Short Story (1/2)
Speaking of cultivators, I’randpa bitterly cultivating in a s and birds don’t shi+t Actually, that’s not always the case Cultivation has to advance with the ti in the 21st century, no matter what, you should understand the lives of the masses Otherwise, what if, when you open your eyes one day to the world thousands of years later and everyone on earth has alreadyis it to face an Earth abundant with beasts running as in heart, Chen Qingxuan descends the rate into the lifestyle of the human world
As a result… alas, this bumpkin who’d lived in the mountains for several hundreds of years was quickly ena to use the co television the next He even blushes profusely at the screen full of flesh For hundreds of years, except for his er sisters who’re solely devoted to cultivation, this poor ancient male youth ain’t seen nothin’ Thus he’s scared silly thearound in bed in a ht film
Having played an entire year in the world full of tes he didn’t even dare to think of in the past For exa up conversations with girls by the roadside For exa till he’s dead drunk For exa fun with a copy of Playboy ah He put off his entire cultivation Although there are times when he, too, feels that these days are really absurd, he also finds the a long face and forcing him to enter closed-door cultivation He truly lacks interest in cultivating
Since it’s sohis lifespan, why don’t he just live free and unfettered in the mortal world for a century?
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Alas, the heavens doesn’t satisfy people’s wants In barely a year, the sect suhs at thethe sect’s token in her hand Without a choice, he follows her back to the sect
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“Martial elder brother, ar clothes cool or not!” the xuan returns, the sect becos his martial elder brother and shows off the clothes full of holes on his body, co how his martial elder brother’s face turns as black as the bottom of a pot
“Were you short of silver below the yuan frowns as he asks
“Sigh, martial elder brother, how can you be so outdated? These days, you don’t use silver when you buy things below the mountain, you use yuan Also, these clothes of mine are stylish ah, stylish Look at how xuan pats his forehead, saying with a sigh
“……” Many frightening thoughts actually arise in Liao Qingyan, who’s always been calar rascal with olden pheasant and a body of tattered clothes, at the front gates as a public display A family’s dirty linen shouldn’t be washed in public ah, shouldn’t be washed in public Liao Qingyan ends up enduring it
“Martial elder brother, est trend for youths below the xuan puts on a mysterious look as he asks
“I don’t”
Translated at nakih, speaking of online games, I better explain to you what’s a coxuan can cow hisextremely pleased with hi his oes: “At any rate, online gas that set the hearts of countless youths ablaze Martial elder brother, you should go and play too, install internet lines all around the sect and everyone can play gaether!”
Liao Qingyuan gives a long sigh: “Martial younger brother, you are no longer young and is already several hundreds years old”
With those words, he leaves and walks towards the sxuan chokes, i about his reat, except for his conservativeness A coxuan who claims to have been educated by the modern era, feels so
He lifts his head and furtively glances at hiswith his hands behind his back by the lakeside With a body of clothes whiter than snow and hair like black jade, his aura of reing with it several wisps of spiritual energy
However, Chen Qingxuan find hi in theworld, a hundred years passing as though a day How can mortals comprehend such loneliness and solitariness?
He can’t help but feel slightly asha xuan conscientiously walks forth and quietly calls out: “Martial elder brother?”
“En?” The voice that responded is slightly nasal and yet is filled withuneasy
After coughing dryly, he says: “Martial elder brother, I wandered the s back for you”
“Oh? To think you are so yuan’s heart, but his face res out things fro in Good Health》,《Collection of Modern Weapons》,《100 Places A Man Must Go In His Life》and whatnot… as long as it’s a book in the bag, he shoves the out a few bottles of Five Grains Liquor that he ly: “Martial elder brother ah, this is good wine froive it a try?”
“I do not drink alcohol” Liao Qingyuan randoxuan gives a sigh Everything about his ood, except for his conservativeness
“What is this?” Holding a book with a colourful cover, Liao Qingyuan asks
Chen Qingxuan stares at it Instantly, he becomes bleary-eyed The book in his martial elder brother’s hands is actually the latest issue of《Playboy》 The airl on the cover exposes has far surpassed his martial elder brother’s tolerance level!
“This… this… this is the trend ah, martial elder brother, you don’t know but the current trend outside is all like this, girls all have to wear… uh… sexy, yes, sexy clothes This is called a ‘fashi+on trend’ Chen Qingxuan explains incoherently
Watching Liao Qingyuan’s expression turn darker by the second, Chen Qingxuan tearfully says: “Martial elder brother…”
“One-htly part, spitting out ruthless words
“Why ah? Martial elder brother, I haven’t violated any sect rules ah, on basis are you confining rasped the s? Or it seened, Chen Qingxuan questions
“You know too yuan coldly declares
“Ah?!”
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The days of confinement are hard to bear ah, his martial elder brother is probably infuriated, not even allowingachieved breatharianis 3his appetite?