Chapter 6 (1/2)
Chapter 6: The Four Cheap Guests of the Eastern District and Mr Perfect Parrot
In one of the houses below comrade Xiao Qu lived a rather unique inhabitant The special point of his inhabitant was that it was the home owner’s pet—— a rare species, hyacinthinus macaw
This bird’s name was “General”, and he was supposedly the Mr Perfect of parrots This guy’s value was enough to buy a hundred square meter apartment in the city center of Chu Hua, and its price is still rising
High intelligent, adept ina rare species, it would be strange if this dah
Their home’s balcony was different from all the other balconies The balcony on the fourth floor was covered by a coarse wire mesh, whoseaway Truthfully,they weren’t afraid that it would fly away, but rather that it would go and harass people and animals From appearances, this bird knew its boundaries, but it in fact had a belly full of evil tricks
“General” had a nickna really liked to bully cats, and it especially loved biting a cat’s ears He had heard that quite a few cats had their ears bitten at the school before This was so Mama Jiao had said when he first arrived here It seeed hiainst fire, theft and parrots Looking at this guy’s body, and thinking about a h ability to cause dae
However, after getting fah it bullies cats, it picks its targets The cats on the eastern residence had it better As long as they didn’t provoke it, it wouldn’t take the initiative to attack But, if it saw cats from the western residence, well then that’s unfortunate
Perhaps it was because of the owner’s influence This bird particularly liked to sing nostalgic old songs, so Tan had only heard of in a docuic albumsThere were soe Like the song he had just heard, it could be traced back to the eighties These were still good
And whatTan feel peculiar was that this bird possessed skills If the average parrot’s intelligence approached that of a four or five year old, then the one from the apartenius type at that
Nohy did he say this?
The bird fro Tan just couldn’t stand it anyht sky He heaved a sigh, then gave the balcony a sweep and found a ed it to the side of the railings, then stuck out a paw and lightly tapped
“Ding dong, dong dong, dong ding dong ding…” [so damn loud!]
The singing from the lower apart Tan heard the rustling sound of flapping and the banging sounds of toes striking wire Evidently that bird had never thought that it would actually hear this noise at this tiht, so it was very excited, and ran to the mesh wire
Not long after, a pecking sound came from the lower apart so box
“Da di, di di, di da da da, di di da…” [You’re actually here!]
Who would ever guess that in the ht, at Chu Hua University eastern residences building B fifth floor there would be a cat and a parrot conversing through morse code
Actually, Zheng Tan wasn’t too familiar with morse code He had only learnt it recently The one as truly proficient with it was actually that on Li cat, Chubs
Every time Chubs went to the military district to visit his relative, or the times when that person from the military district came over to pay old aunty a visit, he would always be tested on the use of secret codes, converse using ames etc If the results froo obediently squat on instant noodles
This parrot was a loyal hobbyist for secret code puzzles Whenever Chubs was at home, it would peck the paper cards and find Chubs to play the rail fence cipher ga Tan or its feeder to play the the ame Only, its feeder was usually rather busy and didn’t have ether, so there were stillLast week, “General” was brought out to play at one of the protected nature reserves in the outer province As a result, Zheng Tan was very relaxed for several days
Now discovering that this guy had actuallyTan’s mood at once plummeted
[I heard Yellowy got neutered? Today I saw hi an Elizabethan collar] “General” was still in thea partner to chat with in the ht It didn’t even feel a bit of sympathy for Yellowy
[I haven’t seen hi Tan continued to smack the mosquito coil incense
Sigh, this is the fate of you pet cats, how pitiful, in the future you four musketeers of the Eastern district will turn into the four eunuchs of the Eastern district
Not every pet cat needs to undergo that procedure
Don’t deceive yourself
Scram, too lazy to care about you
Don’t go, let’s keep chatting, aren’t you cats nocturnal animals?
Like that’s got anything to do with you I’s?
Half a ain came from the floor below
“You are like that~ – fire! Burning hot fla me warmth~~”
Zheng Tan “…” Really want to squish it to death!
Ignoring the parrot that had too ain returned to the chair in the living room He covered his ears with his paws, closed his eyes, and slept
Earlynext day, Xiao Qu akened by a loud and clear wail by Zheng Tan He struggled out of bed, in his Spongebob SquarePants paja Tan out
Actually Zheng Tan could open the door himself, but this wasn’t his home after all He needed to be bitXiao Qu some trouble, not let him be well rested
When Xiao Qu was letting out a big yawn and straining his eyes open, he discovered the Jiao fa the sounds fro breakfast in the Jiao faathered around the entrance