painting, the princess from a proper kingdom.
(Well…I guess a normal princess, then.)
She was the third empress of Phili Kingdom, the closest kingdom to Japan and one that used Japanese as its official language. Even if one were to think of her monarchical powers, she was still just a beautiful princess.
When looking at that princess one’s focus directs itself to one point.
Those soft and cool lips.
(And I kissed them…)
Taiyou remembered his kiss with her.
He remembered the thing occurring, and the sensations afterwards.
As he looked at her, she noticed him and walked towards him.
「What, ya thinkin’ about perverted things with me now?」
「No, no, I mean, I don’t do perverted things!」
「Whatever. My dad was pretty much a perv, so I’m used to it.」
「Well, you were saying you were going to call the SWAT team on me.」
「I thought maybe ya had devolved so far that I had to call humans in to help.」
「What has happened to Phili Kingdom anyway?」
Taiyou was lost for words…but.
「Ya pervert.」
「No, I’m not…even if someone calls me it to my face.」
But Taiyou was a bit lost by how straight she had put it.
「Yeah, well, ya were gettin’ really frisky there.」
「Hm?」
He was surprised by the comment, and remembered what he did with both Aoba and Kohaku slowly.
「No way…you saw that?」
「Just a little.」
「Just a little?!」
「Yeah, yer kissing scene, I only saw that.」
「Only that?」
「This mansion has a surveillance system, so when someone kisses in the mansion, the computer analyzes it and automatically sends the info to me.」
「What a useless system!」
「It’s the latest face-recognition usin’ system, totally new AI development.」
「What a waste of technology!」
「Yeah, but just relax…I didn’t see anythin’ after that.」
「That would be really embarrassing.」
But he wasn’t secure in believing that she had only seen the kissing scenes.
The reason why is that the kisses themselves were pretty spectacular.
For some reason, tonight’s actions were so crazy, that if you calmly thought about what happened, you might say 「Why the hell did I DO all that？」
It was the same now, and hearing that she only saw the kisses was still too much for him.
「Hey, I toldya don’t worry about it. Just kisses, that’s all.」
「Well, if you say so.」
「And ya goin’ after those blindfolded girls by force.」
「Ah!」
「And the way ya pulled that girls ponytail by force.」
「Wha?!」
「And they way ya yanked up that handcuffed loli-GILF’s nostrils, BY FORCE.」
「Whoaaaaa! Not that much!」
He shouted, and stopped the embarrassing wordplay with Leticia. All the things he actually did having been read back to him made him so embarrassed that death would be a relief.
He wished there was a gravestone nearby he could crawl under.
「I’m begging you, please stop!」
He had fallen to his knees, as he earnestly begged the princess.
「Who cares? Everyone’s doin’ that crap in this pervert palace.」
「What the hell is a pervert palace?」
「Just my way of expressin’ myself, hey, ya wanna see the videos?」
「Not necessary.」
Taiyou seriously refused her at once.
He replied to her reflexively, as he realized that several things he had done were simply additions to this 「pervert palace」.
「But…yeah.」
「What’s with that face of yers?」
Leticia glared at him and his slightly void expression.
「No, I was just thinking…」
Then Taiyou smirked at her.
「Pervert palace…is kind of a nice expression.」
Today, Taiyou really was kind of a weirdo.