Chapter 167: Intermission / Rom-Com is Short for sRomance Comes” (1/2)

Chapter 166: Intermission / The Girl's Fight - Phili Edition I Became a Living Cheat Chapter 168 - Intermission / Aoba

Translator: Reflet

Taiyou was baffled inside of the room.

He looked in turn at the two who were enticing him.

Leticia and Aoba. Two people who were completely different despite seeming to resemble each other.

Leticia was a blonde, long-haired, blue-eyed foreign princess. A touch of elegance was overflowing from her entire body. This was a girl who had naturally succumbed to the desire to serve him.

Due to her having Western blood flowing in her, Taiyou felt a fresh glamor that he had never felt before from her long, slender limbs.

Aoba was a lighthearted girl with a trademark straight ponytail with a hair clip she had attached her name to, vitality pouring out from her orderly set of facial features. A childhood friend from his neighborhood, she ranked about fourth place at school out of the attractive girls, and to Taiyou, she was a close, down-to-earth, beautiful girl.

Both of those two were coming to seduce Taiyou at the same time as if competing.

Taiyou was befuddled at the sudden turn of events.

「Awawawawah, we had better quickly lay out a futon for this」

「Why are you laying out a futon！」

Hera unnaturally panicked, and Taiyou quipped in response to that.

「Because because a futon, it is necessary」

「You’re derailed the conversation too much! Something like that isn’t necessary right now！」

「After that we will need a vase and a camellia, since beauty of form is important」

「We don’t need that either！」

Taiyou flat-topped Hera. With a thrusting strike, Hera floated back up before being struck into the ground.

「That is no good, Taiyou-chan, they say ‘tis good to have a shelter against every storm. It will be too late once it gets to that point」

「And I’ll do my best to ensure it doesn’t get to that point！」

「Umm……Natsuno-kun」

「Are we……not good enough？」

Hearing Aoba and Leticia’s voices, he turned back.

Taiyou caught his breath with an “ulp”.

Because they were looking up at him, not to mention with slightly teary-eyes.

Taiyou regretted leaving the girls be. Him and Hera had become a two-person comedy act.

「A futon or a camellia or anything’s fine, just get things ready please」

「Hmm, I shall indeed do it later」

「Just hurry up and do it！」

He grabbed Hera and threw her with all his strength at the door.

「Ahhhhh I am indeed passing the barrier of the speed of soundーーーー」

Hera clamored.

He wasn’t sure about the barrier of the speed of sound, but she had slipped through an actual wall and was thrown outside of the room.

Once the hindrance had gone, Taiyou once again faced the two of them.

The two were still a bit teary-faced.

Taiyou softly wiped their eyelids with the ball of his finger.

Aoba smiled broadly, and Leticia’s cheeks flushed.

Even their reactions were contrasting. That connected to the difference between the way they began moving.

Aoba moved first. Indifferent to Leticia letting out a cry of “Ah-”, she leaped into Taiyou’s arms.

「So, Natsuno-kun」

She whispered to him in a gentle tone, with the voice of when a man and a woman are close together.

「Could you……kiss me？」

Her eyes moist, a bit moved to tears, Aoba appealed to him.

「……」

Taiyou was startled.

One of the prominent attractive girls at the school, as well as the girl whom he thought of as his “bride”.

Pestered by said girl, Taiyou wasn’t so withered or perceptive that his heart couldn’t move.

He silently gripped Aoba’s shoulders, bringing their faces closer.

Aoba closed her eyes, waiting for it.

But as if saying she would not allow it, Leticia got in the way.

「Kyaa！」

Aoba’s neck had bent backwards with strength fierce enough to where it seemed as if one could hear the sound of her falling back.

Leticia had grabbed hold of her ponytail and pulled it tight.

「Hey, what are you doing！」

「Sorry, guess ma hands slipped」

「What kind of way of slipping is that!……Uuu、and I didn’t even get to have mine pulled by Natsuno-kun even once」

「Don’t say that as if you were never hit by your dad……」

Taiyou gave a wry smile.

During that time, Leticia came in smoothly between Taiyou and Aoba.

She did come in between them, but said nothing.

Taiyou was puzzled, anticipating she would say something.

「Leticia？」

「……」

Wondering what might be up, he peered closer. There he saw her vacant face with unfocused eyes.