Chapter 310: El Diablo (10) : Tasks And Rewards (1/2)
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Back at Earil's shop, Isha and I sat on a table facing each other
”Out of all people someone can be friends with, you have the weirdest collection so far! Let's see… a talking cat, a Hoe and the Daedric Prince of Madness Are you trying to drive me insane here?”
”Me? I auy… despite his peculiar taste in things Seriously, … too many moments I need to capture Photomancy is the best I'll capture all the moments I can… then I'll capture time itself WAHAHAHA!”
”… Okay, Earil is shi+t but at least he let us use his base attortured people”
”What about the Mad God?”
”He is a great guy Cheerful but moody, too moody for my taste but he is a very deep person If you listen carefully to all that nonsense he utters, you will find there are wisdoe coated in his untasteful jokes of hoill gut everyone like fishes and make decorations with their entrails”
”… Yeah, whatever… Then what about your friend?”
”Jon should be El Diablo now, some sort of a brainwashed warrior that leads the horde of the Kurkurs to the festival So El Diablo aside, you know that ht? Won't that be a conflict of interest between us?” Isha said nervously
”Well, you don't need to be such a muscle-headed person” I said
”ExcuseEl Diablo shouldn't mean that you must kill Jon We can just exorcize whatever that El Diablo is, I am sure it is a Daedra that possesses Jon”
”… Fine It makes sense… by the hat are the Kurkurs?” Isha asked
”Well, that's so new even for me Haskill said that the Kurkurs are those bird-like humanoids we killed on our way to New Sheoth”
”Oh! Such strange creatures they are”
”You are right”
Those [Kurkurs] didn't appear at the game or even come from a mod They hite or red feathered hus instead of ar beaks they have and the bird's legs with sharp talons That all can put aside compared to how insane their eyes look
”Do you think Sheogorath will hand your friend quietly?”
”No, I don't think he will He wants me to make a new Gatekeeper for his own convenience He wants to eat my enchanted cheese because… well, he is obsessed with cheese And finally, he wants me to entertain him, this is a tricky one, the Lord of Madness is all aboutmortal for no reason whatsoever other than what he calls fun, I doubt that he even know the reasons behind his actions himself but let's not focus on that… whatever surprises the Mad God should be so otherworldly and I know just the person”
”Who?”
”That's classified But let's finish that Gatekeeper we areto need a lot of work”
”Yes, filthy business”
In front of us, in the large basement beneath [Earil's Mysteries], there werearound I didn't hunt all that by myself but as the wielder of the [Wabbajack], I went around and told the Dark Seducers of Deift for Lord Sheogorath Still, if not for Haskill giving them the order to follow me, I would have to whack theorath took back the [Fork of Horripilation] and the [Staff of Sheogorath] and gave me the [Wabbajack]
The [Wabbajack] is a Daedric staff engraved with angry gaping faces at the top Its effect is… how to say this? It is coic either Each spell cast froical effect ever know, buff the target by anyfrohty Dreamble then?
Why not!
Anyway, back to the work at hand I put the [Wabbajack] aside and transfor trench coat
”Wow! Krilon, what is that?” Isha witnessed [Greed] in action for the first ti I love to keep close all the ti under [Greed] were expensive clothes for the Battle-Born Wedding so I didn't want to dirty thee thehterhouse
The corpses in front ofe [Skinned Hounds] which are undead hounds whose name describe perfectly, so diseases in their scales, and finally, we brought soantic and very poisonousest three [Hulking Skinned Hounds], one of those things is at least three ht We cut their heads and their bodies evenly and started putting theether in the shape I wanted We then skinned the [Scalons] and used their skin to cover the creature we put together Of course, the fangs of the [Elytra] were added to the mix
The result was a perfect mix of madness and otherworldly fantasy
”What do you think?” I asked Isha
”… Seriously, man Who are you?”
”Bwahahahaha!”
”I present to you…”
Drue]
”… [Cerberus]!”
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”Genius! HAHAHA! A! Marvelous job, mortal Haskill, look! You completely lost the bet, wahaha! A three-headed hound covered with the hazardous skin of the Scalons and ars of the Elytras Hehe! That's why I love mortals So creative!”
The [Cerberus] I created was asthat retful I didn't make a copy of
”Good, this [Cerberus] will be your Gatekeeper then”
I passed the Staff that controls the [Cerberus] to Sheogorath
”Oh! Thank you… you made my heart quiver madly, Mortal I love it, but… it hty [Cerberus], does that ave off an evil grin
”You…” Isha face turned pale as she looked at Sheogorath with angry expressions
I a screwed over in such a way especially after creating a s killed their best architectures after creating impenetrable palaces for theuess there is only one way to find out, right?” I said
”Oh! Really? Fine, get 'enaled for [Cerberus] to attack us
The large three headed black dog glared at me with its red eyes and jumped towards me… or it was supposed to do so!
”Sit!”
With one word froht
In le left and right, the three heads of the [Cerberus] were following it with utter confusion as its three heads were struggling to focus on thethe [Cerberus] to stop the attackat the weird situation
”Dogs! A flaw of creation in ive you a beast that can't be conquered, I would have given you a cat One single cat stationed at the [Gates of Madness] is enough to stop a whole army of adventurers in o on a holiday, I will take you with me to ride narwhales in the ocean and you will ride at the front Consider it e for this one when the ti forward to it” I said, ”Now, Haskill, point me to your kitchen”
”This way”
”Mortal, what is that?”
”Estee dishes that will blow your herita Pizza, the mother of all pizzas may God save the Queen This piece of classic art has a thin crust, fresh tomato sauce, Enchanted Mozzarella cheese, and a few leaves of basil”
I pointed to the next plate
”Pepperoni Pizza, America's favorite Back at my home country, if you love that pizza then you are a western spy but still, everyone ate it in secret It has my secret recipe of pepperoni that uses only top quality beef All that grace haooey cheese”
The next plate
”Here comes the beast, the Grilled Chicken Pizza for chicken lovers like us Made with BBQ sauce, chicken, cilantro, red onions, and enchanted fontina cheese”
Comes at number four
”My mama's personal recipe, Extra Mozzarella, Extra Turkish Cheese, green pepper and verity of olive Smells like home and feels like love Of course, it is all enchanted”
The last plate
”This isI came up with back when I was trapped with two homicidal perverted roo The Pizza Loaf Good for taking away, good for a picnic, good for work, good for school, and even good for a Daedric Prince The Pizza that can survive the apocalypse in your pocket just for you to take it out and have a quick bite while slaying a dragon or rescuing a damsel Of course, the cheese! Ah! To die for”