Chapter 453: Dealing With Sheogorath (1/2)
A/n: So I aain
Truth is… In Elsweyr, they have a God for Madness and Skooorath - That's all in the Lore, check ESO Quest ”The Lunacy of Two Moons” where he makes an appearance
”What's up, Uncle Sheo?” Jon said with an ever-so-patient expression
”Nephew! Put o of the large Alfiq on a srey Alfiq waiting for Jon to explain This was, after all, that very infa here, Nephew? Cheese hunting? Wine surfing? Oh, wait! Don't tell ?”
”No, no and no You know ht now, I aure out how to kill a bunch of people in a unique way each”
”Oh! That's a nice idea! Can you ?”
”Youpeople in liquidated food? Hood idea We can make all kinds of soups then dip people in and see which kills faster My o withdipped in melted cheese is the very definition of heaven Try a To in an instant despite the dumbfounded faces around the as the two noticed soers at them It was a black cat that appeared on Jon's head and seemed very annoyed
”You should shapeshi+ft” Jon said
”Wise idea”
The Alfiq struggled as he started to take another forled by all the yarn around hientleman with a particular appearance in a pink brocade suit… still entangled in yarn
”HAHA! It's me! Bet you didn't know that, did you? All surprised now, I see, I see” Sheogorath looked at the ones around him and said with a proud face
Other than Nefertiti as cringing, the others didn't knohether to act surprised or cringe This particular Daedric Prince can be brutal if he was displeased
”Act as if your Boss said a joke” Jon gave a pro tip as he noticed the ones behind hi”
”Incredible”
”Wow”
With the Gore Flag fully avoided, Jon wanted to get this over with
”What are you doing around these parts, Uncle?”
”Woah! Straight to the point aren't we, Nephew? Don't you want to play a gato play whether I liked it or not”
”You understand me well, nephew”
”And with many lives at stake”
”You really understand s and throw them in the air, you orath said
”Nope You can throw people all the way to Daggerfall for all that you care about It won't be fair”
”Haha! You want a Daedric Prince to play fair”
”I want to play fair because if you don't play fair, I won't play at all Good luck tossing Mortals around on your own I'll go toss Mortals with my friends someplace else”
”Okay, Okay! How about this one… a music contest with Mortal corpses”
”Says theso contest”
”Says the ainst the fiercest beast Hircine made by a little chick”
”Sparrow! You know hie Roc later on but that's not in the story Fine, what about a Nightmare contest?”
”Both you and I know that you wiped the floor with Vaer?”
”Too high”
”Tunnel spooning”
”Too low”
”Dragon riding”
”Too early”
”Dwe a prank on Molag”
”Already did that”
”Playing a prank on Dagon”
”Did that as well”
”You played a prank on Dagon?”
”I blackmailed him with a scene from your memories when the Avatar of Akatosh whipped his Daedric ass”
”Seriously? How did you get that? Wait! Was it censored?”
”Is there uncensored?”
”A Daedric Prince as tall as a toalking in the streets of the Imperial City mostly naked? Hah! Of course there is uncensored His Daedric Dong was all over the place”
”No way!”
”Yes way”
”Daaaaaayum! Must have missed that mod”
”So, what do you want to play?”
”How about ame of all time? It is called [Truth and Dare]”
”Wasn't it 'or' not 'and'?”
”No, that's the sissy version Jon Dare's version is [Truth and Dare]”
”Fine! I feel like I love it already Hoe play?”
”I ask you a question and I dare you lie to me”
”I feel like I don't love it after all”
”You already agreed”
”Fine, I go first”
”You sure?”
”Humph!”
”You'll ask ain to confirorath had to think twice before that one
”You've got o first”
Jon sighed after bypassing the orath wanted to throw at hi on with that Curse around and why are you turning people mad?”
”I always turn people mad That's what I do I a people? Your s difficult for , Nephew I a anyone here”
”You seriously expect me to believe that?” Jon looked doubtful
”You expect a Daedric Prince to lie?”
”Yes”
”Well, believe it or not, we are concerned about this event” Sheogorath said ignoring Jon's doubts
”We?”
”Me, Azura, Boethiah… the whole lot”
”Wait ait! This 'Whole Lot' is our faction in these Labours, right?”
”Right”
”Why wasn't I invited then?”
”Azura didn't call for you? I thought she did… that's why I didn't want to tell youon?”
”Hmmm… You see, nephew, you are basically the Last Labourer on our side with still one more task to perform”
”I know”
”And the other faction still has one Labourer too… other than the ones you have already killed”
”Why is this the first time I hear of that?”
”Because eren't sure about the identity of the Labourer you are up against and… we still don't know”
” You're serious now?”