Chapter 2： Ancient demon (1/2)
My name is Li Xianyu. In this age of crossing and rebirth has become a commonplace ... I inherited my father's legacy: a grandma! !!
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The warm sunshine of Chunchun sun slanted into the living room, on the spacious sofa, Tianluo ... oh no, grandma was wearing a white shirt and sitting on the sofa duck. Opposite her, Li Xianyu, who could not wait to bury her face between her grandmother's legs, tried hard to force it.
First of all, Grandma is not a normal person. What kind of model does she exist in?
Anyway, anti-science is all it takes.
Li Xianyu, who grew up eating the preservatives while sucking the haze, once dreamed that he would lick his head in the corner of the bed and find a system or something.
But when he saw with his own eyes a grandma and grandfather's will, and his father's will, it was difficult to accept.
呢 What about my three views?
呢 What are the three views of my nine-year compulsory education?
It's a dog!
I used to know that fairy tales were deceiving, but now I know that special textbooks are deceiving.
”You are the descendant of the Li family, I am your ancestor, so by age, I am your grandma, no problem. That's how your father called me.” Grandma held her **** up and cheered.
My dad's grandma, that's not my grandma.
I want to call your grandma, am I not my dad's brother?
”But you look younger than me, I don't have watts in my head.” Li Xianyu took a tea cup and sipped, holding it up.
”Well,” Grandma nodded. ”I died when I was eighteen.”
”噗 .....” Li Xianyu tea was sprayed on grandma's chest.
Grandmother Yun grandmother frowned, wiped the water stains on her chest, flesh under her shirt, and there was a vacuum inside her. It was impossible for Li Xianyu, a big man, to pull out a bra from the closet for her to wear.
Li Xianyu took a deep breath and opened the second letter of his father: ”When you open the second letter, it means that your grandmother has refreshed your worldview. Haha, do n’t get excited, do n’t refresh your worldview, how can you grow up . ”
”The world you see is just the tip of the iceberg. All dads in the world should personally open the door to a new world for their sons. Ordinary dads can only teach their sons how to reproduce offspring, and me, how to see this real world. You are not an ordinary person, but an ancient demon blood ancestor who inherits excellent bloodlines. When you and your grandma and grandma are able to blend spiritually and physically, you will awaken the power of the blood. Before you awaken the blood, do n’t touch the real The world. In addition, Grandma is a very powerful fighting spirit and a grinning little fairy. You have to develop her well. ”The testament ends here.
怎么 How do I develop grandma and grandma, feed it, make it clear.
What kind of ghost is the ancient demon blood.
Li Xianyu looked in the clouds and fog, the dead ghost father said half of it, without explaining it at all.
”Zu ... Grandma, what does the will mean?” Li Xianyu passed Lao Tzu's will, and only hoped that his grandmother could explain it to him. Without Lao Tzu's will, he would not be calm. Sitting here and talking to the pretty girl who claims to be grandma.
Grandma Yun took it, glanced, and said, ”Literally.”
”Unsure, can grandma and grandma dispel doubts for their great grandson?”
Grandma Yun grandmother crooked her head and said seriously: ”Of course it's okay. First come the bottle of ugly baby.”
”Ha?” Li Xianyu froze.
What an ugly doll is a ghost.
”Is there any gold coin chocolate?”
”.......”
”It's always there.”
”.....”
”What about watermelon bubble gum?”
”...”
Grandma Grandma bulged her cheeks, raised her eyebrows, and looked sullen, and rummaged, ”What, aren't these delicious snacks?”
羡 Li Xianyu responded: ”Snacks twenty years ago ..... many have not been sold.”
Grandma seems to have suffered a huge blow, covering her chest, and heartache is difficult to breathe: ”Li Wuxiang, you are a bastard, throw a Gaizi, a short-lived ghost, which has caused me to sleep for 20 years. The world after 20 years is really It's boring, it won't work. ”
He said, the woman lay on the sofa and rolled and looked very anxious and angry.
Grandma Grandma's compulsion is gone.
Li Xianyu choked for a long time, ”Well, there are still snacks, I'll buy them for you?”
There is a convenience store downstairs. Li Xianyu took the elevator downstairs, strolled around the convenience store, and bought a three-dollar pack of spicy bars and six-dollar potato chips.
I returned home, grandma and grandmother stood by the window and looked at the city. Li Xianyu walked into the living room and heard her faint voice: ”It has changed so much. There was no such high house before.”