Chapter 409： Return to old age (1/2)
He was dead when I was young. I haven't even seen him before. My elder brother was still small at the time. I don't think he can remember his appearance now. ”Qing Huizi whispered softly.
”What about the cause of death?” Grandmother sighed in her heart. Although she was very disgusted with the evil species of the Qing dynasty, it seems that the descendants of the Li family have been short-lived in recent generations.
When Li Wuxiang died, he was 26 years old and died young. The Qing dynasty sent this, and according to the age of Dan Yunzi's siblings, he died before reaching 30 years old.
Not to mention Li Xianyu, Nian Fang 20 is the best flowering season in a person's life. He can't die early with Ying Nian. He died in death.
She hugged her knees, her beautifully curved jaw rested on her knees, her eyes widened, her eyes vacant, and her pupils reflected the rolling hills. ”My dad left the Shangqing school and is said to be doing something big. Tell my mom before leaving You can come back in two years and five years. If you can't, don't wait for him. ”
”As a result, it was twenty years after he left. Everyone felt that he was dead. Otherwise, why would he not come back.”
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Grandma frowned, and said in her heart that a small sinner could do a lot of things. Those who can do great things are my great-grandson.
”What about your mother?”
”My mother later broke down in practice and went into the devil, hurting her source, her body was getting weaker, and she died within a few years. That year I was just thirteen years old. She taught the real person that she was anxious to achieve success and practiced forbidden surgery. Actually, I know she wants to go to my dad. ”
The brothers and sisters also asked the poor ..... Grandma asked: ”What's the big deal?”
Qing Huizi shook her head: ”I don't know. I was just born at that time. When I grew up, I asked my mother. When my mother mentioned him, she wept. Gradually, my brother and I didn't dare to ask. Later, when my mother died, He taught a real person to disclose a message to us. He said that my father was in a hurry and his mother would not let him go. The two had a big fight and even had a fight. ”
”Oh.”
Grandma didn't ask much, she was just curious about the cause of death of that evil species, and asked casually, without intending to understand it deeply.
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”Are you almost done? If you are done, come back with me, maybe you can eat snake meat.”
Li Xianyu was sitting on a tree branch, his cigarette tipped between his fingers, and a full moon hanging above his head. On the night of mid-November, just a few days after Li Dong, the mountain breeze was already cold on the body.
In the grass under the tree, the monkey guardian panted: ”The emperor is too eccentric. I haven't read the book. I know that the prince violated the law and the people sinned. Why only punish the snake guardian because you are her son.”
Li Xianyu is the emperor's son. This matter is basically hammered. He admitted it himself.
”Thank you all for helping my mother, and we will be our own in the future.”
Above, Li Xianyu said so in front of the protectors. The Emperor did not deny it.
Li Xianyu's status was suddenly different. The emperor rescued him. If he only looked at the origin of the flesh of evolution, then Li Xianyu was at best an ally.
This and the emperor's own son are completely two concepts. He will become the prince of Wanxiu League and the sole heir of Wanxiu League. They are all under the care of Li Xianyu.
For this reason, just now, Long Hufa twisted the water snake waist and secretly climbed onto Li Xianyu's bed.
Li Xianyu was bad, knowing that the ice scum was next door, and said deliberately: do my whip, and move by yourself.
As soon as Long Hufa climbed up to his waist and had no time to sit down, he took out the raging ice dregs and ordered his men to burn the fire and set the pot, and to eat snake chanterelle tonight.
The cave is the base camp of Wanxiu League, a high-level living area, and Huang Mingwen stipulates that in the cave, no mating, no mating, no mating ...
If in normal times, the Dragon Guardian would definitely not dare, but the mating object is Li Xianyu, a grand ”prince” who wants to come and open his eyes and close his eyes.
Is the emphasis on mating? Obviously not.
”The point is that she wants to sleep with me.” Li Xianyu said.
Li Xianyu slipped out of the ice-killer's murderous eyes, intending to relax in the mountains, and met the monkey guardian.
”I'm innocent. It's Long Hufa who took the initiative to hook me up. She also said that the smell on my body made her want to give up and was willing to give me a nest of eggs.” Li Xianyu spit out green smoke: ”Maybe in my mother's eyes, she It's those dazzling products that seduce her son to do bad things, and don't eat who she eats. ”
”By the way, can you change your posture? You don't feel tired after playing for half an hour with one posture?” He said.
Holding the red monkey's crazy output of the monkey guard method, the crisp crackling stopped. He turned his head and looked blankly, ”What posture can I change?”
Li Xianyu encountered Monkey Guard in the forest and mated with a female monkey. She was not afraid of being disturbed, and continued to go crazy.
Normally, animal mating never takes care of the human beings around. Even if a kind of spiritual intelligence is opened, IQ is improved, but the four words of courtesy, justice and shame have never been related to IQ. This is the three perspectives of human beings. It is difficult to accept the strangeness without accepting nine-year compulsory education.
So nonsense for the awakened aliens requires that each demon must be educated for three months, and then there are three iron laws for aliens who perform tasks outside:
Do not arbitrarily mate.
No forced mating.
No mating is allowed under the audience of the court.
”You can let her lie down and you lie on your back. Among us humans, this position is the easiest for the two sides to blend physically and mentally. It is called traditional posture.” Li Xianyu said.
”I know this, we monkeys often use this posture.”
”Oh, then change it, you lie down and let her go up. This position is called Guanyin sitting ... and if you let her turn around you, it is Zhang Guolao riding a donkey.”
”Just turn around, two names?”
”Yes, so you should read more. The Chinese language is vast and profound.”
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”This is called Old Tree Packing.”
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”This is called Houyi Shooting Sun.”
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”This is a golden boy holding a bottle.”