Chapter 58: Phobia of women and solutions (1/2)
King Kong and Li Bai had a good relationship, and stayed with him to relieve their boredom. Thunder Fighter still has something to do, telling Li Xianyu and Li Bai to take a good rest, then leave. The three men had a chat in the ward.
羡 Li Xianyu quickly integrated into them. In fact, regardless of Li Bai or King Kong, although there is a quirk of poems and a horror of women, but his personality is good, it is not difficult to deal with.
”Your kid will be a full-time nurse of our company,” Li Bai said with emotion. ”If you appear early, we don't have to die so many brothers before.”
King Kong said: ”I don't know if your blood has the function of regenerating the limb. If you can, then I have a few bold ideas.”
Li Bai and Li Xianyu: ”What an idea.”
King Kong reluctantly said, ”I can't make contact with a woman. Any contact on the body won't work. Once it happens, I will want to cut the contact part. But, as a man, I still want to be with a woman ... ”
Li Bai didn't understand: ”Then?”
羡 Li Xianyu patted his head: ”So you want to cut Ding Ding after you're done? I'm going, how did you come here, big brother, you are really talented.”
Li Bai: ”!!!”
King Kong sighed: ”You are also a talent, no wonder the girl killer and Kato Eagle appreciate you so much.”
Li Xianyu said, ”You mental illness is very strange. Isn't phobia appear in otaku and old men? The former lacks experience in dealing with women, so when you see women, you will be shy and want to escape. The latter everyone All understand that there is no gold in the storeroom. ”
”But you, this is not the two, what is the reason for your fear of women?”
King Kong's eyes showed the color of fear, as if thinking of something terrible, a block size of one meter and nine meters, actually took a hard nap.
羡 Li Xianyu said helplessly: ”I really don't have to be so afraid. You may be missing for the first time. When I opened the room with my elder sister for the first time, I was too excited. My legs were snoring. Later ...
King Kong asked, ”How about.”
羡 Li Xianyu: ”It turned out to be pretty cool.”
Xi Jingang looked envious: ”Describe it.”
羡 Li Xianyu scratched his head: ”This is hard to describe, otherwise you should practice yoga.”
Li Bai: ”???”
Why can't I keep up with the pace of their talking? Is I older?
After chatting for a long time, Li Xianyu found out that King Kong was in fact eager for men and women, but he could not accept physical contact with women, but he was not interested in churning.
羡 Li Xianyu is an old driver, and he patiently told him his experience, hoping to evoke his male instinct, and then picked him up to go to the big sword to see if he could overcome the phobia.
”Most young people don't understand the bliss, they just know that 鸷 kun Kun.” Li Xianyu said bluntly: ”The normal steps should be:
Twenty-one: Tumbling.
Twenty-two: Preach and practice.
Thirty-three: wear bowel over belly.
The third one is more flavorful. In fact, if you can do the third step, you don't have to overcome phobia. ”
Li Bai: ”?????”
King Kong's face was unclear.
Li Xianyu finished speaking, expecting: ”After listening for a long time, you should have that impulse now.”
King Kong nodded strongly.
羡 Li Xianyu followed the good temptation: ”Boldly tell me what you desire now.”
Kim Kong Shen Shen said: ”I long for a new fan.”
Li Xianyu: ”.....”