Chapter 23: An Ambush (1/2)
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[A/N: A side novel for this novel was made for the special +18 scenes, Skyrim: sexual Adventures of Jon Dare This novel is faed to Bjorna, apparently Bjarnna is a male name and the female version is Bjorna]
[A/N: The last chapter was unedited the first few hours, it's now edited to the best of my current ability Enjoy]
” Hilda?”
The woman stiffened in here place and was surprised to see me, silence took over but someone spoke
”Hmm? Hilda? You know aunty” Bjorna reacted
I was taken aback! What aunty? Wasn't she your o? I couldn't say that as it was still confusing, I just pointed between the so-calleda dumb ”eeeeeeh!”
”Hehehe! look at yar dumb face lad! pretty much confusin' me an' dat she-troll” The woman said, ”Oi am much prettier ya know! Hehehe!”
What the hell with this lady? She looks like Hilda? But the accent is so out of place?
”You are not Hilda?” I asked
”Poor lad! Oi told 'er to visit ya every uonce in e while! Figured you'd forget how she looked like” The woman said, ”Anyways Na this event but it felt like , just ht you fighting after that day?” Wulfur tried to remember, I didn't really tell him the truth about her
”Mh?” Bjorna yelled
”Believe it er not, this lad got lucky an' Hilda saw talent in hinize me?” I asked as I wasn't sure just yet
”Yer ma told Hilda yar comin' to town, Hilda tolda seat
”This, still is, confusing” I sighed to myself
”Ya don't need to worry! Ya 'll see Hilda in year, she told in' ya to the ser in that e to see howa wry siant besides me, Oi am a bit shorter, and she acts like a bandit and drinks all day” Skadi said, somehow I could feel that she is very close to Hilda
”And you act like a pirate” That was Bjorna I kind of see that this girl was suffering for some reason
”Stinkin' brat, who's the pirate?” Skadi retorted
There was a bit of argument but I think I passed the trauma
”One question please, are there any more sisters I should be aware of?” I had to ask that one
”Nah! It's just me, Hilda, and a dozen brothers” She said
”A dozen!” I yelled
”Hahaha! Look at yer duhed
The trauma came back
”So, ya all came here to buy somethin'?” Skadi said
”Jon wanted cats” Bjorna said
”Cats? Big ones?” Skadi asked
”Well, it happened like this” Bjorna started to tell her the story fro but I didn't want to reain
”Ya had it hard lad!” Skadi was amused, ”But that won't do If ya want a beast then wait until ya see Hilda”
”Why?” I asked
”Hilda's arrangin' soood for ya, Oi don't want ta spoil the fun, but it's better than anything we normally sell” Skadi said
”Is the word cat anywhere in its description?” I asked
”Just look forward to it” Skadi sighed
Okay! If it's Hilda then I won't argue
”About yar friends here, did ya see anythin' you fancy?” Skadi asked the trio
Looking at Battle-Born, he puffed his chest and said, ”I aht then what use do I have for it?”
”If a beast can fight, it'll eat a brat like ya once it's hungry If ya want a beast, then ya have to raise it froave a cold reply
Battle-Born was taken aback and didn't argue, he started thinking about it
”What about ya big boy? Which do ya fancy?” Skadi turned to Wulfur
Wulfur said ”I” and his face turned stiffened Poor guy! What were you thinking about just now?
Skadi noticed and frowned, then she noticed Bjorna face turning red, she glared back at Wulfur
”A bear!” Skadi said, ”If ya can't raise a bear then ya 're no good”
Rest in pieces my brother
”And ya lassy?” Skadi turned to Svidi
”I really have nothing I want” Svidi was about to cry
”Come on you can do better” Skadi insisted
”But I don't want a beast” Svidi was about to cry
”Fine, ya can have a fox” Skadi decided
”And ya 'll have a hound” Then she told Battle-Born
Seriously no do you do business like this?
Speaking of Wulfur, as he was not speaking I pointed at hi…”
But I was cut in by her ”The biggest bear cub I find is his”
Let's hope it will be a panda, as pitiful and gentle as Wulfur
I sighed for God kno many times this day!
Skadi led us to a place where we found small foxes, Svidi picked a white snow fox
Jon Battle-Born didn't have it hard, he could choose a pup of a bear-dog, if this thing groell it will be scary
”Next year, ya drag yer friend here with ya” Skadi said
”Next year I'll be in Winterhold and he will be staying here” I said
”I'll figure so out” Wulfur said, brave as ever
”Fine by me” Skadi said
”Excusethat was on my mind
”Oi don't knohat's that lad” Skadi asked
”You see, in o to cat-therapy places to sit with a lot of cats for a day and get healed by how fluffy and cute they are” I said