Chapter 292: Mad Ideas (1/2)

Winterhold - 4000 meters above the sea level

”WAAAAHHHHH!”

”WUHUHU!”

The world itnessing the first recorded case of Skydiving in the history of Tamriel performed by two redheads, Aela and I, Jon Dare

”YOU CRAZY bastard! DON'T LEAVE ME!”

”WHAT? CAN'T HANDLE A LITTLE LIVING?”

”YOU bastard!”

We were not panicking, Aela was shocked but we yelled to hear each other

”YOU ARE CRAZY!”

”SHUT UP AND LIVE! ENJOY IT!”

I held her hands and helped her adjust her body in a skydiving position under ether with [Greed] I also protected our eyes with a spell

Our balance finally settled and we started to freefall The appearance of the world at sunset fronificent

There were no clouds but the air was freezing but we endured it

”You like it?”

” You… You areyou, ice brain You are truly mad”

”I am called Jon 'Dare' for Goodness sake!”

”Jon Mad”

” Nope, I'll stick with 'Dare'!”

I couldn't see her face but she was surely et us down safe?” She asked

”What? Of course not? How can I?”

”W Wit Wait a second! Not funny! You ht?”

”Well, in theory, if you teleport whileWe were still before we teleport then we started to fall If I teleported us to the ground right noill be turned into a meatpaste as soon as we arrive”

””

She was now scared! I can feel it!

”But I can fly with ic so no problems anyway”

”SAY THAT FROM THE BEGINNING, YOU DOLT!”

”Oh! Why so serious? Have fun, girl You ain”

”I don't want to!”

”I mean you ic then fall and crush and die”

””

”What? Can't take a joke?”

”I HATE YOU!”

”Hey, I just got a wild idea”

”Don't want to hear it!”

”We can't just be the first couple who skydived in Tamriel… we can also be the first couple who had sex while skydiving in Tamriel”

”NO WAY!”

”YES WAY!”

And we landed with a parachute made of [Greed] I could have just used [Levitation] spell but the falling force was toopower of [Levitation]