216 Chapter 217 - Grinding Monsters (1/2)
After the team was assembled and complete, it was time to begin grinding monsters for experience.
‘If this was a fantasy RPG, I would probably be the Warrior, Peach-sensei would be the Priest, Editor Yoshizawa would be the Ranger, and Houjou-senpai would be the Assassin... er, actually, she's probably more of a Mage.’
Seiji amused himself with his own imagination.
If everyone wore fantasy RPG-like clothing and stood together in a battle formation... that seemed like it really could happen!
Please forgive him for this mindless lapse of attention.
As for why Seiji had such thoughts to begin with, it was due to the appearance of hordes of monsters... whoops, admirers that tried flirting with the women.
After Mai joined them, Mayuzumi was very interested in learning more about her and stuck close to Mai to ask her many questions, while Mai politely answered each question.
Since there were too many people at the festival today, it was impossible for all four of them to walk together in a row. Naturally, Mai and Mayuzumi walked together, while Saki and Seiji also became a pair.
Mayuzumi looked like a classical frail beauty, while Mai’s outer appearance made her look like a gentle beauty as well, so, unfortunately, it was only natural that the two of them were quickly set upon by flirtatious admirers.
These admirers were one of the most disliked groups at the school festival—men looking to score with the girls here.
These unreliable males that were aiming for this school festival and joined up in groups together in order to flirt with high school girls were the existence that the Morals and Discipline Committee, and even the high school boys, wanted to get rid of the most. In a certain way, they were indeed similar to the monsters in an RPG game.
”Hey, you two, you look familiar—how about hanging out with us?” Monster A began his attack with a flirtatious look in his eyes.
”How about I invite you two for some coffee? We can chat and be friends~” Monster B used a smiley-face technique.
”It’s always more fun with more people, so come with us!” Monster C used a domineering attitude.
Priest Mayuzumi was afflicted with the ‘fear’ status at this close-quarters combat situation and was unable to move.
Mage Mai began smiling coldly and began to cast an ultimate spell.
”Sorry, they’re together with us.” Warrior Seiji went in to support and used his oppressive smile technique.
”You guys are in the way, and it’s really annoying. Move.” Ranger Saki shot out cold barbed arrows in order to give Priest Mayuzumi some cover fire.
”Oh... so you had companions.” Monster A was suppressed successfully and retreated slightly.
”Another beauty? Perfect, join us as well! We’ll treat you!” Monster B continued using the smiley-face technique.
”It’s a free society where you can choose to flirt with who you please, but still, please forgive me for being direct...”
Mage Mai finished her incantation and began casting her ultimate spell.
”Just look at how ugly you guys are!”
”Eh!?” The three monsters received critical attacks simultaneously.
”Your hairstyles are so ridiculous, and there’s too much of a hairspray scent! Your clothes are all low quality, and you don’t even know how to match colors! Your shoes are dirty, there’s dust on your pants, and stains on your shirts! And forget about the uneven makeup on your faces, there’s even nostril hair showing! Not to mention the massive amount of gunk in the corners of your eyes!”
The strong AOE magic hit the all the enemies at once.
”Wah!!” The monsters A, B, and C all cried out in pain.
”Frivolous, vulgar, and dirty... you actually dare to talk to us with such a level. Heh heh, if you still have functional eyesight, please take a look at the person beside us.” Mage Mai activated a teleportation spell and sent Seiji, who was the backline support Warrior, into the frontlines.
Warrior Seiji cooperated by flashing a brilliant handsome smile!
”Ahh!” The three monsters were blinded by the sight.
”You guys can’t even match up to ten percent of him... no, there’s no way to even compare.”
Mage Mai used her finishing move—a condescending gaze. It was akin to an ordinary person looking down on some filthy insects, a move that pierced the monsters’ hearts.
‘Get the hell out! Garbage.’
They felt as if they could clearly hear her insulting them like this.
”I’m sorry!!” All three monsters were defeated and fled after leaving that message.
‘What an excellent way to grind monsters for experience.’ Seiji inwardly praised Mai’s technique.
Cough cough, all of that was exaggerated by Seiji’s mind, so please take it with a grain of salt.
Similar incidents occurred multiple times in succession after this.
Each time, Saki would protect Mayuzumi, while Seiji and Mai teamed up to get rid of the frivolous men.
No matter what type of men they faced, the handsome boy and the female maid defeated them effortlessly and looked cool while doing so.