Chapter 22: Harem Wild Goose Chase (1/2)

Chapter 22:Harem Wild Goose Chase

Chapter 21: What are the triplets trying to tell me?! Chapter 23: Tadah!

Taiyou was alone in the rooftop, and he was trying to gather experience.

He was holding the jacket that Hera specifically told him to bring before he left the house.

He wore the jacket, took it off, dropped it on the floor and picked it up.

Additionally he put it on, took it off again, subsequently drops it and as expected he picks it up again.

To a person whom didn’t really know what the heck was going on, if they saw his actions, they would clearly think he went nuts, he repeated such a tedious action innocently and continuously.

「Taiyou-chan, Taiyou-chan, it’s about to be noon desuyo〜」

「Ahh, I know」

Pasa, Syuru, Pasa. (Sound of clothes rustling)

「Taiyou-chan, Taiyou-chan, your experience points have exceeded 10% desuyo〜」

「Ahh, I know」

Pasa, Syuru, Pasa. (Sound of him taking off clothes etc.)

「Taiyou-chan, Taiyou-chan The truth is I am a virgin desuyo〜」

「Ahh, I know」

Pasa, Syuru, Pasa.

「This is a serious issue desu……What should I do so he stops ignoring me desu? 」

Hera seems to be rambling on about something in the background, however none of the contents/specifics of what she said actually got into Taiyou’s head.

This is because, his head was currently filled with the conversation he just had with the three sisters.

—-It was part of their childhood dreams, to create a harem.

It was a sentence which truly blew his mind away.

The girls didn’t speak as if they were forced to say such things, more like it was as if they were honestly enjoying the conversation and speaking in high spirits. Although many would say that women have a naturally talent in acting since they were born, the three sisters were by no means performing an act, they were passionately discussing how they could achieve their dreams.

They seriously wanted to create a harem, moreover it was not a reverse harem, it was the kind of harem that was made up of only one man.

If the person saying such things were a guy, that would be fine. Or even if the person that was saying it was an ero elder-sister type character with an eye patch, he could understand it.(Note: I think it’s referring to this eye patch onee-san)

However, because it was the three sisters who said it, it exceeded the boundaries of his comprehension.

In other words, right now Taiyou was baffled.

「Uwaa, Taiyou-chan, Taiyou-chan, it would seem that there is someone aiming at you with a sniper from a long distance desuyo〜!」

He was able to understand a little of last night’s events.

They were identical triples. They are people whom share the same genes, another way to put it is they are like SF clones. (Note: SF = science fiction)

Therefore, if they liked the same person………There would be no other choice but to go out with that person at the same time.

He could understand their logic up to this far.

「You are being shot at! Taiyou-chan someone is shooting you desuyo! They are firing at your head in rapid succession desuyo! Eh, why are you still keeping your cool!?」

But, this was at best the most he could deduce from listening to the three sisters talk.

In Taiyou’s heart, he could not understand the reasoning behind the girls wanting to create a harem for him. When he asked them, for an explanation, all the girls did was smile at him without saying anything as they returned to the school building.

And Taiyou whom was left behind to ponder, worried endlessly whilst repeating his tedious work.

「Oh that must be it! Taiyou-chan has the long range immunity skill desu! Even if a nuclear missile was launched at him or even if an Ebola virus was thrown at him, he wouldn’t even falter, he has the ultimate skill desu〜. It can’t be helped, then I shall do this desu〜! 」

「Haa, truthfully this is what he deserves for ignoring me!」

Suddenly, the lower half of his body……specifically, intense pain ran though his crotch area.

Pain so intense it felt like his internal organs were being hit directly. Taiyou suppresses his hands between his groins and crouched to the ground.

With cold sweat dripping down his face and his eyes tearing up slightly he looked up towards Hera. There, he saw Hera’s face which was elated/proud.

「Y, you………Wha……」

「Finally you noticed me desu〜, Mouu, you can’t drift off into space whilst I am talking with you desuyo〜」

「Still…….What are you…….」?

「Taiyou-chan has long range immunity that’s why, There was no other choice but to kick you desuyo〜. Also, you aren’t allowed to do that, ignoring people whom has been talking with you for a long time〜」

「In order for me to notice………You, couldn’t you have just slapped me in the cheeks…..?」

He held his groins, whilst fighting against the intense/acute pain to make a complaint to Hera.

「Next time I shall do that then desu〜」

Hera says this without being shy.

「Please…….Don’t forget」

Suddenly, Taiyou notices something rolling in front of his eyes. To him it looked like a pile of crushed metal, Taiyou had never seen such a thing before.

Moreover when he reached out to get it…

「That’s a rifle sniper bullet desu, Taiyou-chan was being sniped desuyo〜」

「…….Ha? 」

「Like-I-Said-, you were being sniped desu. Looking at the direction it’s coming from, I think it’s probably from that building over there? 」