Chapter 314： Ask for help (2/2)
”I have a way!” Said a well-dressed male alien. ”Hu Hufa said that the aliens in the world are a family, and the aliens in the blood community can help each other. We can ask for help online and ask nearby aliens for help.”
”Online help? We can't go online. Mobile phones and computers are contraband.” The blood of the **** people around them became dim.
A well-dressed male with a mysterious smile smiled and drew a cell phone out of his pocket: ”I have it!”
The bloodlines widened their eyes in surprise:
”Boar, why do you have a cell phone?”
”This is a contraband. The guards found that you would be bacon in the sun.”
The boar laughed, ”He stole from a passerby when he and the captain went to the county to purchase last month .... Okay, I admit it is robbing, it's the same anyway. I also bought a mobile phone card without an ID card. Do you know what a mobile phone card is, that is, it is ... it is very important anyway, the captain said that a mobile phone without a card has no soul. ”
Wild boars seem to be more knowledgeable than other bloodlines: ”I have been secretly hiding my mobile phone, and I dare to play three or more nights a day. For this reason, I deliberately gave the mating object to a white-skinned pig.”
Which one do you choose, a woman and a cell phone?
Of course it's a mobile phone!
This is a very wild boar.
The boar is holding his beloved mobile phone and turning it on. Fortunately, the mobile phone still has electricity. Here he has to sneak a charge, and every time he recharges, he seems to have gone through a life and death test.
In Wanxiu League, possession of a mobile phone is like hiding poison, and charging it once is more careful than transporting poison.
However, at present, Wanxiu League is attacked by powerful enemies, and its brothers and sisters are killed and wounded. Even the protectors have fallen into hard battles. It does not need to worry about so much.
”How to ask for help?”
”I remember Hu Hufa saying that if human beings have difficulty, they will fight 110. If they are different, what will they do?”
A group of nonsense talk about the Internet and mobile phones.
The wild boar thought about it and analyzed it: ”With my many years of experience playing mobile phones, ... we usually do n’t stay close to words when we post information online, or we will be rejected or even mocked. They will say, No picture, you say a chicken bully! ”
The crowd nodded, indicating that they had learned.
The wild boar said, ”But sometimes, only pictures are not enough. I secretly mixed up with human forums and communication groups. Human males seem to be very interested in mating pictures, even eager, as if it is very difficult to mate them. Easy, difficult. ”
”Why is mating difficult?”
”Mating is simple. I mate with the opposite **** every day.”
”Humans are strange.”
Everyone expressed their confusion, spontaneously emerging as a strange sense of superiority.
The wild boar continued: ”Because of this desire, when they see only pictures, they will express anger, and often say a word: leave pictures but don't leave seeds, and chrysanthemums are full of people.”
”Therefore, if we want to ask for help sincerely, and let our fellow aliens help us, we have to make a video.” The wild boar concluded.
The heterogeneous applauded and applauded this knowledgeable fellow.
As a result, the wild boar began to shoot the battle on the mountainside. He had enough knowledge of the mobile phone, adjusted the focus, zoomed in, and the picture suddenly became clear.
He also deliberately pretended to pose in various video-shooting poses, showing his competencies to similar people around him.
The biggest advantage of aliens: big heart!
The home has been copied, and their mentality is still as old as a dog. They are replaced by humans. Wow, they copied their weapons and tried desperately.
After filming the video, he transmitted a full five-minute long video to a human communication group that often visited. Fortunately, although the signal was not full, it was there after all. Maybe it was the reason for being on the mountain at this time. He usually hides in his house and plays with his mobile phone, and the signal is intermittent.
”Are there strange brothers in the group? A group of guys from unknown sources attacked us. We don't know if we can dial 110 like humans.”
It was close to midnight, and the night owl was asleep, and no one ignored him.
After a while, the boar found that the video he uploaded was deleted.
After changing several groups, even forums, the video will be deleted within ten seconds.
After thinking for a moment, he got the idea and transmitted the video to a well-known website. However, the result was the same, and the video was quickly deleted.
”Are there strange brothers responding?”
”Are you willing to come and help us?”
The companions around me saw wild boar scratching their heads ~ ~ questioning.
”I, I don't know what happened. The video was deleted when it was sent, and no one mocked me. Shouldn't it be very popular to post a video?” The wild pig was anxious.
At this time, the phone clanged and a text message came in: ”Hello, I'm the editor of Blood Daily, did you post the video on XX network just now?”
The wild boar was overjoyed, lamely input Chinese characters, he didn't know much about literacy, after all, he had only studied for half a year, and typing was very slow: ”Defend me, why is it on my mind.”
The other party responded: ”Videos of the **** world can only be published on **** related websites. If you post this information on ordinary people's websites, it will of course be deleted and will be blocked.”
Boar: ”???”
other side:”???”
Under what circumstances does this little common sense not know?
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