Chapter 47 (1/2)

Strange Life of a Cat N/A 51160K 2022-07-20

”Eh, have you heard, that guy from the old alley was screwed over!”

”I heard that he was messed up pretty badly, when they found him he was already crazy”

”Wasn't it said that he asted when he got pranked? Probably hasn't recovered from that yet!”

”I even heard that when his friends asked hi ”cat” and ”monster” and some other stuff He was most likely scared to death”

”Didn’t he kill kittens recently? I said a feords on that matter and he even kicked me, it still hurts If you asked me, I'd say that this is karma… Hey boss, another Chinese donut over here!”

Early in thearea that sold breakfast, people ate their breakfast while gossiping about the incident with the tattooed ht around eleven or twelve o'clock Hisat the club saw that he wasn't there, so they had two people that didn't have much work at hand to find him It turned out that there was no one in his house, and they only found him in a dead-end alleyway

When they found hile posture: rolled up on the floor, his entire body tre that nobody could understand clearly The tattooedsplinters on his body and clothing His face, hands, and the exposed part of his calf had cuts all over the odor of urine

Soht passed by at the tiht and took a lookAfterward, ruan to spread

No one reported it to the police, and even if they had called the police, the police wouldn’t have wanted to have a hand in it All of these people had criminal records so the police couldn't be bothered to pay any heed to their personal affairs Besides, that an, there was no need to waste tiate his case

Despite the tattooed man's condition, and the discussions of the residents around the old building's area alley, over at the eastern courtyard, Zheng Tan got out of bed relaxed and at ease He squatted on the chair that was exclusively for him and ate breakfast

When he returned last ti been in the wind, the sht by Papa Jiao as soon as he went ho Tan had went to that restaurant to sneakily eat or drink alcohol, but he saw that Zheng Tan was quite sober, his pace was steady, he was in good spirits, and his fur was clean, so he didn’t delve any further However, he still instructed Zheng Tan not to go near places like restaurants or diners, to be careful not to end up as a stewed dish

Zheng Tan scratched his ears The matter was taken care of so there won't any need for hi lifted the weight off his ht He ate a large bowl of three delicacy rice vermicelli made by Mama Jiao, then went out with the four members of the Jiao family

When they went downstairs, Papa Jiao rode to the biology building on his little electricbasket and walked the two kids to school with Zheng Tan Afterwards, Zheng Tan went for his stroll and Maan to warm up, and the sun now felt coan to cla before ”Road of shi+tlestrial Beings” began to rain bird poop again Anyhow, Zheng Tan stopped walking on those roads now The environ, but withTan could sh the green belts of the carass, but obviously that was targeted at hu Tan often tra flowers over there Zheng Tan had seen the, but he hadn't taken a closer look He approached and took a glance The leaves looked like Camille's that Lan talked about, but he didn’t knohat specific specie it was, though it was quite pretty

Zheng Tan inched in and sniffed—they didn't haveTan heard a girl's voice not too far away, probably talking to her boyfriend on the phone

”You've been on the Mingzhu city assistant program for over three months You said that you'll be back in three et to see you next month By the hat do you think about the specih heel on her foot kicked a little pebble on the road

”Excuse irl's voice suddenly elevated in volume ”That was the specimen I made myself from the leaves of the japanese maple in front of the dorm! How could it be a rip off sold on the streets… Of course you can't differentiate! Do you know the difference between oriental poppies and opium poppies? Do you know the difference between cherry blossoms and peach blossoms? You don’t know, you can't even see the difference between a Siberian Husky and an AlaskanTan listened in by the side ”…” 'The pal at Mingzhu city, thank you for all the trouble you've taken!'

Soon, the girl hung up, sta Tan recalled again the tiirls, resorting to everything during that time to please those ice beauties and cold belles He looked down and stared at his furry paws, then threw back his head and exclai Tan made a face of contemplation at the sky when a voice suddenly drifted over fro Tan wiggled his ears upon the sound, then turned and looked over The nextrained down fro Tan's ear

”…”

'Fck, that's why I said I hate this bunch of birds that sht everywhere! They have no sense of sha before flying off to declare it's presence

There were some temperature to the poo when it landed on the ear, but it quickly becarab that btch of a bird and cut it to pieces!

”Don't shake your ears, it will fall on your body,” Zhuo said, her words carrying a trace of a s Tan iidly stood there

Zhuo took a pack of tissues fro Tan's heart stopped a beat when he saw her actions Was it okay to squat with that big of a tu Tan's ear, then gently poked his head before slowly rising up again ”This luck of yours!”

Zheng Tan tugged at his ear 'This luck sucks!'

Zhuo walked over to the trash bin and threay the tissue, then said to Zheng Tan, ”Co Tan kept feeling like there was so with that ear He still had a subconscious feeling that there was a pile of bird poo in his ear; he could s his ear clean, otherwise he'll continue feeling repulsed by it

As they headed for the western yard, the s Tan, ” I heard that most bird species don't have a bladder Their rectums are extremely short, so they relieve their bladder and bowels at the same time Humans and felines can hold it in when they want to do that, excreting when they get to the bathroom Birds can't, they excrete wherever and whenever they want, even during flight ”

So this bunch of bladder-less birds were the real sha Tan silently cursed those despicable birds in his heart as he walked, ”General”, who hadn't appeared for a while, was not spared in his scolding

Arriving for the second ti Tan saw cats walking about, and some that sunbathed on their balconies as they swayed their tail

The nuradually increased Zheng Tan had visited this courtyard when he first came to this time period, and there were not many cats back then while some were just kittens that still had their fetal hair In the blink of an eye, the kittens had all grown up to maturity

Will there be a battle between the western and eastern courtyard cats in the near future? Sheriff would definitely be overjoyed

Gang fight, even the thought of such a scene sounded epic to Zheng Tan He had never seen cats engage in gang brawls before

By the tihts, they were already at Zhuo's place The house care at the sight of Zhuo returning, but that s Tan beside Zhuo's feet

Zheng Tan didn't care about what the house, all he wanted to do noas to quickly clean his ear The smell of bird poo made hientle shower gel to rub gently on Zheng Tan's ear as she didn't have anything that was intended for pets

Zheng Tan hopped onto a tall stool to make it convenient for Zhuo This way she didn't need to squat uncomfortably and could sit on a chair as she cleaned him