Chapter 317: Cuisine of Darkness – Worst Sh!t Ever Part two (2/2)

At this moment, Bei Shan really wanted to kill himself to stop the salty explosions in his mouth.

Xu Cheng curiously asked, “Chuxue, is this bacon homemade?”

Lin Chuxue: “Yeah, I salted it and everything.”

Xu Cheng didn’t know whether he should laugh or cry. She probably didn’t know that bacon was already salted and rubbed salt all over it again before frying it.

Bei Shan was salted for a whole minute before his taste buds and consciousness slowly recovered. When he opened his eyes again, he took a deep breath and said, “Holy f@ck this dish-”

Before he could finish, he could already see Xu Cheng’s threatening look, and Lin Chuxue was also a bit startled by his sudden reaction.

Bei Shan: “-is too f@cking good! Sorry, Little Sis-in-Law, I’m a soldier, so I might be a bit vulgar with my language and I don’t know how to exactly describe this, but this taste! It’s definitely unique! Really, you should let Xu Cheng try it, I can promise that he will spend another 3 billion to marry you.”

Lin Chuxue smiled and looked towards Xu Cheng: “He’s lucky to be able to marry me with just 3.3 billion.”

Bei Shan really had a feeling of being in hell. Originally, he was just hungry, but now with those two dishes, he felt that all of his holes upstairs were cleared, with just the one downstairs not. His tongue was already going unconscious. He just wanted a decent and edible meal…

Alright, I’m just gonna eat the f@cking rice, alright?

He thought as he picked up his bowl and said, “These dishes just taste too good, even the rice smells really nice, I really-”

Gabeng.

Bei Shan looked at Xu Cheng, almost crying, like a little woman who had been wronged.

Xu Cheng turned to his own bowl of rice and didn’t want to meet his eyes. He knew that crisp sound was because Bei Shan bit a small stone when eating rice. Lin Chuxue probably didn’t wash the rice.